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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 23, 2023 19:11:50 GMT -5
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Feb 23, 2023 19:12:53 GMT -5
I knew Kidman's theme would be the first one posted. 😂
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 23, 2023 19:19:27 GMT -5
NATION OF DOMINATION LIVE AND IN COLOR DON'T TEST THE CREW OR WE'LL BUM RUSH YR MOTHER
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 23, 2023 19:21:37 GMT -5
I knew Kidman's theme would be the first one posted. 😂 There was no way it couldn't be the OP. Literally no matter how long it's been and how many times you think about it, it's still the funniest shit ever that Billy Kidman at his most clean cut got a DMX type theme that sounds like it's from the perspective of The Booty Warrior.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 23, 2023 19:22:17 GMT -5
It's not that their theme was inherently funny (about to move some thangs), but I'm suddenly thinking of when Road Dogg and K-Kwik were a tag team for like 8 seconds before Road Dogg got fired for some reason or other.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 23, 2023 19:29:30 GMT -5
It's not that their theme was inherently funny (about to move some thangs), but I'm suddenly thinking of when Road Dogg and K-Kwik were a tag team for like 8 seconds before Road Dogg got fired for some reason or other. That reminds me, the f***ing first 3 Live Kru theme with the 2000s computer virus type beat is my fav WE THE 3 LIVE KRU AND IT'S ME THE B JIZZLE I'M ROCKIN ON THAT MIC CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT FIZZLE SIZZLE [Carlos diving in] I STEP IN TO THE GAME YELLING ÓRALE
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Post by mo on Feb 23, 2023 19:32:43 GMT -5
There is no greater opening rap line in wrestling history than “Like Tropicana, I got the juice.”
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Post by 67 more on Feb 24, 2023 1:55:29 GMT -5
Of course my first thought was Kidman.
I really hope nZo came out to Phoenix at some point on the indies.
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Post by tafkaga on Feb 24, 2023 12:47:21 GMT -5
Vince McMahon: "OOPS THERE IT IS!"
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 24, 2023 12:54:13 GMT -5
EENIE
MEENIE
MINIE
*WOAH*
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Feb 24, 2023 14:32:36 GMT -5
Gonna kick your sorry ass out on the street You used to think you own the streets Well pack your bags, your ass is dead meat Victory's sweet weird pause Here's the receipt
I don't know why they hired a bad freestyler to write the only verse in the song, but it was not money well spent.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 24, 2023 17:07:50 GMT -5
“We got Burt Reynolds From Evening Shade (Next lines incomprehensible)”
That is the opening to Men on Mission’s Wrestlemania X rap.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2023 17:09:56 GMT -5
Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac You might wind up in a body bag
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 24, 2023 23:08:33 GMT -5
Kurt Angle's TNA theme containing the lyric "You can catch him Thursdays on Spike TV." Which might not have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact they never changed the lyrics after they switched networks or even the day of the week Impact was on.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2023 23:38:11 GMT -5
Run DMC’s “the Kings” theme for DX made them sound like cranky, litigious old farts.
Selling jammies when them Grammy rappers chanting and cheering Selling more than all of y'all without a record in years My catalog got a long list of hits in the stores And for you sample-happy suckers out there breaking the laws Rather hit you where it gets you, bring you up on a charge You'd be better just to let a lawyer know from the start
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 25, 2023 0:32:33 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson's is a treasure
I'm stronger, go harder, I'm the MON-STAR! Conquer, dominate anything I want to! My passion, my skill, my focus, my hunger! Just to put it simple, I'm the- OOOO WEEE!
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 25, 2023 2:28:53 GMT -5
Kurt Angle's TNA theme containing the lyric "You can catch him Thursdays on Spike TV." Which might not have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact they never changed the lyrics after they switched networks or even the day of the week Impact was on. CAUSE I HIT MORE MEN THAN JENNA JAMESON IN BETTER DAYS YOU CAN'T CLEAR YR HEAD, YOU IN A JENNA HAZE
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Post by 67 more on Feb 25, 2023 2:31:47 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson's is a treasure I'm stronger, go harder, I'm the MON-STAR! Conquer, dominate anything I want to! My passion, my skill, my focus, my hunger! Just to put it simple, I'm the- OOOO WEEE!Trust me, WOO around with me, it gets ugly
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 25, 2023 2:41:15 GMT -5
PSA: Please Read Carefully
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 25, 2023 2:46:38 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson's is a treasure I'm stronger, go harder, I'm the MON-STAR! Conquer, dominate anything I want to! My passion, my skill, my focus, my hunger! Just to put it simple, I'm the- OOOO WEEE!The last line is 100% I'M THE MOTHERf***ING WONDER or something like that and they cut it out harder the more he got pushed lmao
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