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Post by CMWaters on Sept 20, 2022 23:41:46 GMT -5
I don't know how much of that is Rey choosing his outfits in full or just suggesting them to WWE costume department. Honestly, I could see this being more how Rey would dress in real life:
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Post by sportatorium on Sept 20, 2022 23:43:11 GMT -5
It's why Dom left him for Judgement Day....
"Dad, something dark & monochromatic, please!"
"Sorry Dom, I have several animal prints backed with neon & silver to wear"
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 20, 2022 23:48:14 GMT -5
It's why Dom left him for Judgement Day.... "Dad, something dark & monochromatic, please!" "Sorry Dom, I have several animal prints backed with neon & silver to wear" Ah, so that's why Dom was interested in the Halloween Havoc gear on the Rey Celebration Night.
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Post by tirtefaa on Sept 21, 2022 0:39:46 GMT -5
Remember at Mania 21 when he had a new mask but it wouldn't stay on and he kept shifting it during the match? Nothing looks sillier than getting beaten down and you're more focused on adjusting your mask instead of defending yourself.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 21, 2022 2:22:46 GMT -5
Sandra the Seamstress Lady: "I don't know Rey, I just think you'll look like Naked Mideon." Rey: "That idiot? He just couldn't pull it off. I can pull it off." Sandra the Seamstress Lady: "I wish there was another wrestling promotion I could jump ship to."
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 21, 2022 3:21:21 GMT -5
Nah. Let him keep looking like an explosion in a Zubaz factory, go for it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 21, 2022 14:37:00 GMT -5
I honestly miss the baggy pants. The long tights with a singlet is not a flattering look for him.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 21, 2022 14:40:28 GMT -5
Are his masks still labeled MASK just so no one gets confused?
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Post by government mule on Sept 22, 2022 8:52:22 GMT -5
The others posted, as mental as they are, I can kind of understand, but the thought process behind the decision to wear this colour with the black thong façade is mind-blowing.
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 22, 2022 10:59:27 GMT -5
If you were to create a list of wrestlers with some of the best gear of all time, and a separate list for wrestlers with some of the worst gear of all time, Rey Mysterio could arguably top both. He'd be at least top three. It's amazing how hit-and-miss he can be.
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Sept 22, 2022 11:07:27 GMT -5
That flesh-colored gear with the implied thong...did he visit Dustin Rhodes and had a look into his rejected TAFKA Goldust outfits or something?
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Sept 22, 2022 11:17:27 GMT -5
MOMMA MYSTERIO: Rey, son, what are you wearing?
REY MYSTERIO: Ma, it's part of my job to dress outlandish.
MOMMA MYSTERIO: Rey! Did you let your son dress himself again?
PAPA MYSTERIO: He seemed very adamant about doing it himself.
MOMMA MYSTERIO: No son of mine is going out looking like that!
REY MYSTERIO: But I'm 47 years old!
MOMMA MYSTERIO: Not another word!
REY MYSTERIO: I hate it here! I'm going to my room! *storms off*
PAPA MYSTERIO: I thought he moved out 30 years ago?
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Post by XIII on Sept 22, 2022 12:20:56 GMT -5
Nothing going to ever top the flesh colored body suit with thong painted on it. I would say that he lost a bet or it’s a rib…but then I see the rest of his recent gear. lol
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Post by canceled4truth on Sept 22, 2022 12:30:01 GMT -5
I unironically love the Zubaz outfit
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 22, 2022 12:57:55 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 22, 2022 14:42:33 GMT -5
The others posted, as mental as they are, I can kind of understand, but the thought process behind the decision to wear this colour with the black thong façade is mind-blowing. I call it his 'Naked Thundercats' outfit, from when they didn't have clothes on the Thundercats in that one episode
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 22, 2022 14:44:11 GMT -5
The others posted, as mental as they are, I can kind of understand, but the thought process behind the decision to wear this colour with the black thong façade is mind-blowing. I call it his 'Naked Thundercats' outfit, from when they forgot to draw the clothes on the Thundercats in that one episode Small correction: they didn't forget. This was from the first episode before they landed on Third Earth. The episode actually gave them clothing during it. Don't remember the reasoning, but they didn't before. Now back to the discussion on Rey's outfits.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 22, 2022 14:45:38 GMT -5
I call it his 'Naked Thundercats' outfit, from when they forgot to draw the clothes on the Thundercats in that one episode Small correction: they didn't forget. This was from the first episode before they landed on Third Earth. The episode actually gave them clothing during it. Don't remember the reasoning, but they didn't before. Now back to the discussion on Rey's outfits. Yeah, I changed it after I remembered that. BTW, looking up 'Naked Thundercats' will give you images that will be burned into your retinas
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Post by Jindrak Mark on Sept 22, 2022 16:10:16 GMT -5
It's amazing how he's consistently had such terrible outfits in the last few years when back in the day he was known for having some of the best looks in wrestling (with the occasional mishap admittedly).
The red look he wore on his Smackdown debut in 2002 has always been of my favorites of his.
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Post by Instant Classic on Sept 22, 2022 16:31:58 GMT -5
All but the 2nd pic are nice gear to me.
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