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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 28, 2022 9:02:32 GMT -5
We know Count von Count is a vampire who haunts Sesame Street and has for untold years. But what actually is his food source? Peopleish muppets like Prairie Dawn or actual people like Gordon?
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Fundertaker
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 28, 2022 9:06:19 GMT -5
Breakfast cereal, obviously!
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Burst
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Post by Burst on Sept 28, 2022 9:12:20 GMT -5
Clearly, it's whoever's number is up.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 28, 2022 9:12:43 GMT -5
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 28, 2022 9:21:42 GMT -5
Look, all I'll say is that there's a reason we haven't seen Clifford in awhile and leave it at that.
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Post by mrtuesday on Sept 28, 2022 9:59:40 GMT -5
Look, all I'll say is that there's a reason we haven't seen Clifford in awhile and leave it at that. Barkley the Dog, Bruno the Trash Man, Don Music, Snuffy's sister, Cookie Monster's cousin, Ernie's niece, Bert's nephew, Forgetful Jones, Roosevelt Franklin, Sherlock Hemlock, and about a dozen or so more characters haven't been seen for years. Some for decades. It's not hard to figure out what happened to them. |
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Sept 28, 2022 10:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 28, 2022 10:32:19 GMT -5
Look, all I'll say is that there's a reason we haven't seen Clifford in awhile and leave it at that. Barkley the Dog, Bruno the Trash Man, Don Music, Snuffy's sister, Cookie Monster's cousin, Ernie's niece, Bert's nephew, Forgetful Jones, Roosevelt Franklin, Sherlock Hemlock, and about a dozen or so more characters haven't been seen for years. Some for decades. It's not hard to figure out what happened to them. And he dismembered Sam the Robot and used the parts to synthesize the blood. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 28, 2022 10:42:21 GMT -5
I've seen a couple videos were he was hanging with hot chicks and he ate tons of USER HAS BEEN BANNED
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2022 12:14:34 GMT -5
He feeds on numbers he presents on the screen obviously.
That’s why 7 8 9, to please the Count’s lust for blood.
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 28, 2022 12:18:30 GMT -5
I mean, there's a reason Roosevelt Franklin eventually vanished from the show...as well as a bunch of other characters.
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Post by rainandlava on Sept 28, 2022 15:25:35 GMT -5
Count Chocula Cereal?
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 28, 2022 15:31:25 GMT -5
Soylent Green with a Soylent Green juice drink
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Sept 28, 2022 17:52:28 GMT -5
Axiom.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 28, 2022 18:06:01 GMT -5
I've seen a couple videos were he was hanging with hot chicks and he ate tons of USER HAS BEEN BANNEDAll you can eat shrimp gets you banned? Or was it the fact that he BANNED AND FINED while he was eating the shrimp? |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 28, 2022 18:45:28 GMT -5
Mathematics.
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Post by ace on Sept 28, 2022 19:08:24 GMT -5
They never did tell us what Mr. Hooper died of
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 28, 2022 19:37:12 GMT -5
Look, all I'll say is that there's a reason we haven't seen Clifford in awhile and leave it at that. I think I know why Possibly for the better |
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 28, 2022 22:39:35 GMT -5
It's been said if you look outside his castle, you'll see a bunch of drained twiddlebugs.
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Post by Malcolm on Sept 29, 2022 12:54:36 GMT -5
I assumed he fed on literal counting.
Like he'd literally turn to dust if he stopped counting stuff after a while, because I love dumb cartoon logic like this.
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