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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 29, 2023 15:19:38 GMT -5
A reminder that a 63 year-old man thought about this, typed it out, decided the world needed to see it, and clicked 'Post'. This is tame compared to some other shit he posted last night. I have screenshots, but I ain't posting them because...well, slight racism is the only way I can put it. This is the man who needed to announce that he may have accidently f***ed his daughter.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2023 16:17:26 GMT -5
I also came in here just to say Marty Jannetty. I know people said the same about Jake Roberts for years, but I am legitimately shocked that man is still alive.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 29, 2023 16:22:26 GMT -5
I also came in here just to say Marty Jannetty. I know people said the same about Jake Roberts for years, but I am legitimately shocked that man is still alive. Are we sure? He could be human bender and everything is just gas escaping.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 29, 2023 16:24:56 GMT -5
I also came in here just to say Marty Jannetty. I know people said the same about Jake Roberts for years, but I am legitimately shocked that man is still alive. Are we sure? He could be human bender and everything is just gas escaping. Except Sandman is Human Bender.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 29, 2023 16:30:33 GMT -5
Are we sure? He could be human bender and everything is just gas escaping. Except Sandman is Human Bender. Ok he can be human Flexo.
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Post by lavelleuk22 on Mar 30, 2023 2:57:48 GMT -5
So we got Vince McMahon as #1, then I’d say Punk. I’d put Hogan up there as well with all his lies and maybe ric flair too Didn't Punk run a cult, shave people bald and cover someone in their dads ashes? I'd say that's more ridiculous than a media rant and a (sorry some people) pretty tame Instagram post lol I'd say Benoit and Dynamite Kid, but that takes the thread in a slightly dark place! Maybe the crazy promoter who died surrounded by prostitutes and cocaine?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 30, 2023 6:22:14 GMT -5
So we got Vince McMahon as #1, then I’d say Punk. I’d put Hogan up there as well with all his lies and maybe ric flair too Didn't Punk run a cult, shave people bald and cover someone in their dads ashes? I'd say that's more ridiculous than a media rant and a (sorry some people) pretty tame Instagram post lol I'd say Benoit and Dynamite Kid, but that takes the thread in a slightly dark place! Maybe the crazy promoter who died surrounded by prostitutes and cocaine? Herb Abrams. He was definitely a character both on and off camera though.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Mar 30, 2023 6:51:19 GMT -5
This is tame compared to some other shit he posted last night. I have screenshots, but I ain't posting them because...well, slight racism is the only way I can put it. This is the man who needed to announce that he may have accidently f***ed his daughter. Now let's be fair, she wasn't actually his daughter, but she had been daughter.
What got me about that was that he tried to make out like there was some sort of mutual attraction, and that this twenty-something woman was interested in a washed up fifty something cokehead she previously thought may have been her father, and not that the whole thing was his twisted fantasy. Which it clearly was.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Mar 30, 2023 6:53:55 GMT -5
Two pages in and still no mention of Bob Backlund? By many accounts the guy was goofier then a pet coon. Apparently he would go to a YMCA to use the bathroom to save money on his water bill.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 30, 2023 9:58:30 GMT -5
Two pages in and still no mention of Bob Backlund? By many accounts the guy was goofier then a pet coon. Apparently he would go to a YMCA to use the bathroom to save money on his water bill. I came into the thread to post Bob.
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Post by government mule on Mar 30, 2023 10:42:40 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 30, 2023 11:18:27 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior. The comic. The workout tapes. The speaking tour. The castle in Mexico. If the guy were any carnier he’d have given Barnum a run for his money.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 30, 2023 14:19:03 GMT -5
This is the man who needed to announce that he may have accidently f***ed his daughter. Now let's be fair, she wasn't actually his daughter, but she had been daughter.
What got me about that was that he tried to make out like there was some sort of mutual attraction, and that this twenty-something woman was interested in a washed up fifty something cokehead she previously thought may have been her father, and not that the whole thing was his twisted fantasy. Which it clearly was.
Marty seems to live in a delusional fantasy land where a bunch of twenty year old girls on instagram want to have sex with him and also he got away with murdering a gay guy one time.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Mar 30, 2023 14:57:30 GMT -5
Now let's be fair, she wasn't actually his daughter, but she had been daughter.
What got me about that was that he tried to make out like there was some sort of mutual attraction, and that this twenty-something woman was interested in a washed up fifty something cokehead she previously thought may have been her father, and not that the whole thing was his twisted fantasy. Which it clearly was.
Marty seems to live in a delusional fantasy land where a bunch of twenty year old girls on instagram want to have sex with him and also he got away with murdering a gay guy one time. I can't work out if he's "working" and this is part of the Party Marty character, or if he's genuinely that out there, you never know with these old wrestlers. I suspect the latter.
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Post by dangerousdanpotato on Mar 31, 2023 7:23:02 GMT -5
Marty seems to live in a delusional fantasy land where a bunch of twenty year old girls on instagram want to have sex with him and also he got away with murdering a gay guy one time. I can't work out if he's "working" and this is part of the Party Marty character, or if he's genuinely that out there, you never know with these old wrestlers. I suspect the latter. It has a very different tone to guys like Sheik and Virgil who work the internet with their crazy antics. Marty doesn't seem calculating enough.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 31, 2023 7:54:39 GMT -5
Ludwig Borga was a generic foreign heel who hated America because of pollution. Tony Halme was a Hollywood bit-part actor, starred in Finnish Gladiators, fought RANDY COUTURE in the UFC, became a member of the Finnish parliament and was committed to a mental hospital. And was a Nazi, which is pretty ridiculous in and of itself.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 31, 2023 7:58:19 GMT -5
Two pages in and still no mention of Bob Backlund? By many accounts the guy was goofier then a pet coon. Apparently he would go to a YMCA to use the bathroom to save money on his water bill. I came into the thread to post Bob. He was/is an odd man. Apparently, a lot of it is because, as an athlete, he got through school functionally illiterate and otherwise lacking education, since school's kept passing him to keep him in sports. He was determined to rectify that, and dedicated himself to learning new things every day, reading as much as he could on learning, etc, and is as a result of his background a very unique individual. Foley described him as nice, but very intense.
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Post by genericusername on Mar 31, 2023 13:42:22 GMT -5
Ludwig Borga was a generic foreign heel who hated America because of pollution. Tony Halme was a Hollywood bit-part actor, starred in Finnish Gladiators, fought RANDY COUTURE in the UFC, became a member of the Finnish parliament and was committed to a mental hospital. And was a Nazi, which is pretty ridiculous in and of itself. Which gives all his talks about American pollution in his gimmick a more disturbing bent it you think about.
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Post by chrom on Mar 31, 2023 13:48:10 GMT -5
Johnny K9 was pretty nuts. From trying to legit smash a beer bottle on his head to driving in 20 degree weather to shows in a jeep with the doors removed and the top off.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 31, 2023 17:20:47 GMT -5
Ludwig Borga was a generic foreign heel who hated America because of pollution. Tony Halme was a Hollywood bit-part actor, starred in Finnish Gladiators, fought RANDY COUTURE in the UFC, became a member of the Finnish parliament and was committed to a mental hospital. And was a Nazi, which is pretty ridiculous in and of itself. He also apparently was a deeply closeted gay man, as he had a tattoo above his ass cheeks something to the effect of "no f****** allowed" or something.
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