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Post by XIII on Mar 25, 2023 14:00:11 GMT -5
'Mr. Ass' Billy Gunn vs. 'The Booty Man' Ed Leslie in a ring shaped like a giant pair of buttocks, you can only win by throwing your opponent through the hole in the middle of the ring. Special ref: Nia Jax. Timekeeper, Rikishi. Guest Ring Announcer: Sir Mix A Lot the First Ever Buried Alive in Ass match needs to happen. LMAO |
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Post by fortknox on Mar 25, 2023 15:18:52 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Mar 25, 2023 15:27:22 GMT -5
I'll see your real-life match and raise you Nailz vs. Nathan Jones. In a nightstick on a pole match. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 25, 2023 17:38:53 GMT -5
Gedo vs. Honky Tonk Man.
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Post by bob on Mar 25, 2023 17:46:34 GMT -5
I'm still disappointed we never got The Demon vs Sister Abigal
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Mar 25, 2023 17:57:38 GMT -5
I'm still disappointed we never got The Demon vs Sister Abigal The thread title says "Awful matches" not "Awesome matches" bob! |
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 25, 2023 18:16:29 GMT -5
Jackie Gayda vs. Jenna Morasca.
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Mar 25, 2023 18:17:45 GMT -5
Speaking of Wyatt. A Bray Wyatt vs. Kross saga would probably be some of the funniest shit to ever happen in pro wrestling.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Mar 25, 2023 18:26:13 GMT -5
Lesnar vs Omos. I legit can not wait for that trainwreck!! Most years, that would probably be a top 3 Mania match for me, but other then the "showcase matches" this card is pretty f***in' awesome
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 25, 2023 18:28:53 GMT -5
It's good I am not in Tony Khan's position, because I'd throw a lot of stuff on Dark/Elevation meant to basically just amuse me, like booking the Powers of Pain squashing someone in 2023. Admittedly, The Powers of Pain making an appearance on Elevation to kill Avalon and Nemeth would be really f***ing funny lol |
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 25, 2023 18:32:21 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt vs Omos sounds like the absolute worst combination of people on the WWE Roster right now tbh, for both a storyline angle and then a match. The Unbumpable Force vs The Immobile Object...
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Mar 25, 2023 18:34:21 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt vs Omos sounds like the absolute worst combination of people on the WWE Roster right now tbh, for both a storyline angle and then a match. The Unbumpable Force vs The Immobile Object... I see your point and I raise you B-Fab vs. Shotzi. |
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Post by Chiral on Mar 25, 2023 18:34:37 GMT -5
I don't care who's in it because it's guaranteed to be terrible no matter what: I want another Concrete Crypt Match.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 25, 2023 18:41:10 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt vs Omos sounds like the absolute worst combination of people on the WWE Roster right now tbh, for both a storyline angle and then a match. The Unbumpable Force vs The Immobile Object... I see your point and I raise you B-Fab vs. Shotzi. Ok on the women's side that might be as bad as it gets But keep in mind Dana Brooke and Tamina are still employed and... Alexa Bliss and Lita both currently move like someone pressed half speed on a Youtube Video. And then there's Lacey Evans who... is Lacey Evans... man the women's division pool runs much deeper for this... |
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Post by XIII on Mar 25, 2023 18:41:56 GMT -5
I feel like you could make a list of awful current matches/feuds that could involve Wyatt:
Wyatt vs. Elias
Wyatt vs. Hit Row
Wyatt vs. the Viking goofs
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 25, 2023 19:17:46 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt vs Omos sounds like the absolute worst combination of people on the WWE Roster right now tbh, for both a storyline angle and then a match. The Unbumpable Force vs The Immobile Object... I see your point and I raise you B-Fab vs. Shotzi. I'd want that match to happen, only for it to actually be oddly good. I mean, probably not, but sometimes weird chemistry happens. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 25, 2023 20:51:37 GMT -5
'Mr. Ass' Billy Gunn vs. 'The Booty Man' Ed Leslie in a ring shaped like a giant pair of buttocks, you can only win by throwing your opponent through the hole in the middle of the ring.  |
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Mar 25, 2023 22:25:58 GMT -5
Khali/Omos - so I can experience the moment time stood still. I see your Khali and raise you Satnam. |
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Post by theghostofalwilson on Mar 25, 2023 22:56:59 GMT -5
I'm still disappointed we didn't get that Brothers Of Destruction vs Snitsky & Heidenreich match that was teased/rumored at some point in late 2004/early 2005.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Mar 25, 2023 23:01:31 GMT -5
I'm still disappointed we didn't get that Brothers Of Destruction vs Snitsky & Heidenreich match that was teased/rumored at some point in late 2004/early 2005. It's weird how these things can snowball, since that seemed to mostly be a casualty of Orton's face turn not working out and him needing something to do at Mania. |
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