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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 8, 2022 19:24:01 GMT -5
Hugh G. Rection takes some beating despite stiff competition
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 8, 2022 19:30:14 GMT -5
Hugh G. Rection takes some beating despite stiff competition ......penis.
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Post by Psicofreak667 on Mar 8, 2022 19:32:29 GMT -5
Current NXT is like a laundry list of names designed to cause me to actively not care about the people bearing them.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Mar 8, 2022 19:48:45 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose. Sounds like a country club name.
Ken Raper. USWA jobber.
The Mod Squad Spike and Basher.
Tugboat.
Dok Hendrix.
But the all time is Nikki A.S.H.
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Don Corleone
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Post by petef3 on Mar 8, 2022 20:10:51 GMT -5
Mabel.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 8, 2022 20:28:54 GMT -5
Slapjack
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 8, 2022 20:32:48 GMT -5
T-Bagr
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El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Mar 8, 2022 20:59:39 GMT -5
Eddie Edwards. The first thing that anyone from the UK thinks of when they hear that name is this dude. It got even worse when he had his gimmick change into a Southie Brawler, and he actually has an Irish surname (Maher) in real life.
He's probably one of the handful of dudes that got a better name in NXT than his indie name, John Cahill sounds far better than Eddie Edwards.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 8, 2022 21:04:11 GMT -5
The Big Show is a good wrestler nickname and a SHIT TIER wrestler name. I can't believe treated it as his main name for 20+ years outside of like a half dozen times they actually said "The Big Show Paul Wight".
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Foppery and Whim
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 8, 2022 21:05:53 GMT -5
Atlas DaBone is still one of the best "f***ing terrible developmental names". Like, it sounds exactly like the kind of name someone on here would come up with as a joke, like "Keef Samwardson".
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Mar 8, 2022 21:11:09 GMT -5
T-Bar (When you know what the urban term means) CZW Wifebeater he either beats his wife or he really likes the T-shirt style.
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Post by James Fabiano on Mar 8, 2022 21:11:43 GMT -5
That one guy who called himself 'Above Average'. Beyond Boring?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2022 21:21:43 GMT -5
Val Venis
In another time line he’s a multiple time world champion.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Mar 9, 2022 4:43:43 GMT -5
Lift Sawyer (who the hell names their kid "Lift" Vince?)Cable Jones (who the hell names their kid "Cable" Vince?)DAMN YOU MolotovMocktail LOL For some reason I can't be mad at Lift and Cable, they're just so insane it makes me smile. Together they could have been an ultimate jobber tag-team with those names. If Silent Rage counts and wasn't just a catchphrase I'll nominate that too. Sounds like somebody who's furious about stuff but too weak to actually say/do anything about it so nobody actually ever knows, he's just there seething in the corner.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Mar 9, 2022 4:48:21 GMT -5
Eddie Edwards. The first thing that anyone from the UK thinks of when they hear that name is this dude. It got even worse when he had his gimmick change into a Southie Brawler, and he actually has an Irish surname (Maher) in real life. He's probably one of the handful of dudes that got a better name in NXT than his indie name, John Cahill sounds far better than Eddie Edwards.
If he had gone by Eddie Maher he'd sound like some guy who came to fix my washing machine. John Cahill also sounds like the most standard of Irish names, although we pronounce it like "cah-hill" rather than "kay-hill" which I'm guessing he used. Also, when I first joined an E-fed about 20 years ago, my name was Iceberg Shamrock...
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Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Mar 9, 2022 4:54:10 GMT -5
Von Wagner Bron Breakkkkker Gunther Shorty G Any shortened name that doesn’t need to be (Apollo, Ali, Riddle etc)
And I’m amazed that Dolph Ziggler actually stuck permanently.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 9, 2022 6:28:58 GMT -5
Most random collection of letters if the name isn't established, Paul Wight faced RSP, CPA, and VSK which sounds ridiculous. AQA is maybe the worst as it's the name of an UK exam board.
Although it's fine for the likes of hhh, rvd and MJF where the full name is well established and used.
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Post by johnmena on Mar 9, 2022 7:00:24 GMT -5
Rosey and Jamal was awful.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Mar 9, 2022 7:52:59 GMT -5
"The Ringmaster" is just so, so bad. Especially in 1995 WWF when having a second circus-based gimmick wasn't out of the question. "The Ringmaster" Steve Austin actually works, which just makes it even worse
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 9, 2022 8:21:29 GMT -5
As a kid I always thought Bob Backlund was the lamest name, just no intimidation factor what-so-ever.
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