UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 29, 2023 13:18:24 GMT -5
to fix this heel turn, I say have Christian open the show with a promo and have jungle boy come out right at the top of the hour and say the exact same promo with the names changed
never acknowledge it
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Post by polarbearpete on Jun 29, 2023 13:19:01 GMT -5
The promo was cringey, like a non-self aware Dom promo from last year. Better than his face promos leading up to the Pillars match though, I guess?
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Post by Dub H on Jun 29, 2023 13:22:46 GMT -5
The promo was okay
The getaway was a 10
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jun 29, 2023 13:25:17 GMT -5
the Twitter discussions I've seen about that line make me despair "Hey, Anna/Skye. Are you cool with me publicly bragging about having sex with you like you are a tool?" Alpha male speech certainly enriches the tasteful world of pro wrestling. "also can we compare all the women's hotness to each other? Women love that."
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jun 29, 2023 13:27:45 GMT -5
Dude looks like Mike Penis
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Post by Dub H on Jun 29, 2023 13:30:08 GMT -5
"Hey, Anna/Skye. Are you cool with me publicly bragging about having sex with you like you are a tool?" Alpha male speech certainly enriches the tasteful world of pro wrestling. "also can we compare all the women's hotness to each other? Women love that." Dont woman love being given numerical values that simplifies they down to one thing?
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Post by Nosnorb on Jun 29, 2023 13:58:38 GMT -5
Hindsight is 20/20, but everything about JB since the split of Jurassic Express makes me think that splitting that team up was a mistake.
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Post by Kalmia on Jun 29, 2023 14:00:43 GMT -5
"also can we compare all the women's hotness to each other? Women love that." Dont woman love being given numerical values that simplifies they down to one thing? We're sure to get the female demo up!!!
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Post by Dub H on Jun 29, 2023 14:14:45 GMT -5
Hindsight is 20/20, but everything about JB since the split of Jurassic Express makes me think that splitting that team up was a mistake. I think the biggest issue is. They dont know what the Jungle Boy/Parry Character is or was It started with this wholesome Jungle Kid that all ages can enjoy, which is a great thing. But then they want him to be Jack Perry, he want be someone from the jungle,so he needs to split up and not be the Jungle Kid anymore, which I disagree but whatever. But this character goes from wholesome to edgy teenager with no explanation of what Jungle Boy was. Then they nail down this story of he lacks the edge, he lacks the killer instinct Christian mentions,he is too much of a goody two shoes, which seems to be a good direction. Then he turns heel and!...No mention of it, he becomes generic heel, doesnt mention any of it, not any "Christian was right", "I will try his way". He acts as if he was just a prick all along, its all confusing.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jun 29, 2023 14:17:55 GMT -5
Y'KNOW WHAT, CHRISTIAN? TO BE HONEST?
I ALWAYS WISHED MARTIN LAWRENCE WAS MY DAD
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Post by Dub H on Jun 29, 2023 14:25:01 GMT -5
Jungle Boy's new gimmick is guy that hates Family Guy because of the Luke Perry episode.
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Post by asuka007 on Jun 29, 2023 14:31:12 GMT -5
Someone disagrees with him there.
I'm terrified of Skye Blue now having to give a "My ass is fatter" promo
Honestly from what I’ve seen and heard of her, she might not have much of an issue doing that honestly.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2023 14:38:04 GMT -5
I'm terrified of Skye Blue now having to give a "My ass is fatter" promo
Honestly from what I’ve seen and heard of her, she might not have much of an issue doing that honestly.
I mean, if she's comfortable doing it, then cool.. just that she's been built as the plucky, never-say-die babyface that's one big win away from main-eventer status.
Getting sucked into the JB/Anna-Jay fatass vortex would be a step back
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jun 29, 2023 14:43:20 GMT -5
He's likely gonna go full Jack Perry now “City Guy” Jack Perry If he debuts a SBTB Rip off gimmick I'd be his biggest fan
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Post by HIM on Jun 29, 2023 14:44:33 GMT -5
Hindsight is 20/20, but everything about JB since the split of Jurassic Express makes me think that splitting that team up was a mistake. It feels weird but yeah. It feels like JE is playing second fiddle to Christian and yeah Christian is a veteran, yeah I'm glad he's in this role but come on now.
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Post by asuka007 on Jun 29, 2023 14:49:55 GMT -5
It’s ironic the now he feels like he should be back with Luchasaurua and Christian even more.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 29, 2023 14:52:57 GMT -5
I just saw this and I thought the promo was pretty awkward and leaking confidence. Though his mannerisms with Hook were great. That running like a madman when Hook got there was great lol.
Like, it's weird because I think the guy "gets" what makes a good heel and has a good sense of physical charisma. But he needs a mouthpiece. Get this guy back with Christian. He could do some amazing things with a fully heel Jurassic Express.
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Post by HIM on Jun 29, 2023 15:20:58 GMT -5
If he debuts a SBTB Rip off gimmick I'd be his biggest fan WOW.
I haven't thought about this show in years.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Jun 29, 2023 17:24:07 GMT -5
Not great delivery and that line about how he’s banging the hottest b**** in the company doesn’t make me hate his character, it makes me feel sorry for Skye and Anna for a multitude of reasons
Also they need to stop acting like Junglehook was some epic thing. Hookhausen had more history to it
The dive into the limo was good but thats about it
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Post by Dub H on Jun 29, 2023 17:39:30 GMT -5
Not great delivery and that line about how he’s banging the hottest b**** in the company doesn’t make me hate his character, it makes me feel sorry for Skye and Anna for a multitude of reasons Also they need to stop acting like Junglehook was some epic thing. Hookhausen had more history to it The dive into the limo was good but thats about it Whoever decided Hookhausen should stop being a thing should be fired. And that counts TK.
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