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Post by Cyno on Dec 20, 2022 14:54:37 GMT -5
Anyone who sneezes in my presence without covering it with a hand or arm or whatever is fired immediately.
Wrestlers are now known as Sports Ennerdainers.
"WWE Universe" is too limiting. We're now the WWE Multiverse. Somehow we'll find ways for our sports ennerdainers to have matches against versions of themselves from other universes.
Anyone who says the word "jobber" is immediately sent to the streets. Where they may or may not get shot for saying it.
Sports ennerdainers without sufficiently wacky ring names will now get sufficiently wacky ring names.
Someone is getting an Elder Scrolls Lore Nerd gimmick. Their finisher will be a submission move where they just bore their opponents into tapping out by talking to them about their theories about why the Dwemer disappeared off the face of Nirn.
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Dec 20, 2022 15:43:31 GMT -5
Lacey Evans is gone
Idk dude just feel like it
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Post by mc74 on Dec 20, 2022 16:29:39 GMT -5
Sex is not only encouraged. It's allowed.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 20, 2022 16:32:56 GMT -5
Road Dogg is promoted to Vice Director of Janitors
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 20, 2022 16:37:34 GMT -5
This shit’s not real. It’s OK to lose. I’d say it on-air too. It's always ok to lose when you're not booked to look like a total chump at all turns tbh
Becky lost tonight and she is someone who can take a loss, several even. Where Mustafa Ali? He's booked to be this super underdog, but the issue is he never wins, and always, ALWAYS gets his ass kicked, like on average of one segment a week he is getting beaten up by somebody. Presentation matters, and eventually, like with Ali, it can just kill crowds completely on someone when they are constantly presented as a loser who never, ever wins. You gotta have a light at the end of a tunnel sometimes. That being said I'm pretty sure outright saying "This shit isn't real" on TV is what made people hate Vince Russo's WCW Yeah, there comes a point where an underdog becomes just a dog.
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Post by government mule on Dec 20, 2022 17:18:23 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio is finally banned from dressing himself
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2022 17:19:28 GMT -5
Rex Steiner Braun Strowman Jonah
Pretty simple really.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 20, 2022 20:31:44 GMT -5
Elias will never get interrupted again.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Dec 21, 2022 0:15:53 GMT -5
PUT. THE PHONE. DOWN.
Whatever you think you need to tweet, you don't. No getting into stupid arguments with random people online. No pointless shots at competing companies, especially unprompted. No Infowars talking points. No government conspiracies, regardless of which party is in power. Any and all charity/good causes must be vetted by management before tweeting out links. If you're Braun Strowman, your Twitter password is being changed so you can't access it and an intern will do all of your tweeting in-kayfabe for you.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2022 0:21:59 GMT -5
Everyone has to beat up Rey Mysterio... even Rey Mysterio himself.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 21, 2022 3:06:46 GMT -5
Top guys and girls have to get spotted and photographed at a horse race at least one every few months. Studies show that betting on horse races is regarded as the coolest, sexiest, yet also most respectable form of gambling. Y'Know when I'm in that ring I'm Bron Breakker the competitor, the warrior, the dog, but when I'm out here at the track watching beautiful stallions go to work? I'm just Bronson. A man fortunate enough to have a beautiful girlfriend and a dog by my side. I see these horses and it inspires me to get to that next level. On some level, I think that anyone who's ever struggled can relate to horses. Horses are born to be warriors, born to push through. I really see myself in that. Promo ends with Bron drinking a mint julep with his pinky in the air or no dice.
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Post by cornettesracket on Dec 21, 2022 3:56:54 GMT -5
I’d use the dusty rhodes classic which is “don’t do shit you don’t know how to do.” Which I feel is something that many in wrestler should adhere to.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 21, 2022 4:35:41 GMT -5
The 24/7 Title is back and is now the highest tier championship belt on any of the shows.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 21, 2022 4:46:40 GMT -5
I’d use the dusty rhodes classic which is “don’t do shit you don’t know how to do.” Which I feel is something that many in wrestler should adhere to. I'd go a little further, styles make fights so stick to what you're best at (unless there's a good reason/special occasion). Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should. All of wrestling would benefit from that.
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Post by cornettesracket on Dec 21, 2022 5:44:37 GMT -5
I’d use the dusty rhodes classic which is “don’t do shit you don’t know how to do.” Which I feel is something that many in wrestler should adhere to. I'd go a little further, styles make fights so stick to what you're best at (unless there's a good reason/special occasion). Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should. All of wrestling would benefit from that. Exactly. I’m all for wrestlers safety as it’s good for them obviously but as a fan I find it difficult to fully invest in a match. I’m not a fan of constant dives to the floor because on the laws of average, there is more risk if you do them all the time.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 21, 2022 14:43:16 GMT -5
Having a bunch of Brauns, Bron, Bronsons, can't be as bad as having a ton of Pages, Cages, and Adams retools Saraya's gimmick to long-lost descendent of two former American presidentsPAIGE CAIGE-ADAMS HERE
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 21, 2022 14:58:18 GMT -5
Made-In-The-USA Marine Sami Zayn.
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 21, 2022 15:24:36 GMT -5
Hot take: No more hair dye or hair extensions. It’s out of control and there’s no need for it, ladies.
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 21, 2022 15:31:32 GMT -5
Hot take: No more hair dye or hair extensions. It’s out of control and there’s no need for it, ladies. Nox should go back to brown hair. I'd be all for Gigi Dolin looking like NXT/early WWE main roster Saraya again.
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Dec 21, 2022 15:31:37 GMT -5
Made-In-The-USA Marine Sami Zayn. I love this cause of the dumbass Lashley feud where Sami screamed at him about the army for like 8 minutes one time in front of a super baffled crowd. Sami actually did that cause he's just That much more of an America enjoyer.
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