Dudes puking mid-match

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Jun 10, 2022 14:45:20 GMT -5 fg said:

Jun 10, 2022 14:25:19 GMT -5 tirtefaa said:

One of the dumbest ones I remember was Balls Mahoney begging Marty Jannetty to hit him in the head with a chair, and immediately spitting puke all over the place.

Apparently Bray Wyatt vomited at a house show with Cena.

And Rey Mysterio puking during the 2006 Royal Rumble, Triple H ended up falling in it.

Wasn’t there a match where Joey Ryan wrestled against a woman and after he gave her an airplane spin, he forced her to touch the penis part of his tights if you know what I mean so he can give her the penis suplex? (Yeah, you got to suspend belief here). Only for the woman to open up Ryan’s tights and vomit all over his penis. The vomit and penis weren’t shown but I can imagine what it was like for those two.

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

these school projects are really f***ing weird now.

[James Fabiano]

I saw the Mahoney example live.

Think Sabu did on an ECW PPV.

[Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen]

There was a dude who did it in XPW. Can't remember his name but it may have been his gimmick. I blocked as much XPW from my memory as I could.

[thegame415]

Not a match, but there's a segment on a Raw where Funaki pukes on Bradshaw at the Friendly Tap. You can narrow it down to the date by that.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Jun 10, 2022 15:15:45 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Never has a thread been more a fetish thread than this one right here.

It's for a school project.

[bob]

this is by far the oddest school project ever

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Teddy Hart has puked at least a couple of times, most infamously during the Scramble Cage "gotta get my shit in" incident in ROH.

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Jun 10, 2022 15:26:50 GMT -5 JoDaNa1281 said:

I remember a CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas match between FIST and Cheech & Cloudy at Rey de Voladores 2007, where Cloudy puked in the middle of the match, after Akuma kicked him in the chest a few times.

You're leaving out the part where Akuma turned around and showed Cloudy his tattoo

[greyfmdan]

Jun 10, 2022 17:01:59 GMT -5 bog said:

I used to have a pretty bad vomit phobia (emetophobia) so I of course vividly remember when these things happen. First one that came to mind was Balls Mahoney. Also, did Gigi actually puke on Ryan or was it a gag? (Pun intended).

I remember being live at a RAW when they had a promo with Droz and Albert where they handed him the microphone and he just randomly hurled. Good God that was traumatic at the time. I was eating nachos.

Being a huge germaphobe, I think I’d have been done with the nachos. Not so much because I was grossed out about the puking, but because I’d have been concerned about what contaminated particles might be making their way onto my food. I know it’s probably not completely epidemiologically sound, but that’s how my mind would go, I’m sure. Frankly, I probably wouldn’t have been comfortable the rest of the night, thinking about what air particles floating around the arena I might be breathing in.

[Cry Me a Wiggle]

Nothing can elicit a cheap laugh for me more than unexpected puke and it’s sorely been lacking in wrestling.

I want an equivalent of the Muta Scale for vomit. I want somebody to be like Flair is with blading and just yak everywhere at all times. Give the ring a real gastrointestinal hose down, you know? Yeah. New boom period.

[Chuck Conry]

Pretty sure Jimmy Rave puked during an ROH match with Nigel.

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Jun 10, 2022 22:06:53 GMT -5 @tacticalsneakman said:

Teddy Hart has puked at least a couple of times, most infamously during the Scramble Cage "gotta get my shit in" incident in ROH.

The cage wasn't 30 feet, and there was no puke

[Mozenrath]

The only one safe might be Toni Storm. She says that the day of big matches, she's too nervous to eat, and it's only after it's over that she will wolf down plates of food.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Last year during Tampa Collective, JJ Garrett over-hydrated before his match to compensate for having to compete in the hot ass Tampa sun in the middle of the afternoon, and puked all that water back out during his match, stopping his match with Lee Moriarty in the process.

[hentery]

Jun 10, 2022 13:34:16 GMT -5 Georgina's Fancy Water said:

I wanna see dudes puking right now. Rly yacking like cats. Like that one Shane Douglas vs. Raven match where Shane just f***ing vomits all over the ring at one point like it's no big deal. 

Not gonna feed your kink, but droz was called puke. Does what he did count

[Alice Syndrome]

I remember a Botchamania clip where someone is about to take a DDT, pukes, and then lands in it.

[fortknox]

Jun 10, 2022 18:17:14 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

In an interview with WWE Magazine, John Cena recounted how he got sick during a match early in his career. He rolled out of the ring and asked the timekeeper, “where do I throw up?” The answer was “under the ring” so that’s what Cena did. He also shit himself.

Against Scott Steiner.

web.archive.org/web/20180219070655/https://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2013/1111/567234/john-cena-reveals-an-embarrassing-moment-on-total-divas/

As seen on Sunday night's episode of Total Divas on E!, John Cena admitted to soiling himself once during a match. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion's memory, however, appears a bit hazy.

On the show, Cena's girlfriend Nikki Bella informed him of Natalya urinating on herself during a match (against Naomi on July 1, 2013 at a WWE Superstars taping in Sioux City, Iowa). Rather than poke fun at the third-generation grappler's latest incident, Cena changed the subject by recalling a bowel movement mishap of his own.

"I pooped myself once," Cena told the former WWE Divas Champion. "I had to throw [my pants] away. It was in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, I had food poisoning and I still went out to wrestle. Everybody knew—I was embarrassed."

Cena has relayed the story in the past in radio interviews and to WWE Magazine. However, he told the publication in 2008 that the embarrassing incident took place in a different region of Canada.

"It was in Winnipeg, and I was wrestling Scott Steiner, with Bull Buchanan as my lackey," Cena said in response to a question asking him about the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to him in or out of the ring. "I got food poisoning and thought I wouldn't be able to wrestle, but went out there anyway. I took a DDT, rolled out and the time-keeper was there. I looked him in the eye and said, "Where do I puke?" And he said, "Under the ring." So I went under the ring and puked and everyone knew it. But as I was puking I crapped my pants. Luckily, it was at the end of the match, but nothing has ever topped that since."

It would appear that the incident actually took place in Jacksonville, Florida (on December 14, 2002 at a non-televised event). According to TheHistoryofWWE.com, Cena only faced Steiner once in 2002, and did not compete at the organization's lone events that year in Saskatoon and Winnipeg (which took place in late-May, before he was promoted to the main roster and Steiner re-joined WWE).

In a voice-over segment, Bella said that she couldn't be more disgusted by her boyfriend's embarrassing admission. "I don't know what to think right now—I guess I'm just thinking about s--t! That would be so embarrassing!"

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

These summer school projects sure are something.