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Post by Hunch back of Notredomus on Mar 7, 2024 9:34:14 GMT -5
Who do you got?
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Post by XIII on Mar 7, 2024 10:33:24 GMT -5
This is 100% going to be a glorified sparring session with headgear.
Even at 56 Mike will murder this dude 10 times over in a legit boxing match.
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Post by Hunch back of Notredomus on Mar 7, 2024 11:01:32 GMT -5
This is 100% going to be a glorified sparring session with headgear. Even at 56 Mike will murder this dude 10 times over in a legit boxing match. For real
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2024 12:37:30 GMT -5
This is just a joke , because anyone with a miniscule ammount of brain knows Tyson would end this mans life in the first 15 seconds of a legit match...generously speaking.
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Post by stoptheclocks on Mar 7, 2024 13:06:24 GMT -5
Jake Paul's fights are as real as pro wrestling. But Tyson has been totally washed as a boxer for as long as Paul's been alive.
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Post by fg on Mar 7, 2024 13:52:05 GMT -5
Expect Jake to be saved by a man by pulling him out of the stadium.
Jake (sounding like he has his brains scrambled): “Are you an angel?”
Man: “Yes. All angels dress like this.”
Jake (sounding like he has his brain’s scrambled): “But you stopped the fight. Won’t people be mad at you?”
(Jake hits his head on scaffolding.)
Jake: “Ow.”
Man: “Sorry.”
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Post by 4real on Mar 7, 2024 14:02:06 GMT -5
Expect Jake to be saved by a man by pulling him out of the stadium. Jake (sounding like he has his brains scrambled): “Are you an angel?” Man: “Yes. All angels dress like this.” Jake (sounding like he has his brain’s scrambled): “But you stopped the fight. Won’t people be mad at you?” (Jake hits his head on scaffolding.) Jake: “Ow.” Man: “Sorry.” Whatever dignity was left in Boxing is literally flying out the window
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Post by castletonsnob on Mar 7, 2024 15:09:19 GMT -5
The only reason this is even a contest is because Tyson is old. Even the completely shot and disinterested Tyson that fought Lewis would knock both Paul brothers out in the first round on the same night.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 7, 2024 18:32:01 GMT -5
This is deeply irresponsible, even for Netflix and Boxing, and is reminiscent of when Bellator let a clearly unfit Kimbo slice participate in a fight with an equally unfit Dada 5000. Tyson is pushing 60 and Jake Paul is an amateur, everyone involved should be ashamed, but given the parties involved, they won't be.
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Post by Perd on Mar 7, 2024 18:55:15 GMT -5
This is going to be an absolute clown show. And I will watch every second of it.
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Post by asssvvvvxc on Mar 7, 2024 19:58:39 GMT -5
Mike Tyson in a live Netflix boxing event is not something I had on my 2024 bingo card
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Post by ToyfareMark on Mar 7, 2024 22:20:12 GMT -5
I got 8 to 1 odds this fight doesn't happen.
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Post by chazraps on Mar 8, 2024 0:11:03 GMT -5
I wish Norm Macdonald was alive to commentate.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 8, 2024 9:43:01 GMT -5
Join club Nintendo Jake!
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Mar 8, 2024 14:27:24 GMT -5
The novelty of these fights is so beyond dead that I can't even muster up morbid curiosity anymore. They're gonna fumble around for 15 or so minutes of pain and afterwards you'll question your whole life.
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Post by GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY on Mar 8, 2024 14:58:42 GMT -5
only money I’m putting towards this is that it’ll be the straw that breaks the camels back on dumb shit like this bringing in a bunch of cash
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 8, 2024 16:20:56 GMT -5
WORK!
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Post by Hunch back of Notredomus on Mar 8, 2024 20:24:00 GMT -5
This is just a joke , because anyone with a miniscule ammount of brain knows Tyson would end this mans life in the first 15 seconds of a legit match...generously speaking. Facts
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Mar 8, 2024 20:56:44 GMT -5
only money I’m putting towards this is that it’ll be the straw that breaks the camels back on dumb shit like this bringing in a bunch of cash I want it to never f***ing die. A couple weeks ago they ran a crypto influencer karate tournament in Mexico and it was one of the most spectacular things I've ever hatewatched. You get to watch a very divorced man coked out of his mind beat up a dude who came out in a Sonic costume and they're both repping ponzi schemes and the outcome of the fight actually crashed the loser's ponzi scheme. I hope this shit goes on until the day I die.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 8, 2024 21:42:51 GMT -5
only money I’m putting towards this is that it’ll be the straw that breaks the camels back on dumb shit like this bringing in a bunch of cash I want it to never f***ing die. A couple weeks ago they ran a crypto influencer karate tournament in Mexico and it was one of the most spectacular things I've ever hatewatched. You get to watch a very divorced man coked out of his mind beat up a dude who came out in a Sonic costume and they're both repping ponzi schemes and the outcome of the fight actually crashed the loser's ponzi scheme. I hope this shit goes on until the day I die. Sounds like a scheme being ran in Alabama right now. On a I assume much lower budget. Been a group running MMA events on Tribal land in AL,so they dont have to worry about the Commission. Which means these shows are 15 to 20 matches of fat dude that has 8 years of MCDojo training vs Not as fat dude that thinks they are tough.
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