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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 11, 2022 22:38:27 GMT -5
Theory of a Blandman
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 11, 2022 23:01:39 GMT -5
I like the implication in kayfabe that Stone Cold literally beat the Austin out of Theory.
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Post by Dub H on Apr 11, 2022 23:24:23 GMT -5
it's just a Theory, a wrestling theory!
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 11, 2022 23:30:13 GMT -5
They should bring in Jack Evans and Angelico to form Hybrid Theory.
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Post by Perd on Apr 11, 2022 23:39:08 GMT -5
Usually you go to jail or get sued when you keep f***ing your employees like this…
Ohyeah., they’re not employees.
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Post by DSR on Apr 12, 2022 0:13:20 GMT -5
They should bring in Jack Evans and Angelico to form Hybrid Theory. This will certainly bring them all One Step Closer to championship gold!
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Apr 12, 2022 0:14:01 GMT -5
(WrestleMania 4) "And Newwwwwwwwww World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion......Savage!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 12, 2022 0:15:44 GMT -5
Boston Theory.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2022 0:22:20 GMT -5
Of all the things in WWE that makes no f***ing sense... This is one of them.
Why do they always do this?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 12, 2022 0:31:51 GMT -5
Of all the things in WWE that makes no f***ing sense... This is one of them. Why do they always do this? Their logic is basically “Oh, look at all the famous stars in history known only by one name like Madonna or Cher or whatever, why can’t we do that?”, when the reality is that WWE make it weird because they put this hard finality into it where it’s like “THEY NEVER HAD THE OTHER NAME EVER, DON’T EVER CALL THEM BY THEIR FULL NAME”.
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Post by Andee9001 on Apr 12, 2022 0:47:42 GMT -5
They should bring in Jack Evans and Angelico to form Hybrid Theory. This will certainly bring them all One Step Closer to championship gold! People complaining about Theory losing his first name is rather pointless. He'll still have a good career i'm sure. In the end it doesn't even matter.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 12, 2022 0:52:08 GMT -5
Is Theory hits the big time, will he change his name to R-Proof?
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 12, 2022 1:13:29 GMT -5
Of all the things in WWE that makes no f***ing sense... This is one of them. Why do they always do this? Their logic is basically “Oh, look at all the famous stars in history known only by one name like Madonna or Cher or whatever, why can’t we do that?”, when the reality is that WWE make it weird because they put this hard finality into it where it’s like “THEY NEVER HAD THE OTHER NAME EVER, DON’T EVER CALL THEM BY THEIR FULL NAME”. That’s my problem with it. Wanting to market him as Theory is one thing, but completely ignoring the fact that he has a full name is asinine. Guys like Edge and Ricochet can pull off the one name thing because we aren’t supposed to believe it’s their real name, we know it’s a nickname or gimmick name. But Riddle is short for Matt Riddle, everyone knows that, let commentators or opponents say his damn name
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2022 1:42:59 GMT -5
these name changes are severe mental illness
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 12, 2022 1:54:36 GMT -5
The really mind blowing thing is they executed this exact idea flawlessly with Batista. He was marketed as Batista, announced as Batista but it was openly acknowledged his first name is Dave. People would still refer to him as Dave Batista
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Post by Legion on Apr 12, 2022 2:52:44 GMT -5
I called him Theory anyway, so not that bothered
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 12, 2022 4:10:11 GMT -5
He is not worthy of the House of Austin.
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Post by eJm on Apr 12, 2022 5:47:06 GMT -5
Their logic is basically “Oh, look at all the famous stars in history known only by one name like Madonna or Cher or whatever, why can’t we do that?”, when the reality is that WWE make it weird because they put this hard finality into it where it’s like “THEY NEVER HAD THE OTHER NAME EVER, DON’T EVER CALL THEM BY THEIR FULL NAME”. That’s my problem with it. Wanting to market him as Theory is one thing, but completely ignoring the fact that he has a full name is asinine. Guys like Edge and Ricochet can pull off the one name thing because we aren’t supposed to believe it’s their real name, we know it’s a nickname or gimmick name. But Riddle is short for Matt Riddle, everyone knows that, let commentators or opponents say his damn name The Riddle one was always weird to me since, like, he was an actual UFC talent for a while. Like, even if he wasn't exactly upper card like Brock was, he's still someone who was there so it was strange they didn't take advantage of it. But then Chad Gable was an actual Olympian and they changed his name too for some reason so whatever. It's one of those things that should have been thought through when signing talent and not after you've established them as players on your roster. Austin Theory was in a big WrestleMania match, why is he suddenly Theory now?
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Apr 12, 2022 6:06:03 GMT -5
Shame Test is no longer with us for a team up
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 12, 2022 6:16:01 GMT -5
I think if we start pushing the rumor that Vince's old man swiss cheese brain can't handle remembering a first and last name, he'll get all mad and start giving people their names back. He should do what Stan Lee did and give everyone alliterative names.
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