lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Sept 22, 2023 5:38:44 GMT -5
Dude, I don't wanna start anything here but... this is super annoying. I won’t say another word until it all unveils itself…brilliant work. If its not a work, I'm gonna make sure to quote this and watch Cjb tell you "I told you so."
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Sept 22, 2023 5:40:28 GMT -5
www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/jon-moxley-adam-cole-injury-updates-after-aew-dynamite-grand-slam“Cole was apparently hurt during the Samoa Joe vs. MJF World title match where he did a run-in to help MJF retain the AEW World title. Cole jumped off the elevated ramp to the floor around ringside” “Apparently hurt” Apparently…. But there will be no true confirmation of Cole’s INJURY. Brilliant way of MJF/Cole to lose ROH tag team belts before Cole shockingly turns on MJF with using crutches/super kicks to enable Absolute Ricky Starks to become new AEW World Champion. Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant! "Apparently" is the word used because it's journalistic speculation and they don't want to claim it was very definitely where he got hurt in case it wasn't where he got hurt. That's just bad journalism. But the Observer isn't trying to feed a work, and if the man had to go to the hospital, which is what everyone's been reporting, this is actually kinda slimy.
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Post by government mule on Sept 22, 2023 7:40:11 GMT -5
Needs Cole and Strong in beds next to each other doing Morecambe & Wise esq skits, then occasionally cutting to Kyle O'Reilly in the basement with the lights turned off, like Milton in Office Space, calling Cole a f***ing shitty asshole friend whilst playing air guitar.
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Post by gentlemengreg1 on Sept 22, 2023 8:01:32 GMT -5
www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/jon-moxley-adam-cole-injury-updates-after-aew-dynamite-grand-slam“Cole was apparently hurt during the Samoa Joe vs. MJF World title match where he did a run-in to help MJF retain the AEW World title. Cole jumped off the elevated ramp to the floor around ringside” “Apparently hurt” Apparently…. But there will be no true confirmation of Cole’s INJURY. Brilliant way of MJF/Cole to lose ROH tag team belts before Cole shockingly turns on MJF with using crutches/super kicks to enable Absolute Ricky Starks to become new AEW World Champion. Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant! "Apparently" is the word used because it's journalistic speculation and they don't want to claim it was very definitely where he got hurt in case it wasn't where he got hurt. That's just bad journalism. But the Observer isn't trying to feed a work, and if the man had to go to the hospital, which is what everyone's been reporting, this is actually kinda slimy. The reports are Cole went to the hospital…not that he HAD to go. Reverse engineer this event…it’s perfect in every way to multiple storylines if Cole getting injured is a work. But again…I’m not to speak of this possibility because it’s annoying (…..it’s happening!)
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Sept 22, 2023 8:11:51 GMT -5
"Apparently" is the word used because it's journalistic speculation and they don't want to claim it was very definitely where he got hurt in case it wasn't where he got hurt. That's just bad journalism. But the Observer isn't trying to feed a work, and if the man had to go to the hospital, which is what everyone's been reporting, this is actually kinda slimy. The reports are Cole went to the hospital…not that he HAD to go. Reverse engineer this event…it’s perfect in every way to multiple storylines if Cole getting injured is a work. But again…I’m not to speak of this possibility because it’s annoying (…..it’s happening!) Wow okay you're doubling down holy shit this is kinda gross.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Sept 22, 2023 13:03:35 GMT -5
MJF: "MY COLE!!!!!"
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Sept 22, 2023 14:37:25 GMT -5
The reports are Cole went to the hospital…not that he HAD to go. Reverse engineer this event…it’s perfect in every way to multiple storylines if Cole getting injured is a work. But again…I’m not to speak of this possibility because it’s annoying (…..it’s happening!) Why the f*** would Cole go to a hospital if this was a work? What possible benefit is there for AEW to be working the Dirtsheets? It makes absolutely no sense for Adam to do that. Another strike against the work theory is that the dude is in NEW YORK CITY. You really think Cole is going to waste time going to a hospital to work the dirtsheets when he could be hanging out with the boys? You really think that given the choice between waiting in a hospital or heading back to the hotel with Britt, he would choose the former? Just thinking for a second would, and should, convince anyone that this isn't a work.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 22, 2023 14:48:22 GMT -5
The absolute worst, most annoying wrestling fan trope is screeching, "IT'S A WORK".
The second most annoying wrestling fan trope is saying "sheeple".
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Sept 22, 2023 14:56:15 GMT -5
It's a work. Wake up, sheeple!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 22, 2023 15:01:05 GMT -5
The reports are Cole went to the hospital…not that he HAD to go. Reverse engineer this event…it’s perfect in every way to multiple storylines if Cole getting injured is a work. But again…I’m not to speak of this possibility because it’s annoying (…..it’s happening!) Why the f*** would Cole go to a hospital if this was a work? To visit Roddy!
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 22, 2023 15:05:47 GMT -5
The absolute worst, most annoying wrestling fan trope is screeching, "IT'S A WORK". The second most annoying wrestling fan trope is saying "sheeple". I dunno about worst as long as the bigoted/sexist crowd exists, but yeah. Definitely in it's own league of insufferable. Like...what does it matter if wrestling works you. It shouldn't make you question your existence.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 22, 2023 15:11:06 GMT -5
NYC hospitals wouldn't entertain a wrestler using them for a work when they have to deal with real shit. Now if Adam Cole was spotted injured at the same "hospital" as Roderick Strong with its fresh-from-the-junkyard beds, then you could make a case for it being a work.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Sept 22, 2023 15:12:39 GMT -5
NYC hospitals wouldn't entertain a wrestler using them for a work when they have to deal with real shit. Now if Adam Cole was spotted injured at the same "hospital" as Roderick Strong with its fresh-from-the-junkyard beds, then you could make a case for it being a work. It was cool of Mox to let them use his bed for that segment.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Sept 22, 2023 15:17:12 GMT -5
NYC hospitals wouldn't entertain a wrestler using them for a work when they have to deal with real shit. Now if Adam Cole was spotted injured at the same "hospital" as Roderick Strong with its fresh-from-the-junkyard beds, then you could make a case for it being a work. It was cool of Mox to let them use his bed for that segment. Not with how many tits he's undoubtably mastered on it.
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Post by bearned on Sept 22, 2023 16:04:42 GMT -5
Even if he’s actually injured it totally plays into the storyline anyway, so it’s not a disaster.
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Post by gentlemengreg1 on Sept 22, 2023 18:57:57 GMT -5
Did Cole actually go to the hospital last night?
Nah.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 22, 2023 19:19:27 GMT -5
Did Cole actually go to the hospital last night? Nah. Dude, I'm trying to be as nice as possible here If it turns out to be a work? Fantastic, dude's not actually hurt, that'd be awesome If Adam Cole however is actually hurt as expected, did actually go to a hospital to get checked out, and might actively miss time, then your constant "Brilliant BRILLIANT! He's fooled you all! They've gotten you all in the palm of their hands with the brilliance!" shtick is gonna age like old f***ing cheese, you are setting yourself up, bad. And I gotta say, even if it does somehow turn out to be a work (And I do not think it is, at all), you're endearing yourself to no one here, you're just coming off like a giant jackass about this entire thing when people are simply concerned for a man's health and well being. Like... just stop, you've made your point well known and we get it. This really isn't the hill you wanna die on and you're kinda going nuts in how hard you're trying to sell it to people.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Sept 22, 2023 19:25:55 GMT -5
Did Cole actually go to the hospital last night? Nah. Dude, I'm trying to be as nice as possible here If it turns out to be a work? Fantastic, dude's not actually hurt, that'd be awesome If Adam Cole however is actually hurt as expected, did actually go to a hospital to get checked out, and might actively miss time, then your constant "Brilliant BRILLIANT! He's fooled you all! They've gotten you all in the palm of their hands with the brilliance!" shtick is gonna age like old f***ing cheese, you are setting yourself up, bad. And I gotta say, even if it does somehow turn out to be a work (And I do not think it is, at all), you're endearing yourself to no one here, you're just coming off like a giant jackass about this entire thing when people are simply concerned for a man's health and well being. Like... just stop, you've made your point well known and we get it. This really isn't the hill you wanna die on and you're kinda going nuts in how hard you're trying to sell it to people. I don't know, cjb. I'm starting to believe it.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 22, 2023 19:29:05 GMT -5
if he is we'll find out, if he isn't.. we'll find out.
until then...
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