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Post by chronocross on Nov 25, 2023 22:52:48 GMT -5
I guess somebody should draft their retirement speech right about now.
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 25, 2023 23:03:02 GMT -5
So we now call him Byeback?
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 25, 2023 23:10:09 GMT -5
more like Dontcomeback, amirite?
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Post by Cyno on Nov 25, 2023 23:12:25 GMT -5
Don't worry. He'll back out of doing it like the other ten times he promised to retire.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 25, 2023 23:13:11 GMT -5
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Nov 25, 2023 23:29:43 GMT -5
Ryback...more like Rybacking the goal post.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 25, 2023 23:31:52 GMT -5
I want WWE to throw Ryback money to have him and Punk wrestle in Saudi Arabia for maximum embarrassment for somehow every party involved.
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Post by fw91 on Nov 25, 2023 23:53:17 GMT -5
Ryback...more like Rybacking the goal post. This is hilarious.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 26, 2023 0:12:27 GMT -5
Ryback...more like Rybacking the goal post. lol of course.
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Post by ace on Nov 26, 2023 0:42:55 GMT -5
Retire from what?
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Nov 26, 2023 1:29:00 GMT -5
Ryback retiring is like me retiring from being a porn star.
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Post by THE FVNKER on Nov 26, 2023 7:35:51 GMT -5
I'd actually be all for Ryback's new gimmick being "I'll retire if ____" just for him to only slightly alter the criteria each time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 26, 2023 9:20:08 GMT -5
I'd actually be all for Ryback's new gimmick being "I'll retire if ____" just for him to only slightly alter the criteria each time. I’ll retire if Dynamite has more than one women’s match.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 26, 2023 10:23:46 GMT -5
I'd actually be all for Ryback's new gimmick being "I'll retire if ____" just for him to only slightly alter the criteria each time. I’ll retire if Dynamite has more than one women’s match. Ryback cracks the code to job security in pro-wrestling.
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Post by floundertime on Nov 26, 2023 12:17:39 GMT -5
Is Ryback taking retirement advice from Max Dog Russo?
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2023 12:51:23 GMT -5
Ryback has retired, but Skip Sheffield hasn't
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 26, 2023 13:22:09 GMT -5
This is going to fold on in itself and he's going to be polling asking if he should retire from retiring, isn't he?
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 26, 2023 14:07:44 GMT -5
I'm at the point where I wish someone would hire him, just to shut him up.
Send him to Japan... let him get roughed up by a real shooter... couple of weeks of that and he'd be done.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Nov 26, 2023 14:31:10 GMT -5
He does the retirement polls to plug his supplements and shit cause he knows ppl will screenshot it when RETIREMENT wins and are gonna leave his Twitter pic in. Just by the nature of screenshotting the site layout, you can't leave the pic in without putting the description in too so he sticks the ads in there and suddenly his Goop wares are getting free promo. Dude's a dumbass but he knows Twitter like the back of his hand. That's been like his cave for the last 9 years. I'm gonna fight everyone on /r/SquaredCircle if dude sold a single extra Big Guy Supplement this weekend
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 26, 2023 14:59:44 GMT -5
I'm at the point where I wish someone would hire him, just to shut him up. Send him to Japan... let him get roughed up by a real shooter... couple of weeks of that and he'd be done. He'd be done wrestling for sure but a guy like him will never shut up. The only two options are ignore him or point and laugh.
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