🔴 👳🏿 Raw 1/15/24 Raw Thread: Jinder-Mania runnin wild!

[asuka007]

Jan 15, 2024 8:31:31 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

The tale of the tape for our world championship match:

CHAMPION - SETH ROLLINS
Hometown: Davenport, IA
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 225 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 321-224-21

One-Word Intangible: FORTITUDE. Rollins may come off as a preening douche, but it belies a fighting heart that leaves him to be one of the hardest competitors to beat in the entire WWE. If this holds true tonight, Rollins should retain his world championship with minimal issue.

CHALLENGER - JINDER MAHAL
Hometown: Chandigarh, Punjab, India by way of Calgary, AB
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 238 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 95-220-3

One-Word Intangible: SURPRISE. Mahal's hottest run of form in his entire pro career was based around surprise, usually outside help. His tag team associates, Indus Sher, have been conspicuous by their absence during Mahal's recent television appearances. Could this prove to be the ace in the hole that leads Mahal to his second world championship?

There’s no way Seth is 6’1”

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Jan 15, 2024 10:09:23 GMT -5 asuka007 said:

Jan 15, 2024 8:31:31 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

The tale of the tape for our world championship match:

CHAMPION - SETH ROLLINS
Hometown: Davenport, IA
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 225 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 321-224-21

One-Word Intangible: FORTITUDE. Rollins may come off as a preening douche, but it belies a fighting heart that leaves him to be one of the hardest competitors to beat in the entire WWE. If this holds true tonight, Rollins should retain his world championship with minimal issue.

CHALLENGER - JINDER MAHAL
Hometown: Chandigarh, Punjab, India by way of Calgary, AB
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 238 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 95-220-3

One-Word Intangible: SURPRISE. Mahal's hottest run of form in his entire pro career was based around surprise, usually outside help. His tag team associates, Indus Sher, have been conspicuous by their absence during Mahal's recent television appearances. Could this prove to be the ace in the hole that leads Mahal to his second world championship?

There’s no way Seth is 6’1”

There’s no way Mahal is 238 lbs either but these are the numbers I have on hand.

[government mule]

Jinder-Mania is guaranteed to put bums on seats tonight

[Deleted]

Jinder Mania runs wild

Priest cashes in

Seth wins back the title at the rumble and thus setting the world back on its axis after going all topsy turvy tonight.

Think I got this.

[Fade]

It is appropriate that on this day, the jinder cannot and will not be hindered.

[clc]

Jan 15, 2024 10:09:23 GMT -5 asuka007 said:

Jan 15, 2024 8:31:31 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

The tale of the tape for our world championship match:

CHAMPION - SETH ROLLINS
Hometown: Davenport, IA
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 225 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 321-224-21

One-Word Intangible: FORTITUDE. Rollins may come off as a preening douche, but it belies a fighting heart that leaves him to be one of the hardest competitors to beat in the entire WWE. If this holds true tonight, Rollins should retain his world championship with minimal issue.

CHALLENGER - JINDER MAHAL
Hometown: Chandigarh, Punjab, India by way of Calgary, AB
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 238 lbs
Career Televised Win/Loss Record: 95-220-3

One-Word Intangible: SURPRISE. Mahal's hottest run of form in his entire pro career was based around surprise, usually outside help. His tag team associates, Indus Sher, have been conspicuous by their absence during Mahal's recent television appearances. Could this prove to be the ace in the hole that leads Mahal to his second world championship?

There’s no way Seth is 6’1”

I can believe Seth is about 6 feet tall or so. When see him with his wife he is significantly taller than Becky. Most people in general fraud their height up about an inch or two. 6'1 seems a very reasonable billed height for Seth.

Now, when they try to bill Solo Sikoa at 6'3. That's a stretch. That dude is like 5'9 tops.

[Perd]

If s a Winter Wonderland, outside. If Jinder wins, I’m making buck naked snow angels.
 

[schizo]

Tony Khan: “we've learned that at our competition, jinder mahal, who has never wrestled here under any other name, has won their world title! Huh, that’ll put butts in seats.”

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I haven’t been this genuinely excited for Raw in years lmao.

[The Rick Jericho]

Jan 15, 2024 8:56:46 GMT -5 Doo Doo Dickhead said:

Time to update your av, The Rick Jericho .

Waiting until I get the WWE Women's Champion or Women's World Champion Tiffany Stratton.

[The Rick Jericho]

A bidding war for JINDER "Freakin" MAHAL in 2024?

What a world we are living in.

My god, the reaction here and on the internet if Jinder Mahal def. Roman Reigns to end the title reign?

Oh man, there isn't enough internet bandwidth for this to happen....

[Fade]

Jan 15, 2024 16:14:06 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I haven’t been this genuinely excited for Raw in years lmao.

They call that the Jinder shakes

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jan 15, 2024 18:27:44 GMT -5 Fade said:

Jan 15, 2024 16:14:06 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I haven’t been this genuinely excited for Raw in years lmao.

They call that the Jinder shakes

I might be the last person left who actually wants Jinder to win for a night cause I'm so over Seth being champ

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Jan 15, 2024 13:04:58 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Man that D'Lo Brown run was f***ing weird...

[The Rick Jericho]

Jan 15, 2024 18:27:44 GMT -5 Fade said:

Jan 15, 2024 16:14:06 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I haven’t been this genuinely excited for Raw in years lmao.

They call that the Jinder shakes

This post is approved by Paul Levesque.

[Zone Was Wrong]

I've never rooted for Seth Rollins more in my life. Not when he cashed in on Brock/Roman, never. Hinder the hell out of Jinder pretty please Seth. Win it for all of us Litdown mourners.

[bearned]

I wonder if they do a fake out spot where it looks like Jinder has won and it gets overturned or something.

[Doo Doo Dickhead]

Look, I really like Seth. But it's Jinder's time.

[ayumidah]