Post by S-Chrome on Jan 13, 2023 4:50:45 GMT -5
Los Angeles Chargers at Jacksonville
Considering the Jaguars whipped the Chargers prior to their resurgence, I wouldn’t put it past J-Ville to have a repeat performance. Travis ETN (As the dreadful Chris Myers pronounces his name) is an under-appreciated HR hitter of a running back, and the Chargers are the worst team in the NFL as it pertains to yards per carry vs the run. Add in the injuries that the Chargers sustained over the last week, it looks like a one-and-done for L.A. Khan’s Kats will own the not-so Super Chargers like they will own WWE in a few days… maybe
Jacksonville 27, Los Angeles Chargers 17
Seattle at San Francisco
So the Seattle Seahawks don’t have any answer for the weapons the Niners boast… I mean, they don’t have any answer for most offenses not named the Jets or Giants. The Niners have been slipping defensively, though. Walker, Metcalf, and Lockett should be able to keep up with the Niners D, as long as Geno is up to the task. This would probably not be the best time for Brock Purdy to turn into a pumpkin, so he will.
Seattle 28, San Francisco 24
Miami at Buffalo
The bitter cold, a Buffalo team on a mission, an opponent who may very well start their third-string QB on Saturday night with both stud WR’s banged up. Outside of Josh Allen being particularly Favrey with the football, I don’t think Miami will even keep it close.
Buffalo 34, Miami 7
New York Giants at Minnesota
So, should Minnesota stick to feeding Dalvin Cook throughout the game, they shouldn’t have any issues with the Giants. But, I have a sneaking suspicions that O’Connell is going to do the opposite of what they should do. Kirk Cousins is the mediocre-est mediocre QB who ever mediocre-d. but he’s got skill position studs. Question is, will that matter if the Vikings offensive line is in tatters? Furthermore, the Giants defense is finally (FINALLY) putting some pressure of QBs. Thibodeaux might have himself an afternoon if the Vikings decide not to give the ball to Cook and ride him. Defensively, Ed Donatell hasn’t coached a good defense in damn-near 20 years. Nothing regarding Minnesota’s defense is impressive. It allowed the Giants to move the ball at will against them and go down to the wire with them.
The Giants could use more Saquon than what how they used him the last time they met. While he did score the game-tying TD on a 4th Down, he only had about 20 touches the entire game. More Saquon and somewhat less Daniel Jones could spell an wishful thinking upset. Defense is getting back some key players at the right time too. Plus, it’s the Vikings, they usually follow up triumph with considerable failure. It’s what they do.
New York Giants 27, Minnesota 24
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Yeah.. No Lamar Jackson. No chance for Baltimore. May L-Jack find happy trails in free agency.
Cincinnati 38, Baltimore 10
Dallas at Tampa Bay
I’m gonna need Brady to renew his contract with Lucifer to send Dallas packing. The Bucs might be one of the very worst division champions ever seen. They’ve got nothing going for them. In most circumstances while reviewing the matchups, the Dallas D-Line should have no issues teeing off on Brady. Then again, it’s Dallas, and it’s the playoffs. Dallas’ defense has been cheeks the last few weeks and Dak has been very charitable with the football. Add in Mike McCarthy’s propensity to do something stupid, and the fact that the Cowboys cheerleaders (No Flags & Aikman) will be calling the game, it’ll be Tampa Bay victory… at least this bitter Giants fan hopes so.
Tampa Bay 21, Dallas 17
Considering the Jaguars whipped the Chargers prior to their resurgence, I wouldn’t put it past J-Ville to have a repeat performance. Travis ETN (As the dreadful Chris Myers pronounces his name) is an under-appreciated HR hitter of a running back, and the Chargers are the worst team in the NFL as it pertains to yards per carry vs the run. Add in the injuries that the Chargers sustained over the last week, it looks like a one-and-done for L.A. Khan’s Kats will own the not-so Super Chargers like they will own WWE in a few days… maybe
Jacksonville 27, Los Angeles Chargers 17
Seattle at San Francisco
So the Seattle Seahawks don’t have any answer for the weapons the Niners boast… I mean, they don’t have any answer for most offenses not named the Jets or Giants. The Niners have been slipping defensively, though. Walker, Metcalf, and Lockett should be able to keep up with the Niners D, as long as Geno is up to the task. This would probably not be the best time for Brock Purdy to turn into a pumpkin, so he will.
Seattle 28, San Francisco 24
Miami at Buffalo
The bitter cold, a Buffalo team on a mission, an opponent who may very well start their third-string QB on Saturday night with both stud WR’s banged up. Outside of Josh Allen being particularly Favrey with the football, I don’t think Miami will even keep it close.
Buffalo 34, Miami 7
New York Giants at Minnesota
So, should Minnesota stick to feeding Dalvin Cook throughout the game, they shouldn’t have any issues with the Giants. But, I have a sneaking suspicions that O’Connell is going to do the opposite of what they should do. Kirk Cousins is the mediocre-est mediocre QB who ever mediocre-d. but he’s got skill position studs. Question is, will that matter if the Vikings offensive line is in tatters? Furthermore, the Giants defense is finally (FINALLY) putting some pressure of QBs. Thibodeaux might have himself an afternoon if the Vikings decide not to give the ball to Cook and ride him. Defensively, Ed Donatell hasn’t coached a good defense in damn-near 20 years. Nothing regarding Minnesota’s defense is impressive. It allowed the Giants to move the ball at will against them and go down to the wire with them.
The Giants could use more Saquon than what how they used him the last time they met. While he did score the game-tying TD on a 4th Down, he only had about 20 touches the entire game. More Saquon and somewhat less Daniel Jones could spell an wishful thinking upset. Defense is getting back some key players at the right time too. Plus, it’s the Vikings, they usually follow up triumph with considerable failure. It’s what they do.
New York Giants 27, Minnesota 24
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Yeah.. No Lamar Jackson. No chance for Baltimore. May L-Jack find happy trails in free agency.
Cincinnati 38, Baltimore 10
Dallas at Tampa Bay
I’m gonna need Brady to renew his contract with Lucifer to send Dallas packing. The Bucs might be one of the very worst division champions ever seen. They’ve got nothing going for them. In most circumstances while reviewing the matchups, the Dallas D-Line should have no issues teeing off on Brady. Then again, it’s Dallas, and it’s the playoffs. Dallas’ defense has been cheeks the last few weeks and Dak has been very charitable with the football. Add in Mike McCarthy’s propensity to do something stupid, and the fact that the Cowboys cheerleaders (No Flags & Aikman) will be calling the game, it’ll be Tampa Bay victory… at least this bitter Giants fan hopes so.
Tampa Bay 21, Dallas 17