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Post by Lizuka #BLM on May 8, 2022 15:37:01 GMT -5
I am not a morally upstanding man, I am not a morally dubious man, I am simply the man.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 8, 2022 17:20:08 GMT -5
"Dadgummit." -Ron Simmons
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beefy
Trap-Jaw
OHHH YESSSSSSS
Posts: 453
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Post by beefy on May 8, 2022 19:06:57 GMT -5
Stay alert to your surroundings, and remain mindful to your own needs and safety, because those of mischievous natures and sexual deviancy will emerge after the sun has set!
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Andee9001
Samurai Cop
Posts: 2,328
Member is Online
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Post by Andee9001 on May 8, 2022 20:03:48 GMT -5
What is it that every person in this world desires? Oral sex.
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Post by government mule on May 8, 2022 20:53:27 GMT -5
Perchance, were you not aware of the current situation?
Your gluteus maximus should proceed to locate the nearest telephone and inform the selected individual(s) of the current predicament.
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Post by dangerousdanpotato on May 8, 2022 21:09:25 GMT -5
Prithee, ladies and gentlemen! 'tis I, the Hound of the Highway, Jesse James, proceeding henceforth with my associate, the Hardened Ruffian William Gunn. I'd like to welcome one and all to the canine enclosure, the kennel if you will. And if you are not au fait with our approach then I have two words to impart: suckle hereafter!
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 8, 2022 21:39:18 GMT -5
"I tell half-truths, I break the rules and I take without asking!"
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Post by saneiac on May 9, 2022 4:34:19 GMT -5
Attention! Attention! This is the moment in which we make a formal appraisal of audience opinions. Please inform me, residents of East Rockford. Did you travel to this sporting venue this evening to observe the actions of World Championship Wrestling? Or did you travel to this sporting venue this evening to observe the actions of the New World Order? Ah! It appears that the tally has increased by one for those of virtuous moral character!
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Post by government mule on May 9, 2022 6:15:20 GMT -5
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
I beg your pardon, could you please repeat the previous statement?
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,416
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Post by MiLB Fan on May 9, 2022 7:59:39 GMT -5
“So for those of you with the ability to capture moments on film, my partner and I will now assume a stationary position for no more than five seconds.”
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Post by sunnytaker on May 9, 2022 8:21:40 GMT -5
"might i beg your indulgence for the moment?" (thinks to self "hmm perhaps i have failed to use sufficient volume in my previous utterance") "MIGHT I BEG YOUR INDULGENCE FOR THE MOMENT!"
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on May 9, 2022 9:03:03 GMT -5
*raises hands whilst extending the index finger on each in a manner as to replicate hand pistols*
"Percussive cacophony! Percussive cacophony!"
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,526
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 9, 2022 12:12:50 GMT -5
Affirmative! Negative! Affirmative! Negative! Affirmative! Negative!
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Post by sdoyle7798 on May 9, 2022 12:31:57 GMT -5
“If you don’t got it, get it! If you don’t get it… figure it out!” The funny thing is, this one isn't even a reworded quote. This is good ol' Johnny Ace, waxing lyrically.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
Posts: 11,998
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 9, 2022 14:56:57 GMT -5
You are incapable of locating my current position!
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Post by animaniac on May 9, 2022 19:23:04 GMT -5
Zounds, I am content to go to Hades!
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on May 9, 2022 20:03:32 GMT -5
Of higher quality than those that were, those that are, and those that are yet to come.
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Post by Aceorton on May 9, 2022 20:31:07 GMT -5
"As a member of this audience, you will at this time witness me demonstrating a fisherman suplex into a bridging pinning combination, cleverly named so as to amuse you with its alliteration while also referencing the flawlessness that is central to my marketing as a professional wrestling personality."
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