ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 12, 2024 14:36:38 GMT -5
Hook: "aight. bronson. we're going to panera." Bronson: "TEXAS ROADHOUSE." Hook: "bronson." Bronson: "THAT IS ME." I'm a huge fan of Panera's charged lemonade. I think I'm gonna get 3 today. this explains a lot
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Apr 12, 2024 14:39:27 GMT -5
Anyone forced to interact with Jericho in 2024 should definitely explore their options elsewhere. lol
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Apr 12, 2024 14:39:48 GMT -5
This will be the guy they want to remind you his family and call him Tazz Junior.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Apr 12, 2024 14:45:20 GMT -5
If Hook comes to NXT, I suspect there will be several breakups happening. All the ladies are gonna want a piece of him. I see what you mean by that.
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
Grimlock
Sponsorisé par St. Michel Choco Chip Madeleines/NyonsOlive Tapenade Noir/Pâté de Campagne/Cigarettes
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 12, 2024 14:46:48 GMT -5
This will be the guy they want to remind you his family and call him Tazz Junior. far too much neck for tazz's son
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 12, 2024 14:57:39 GMT -5
[You have -- 4 new messages]
"Hey man, it's Chris. Could you call me back? I heard some stuff about you testing free agency and I don't have a problem with it or anything, I'm just wondering what's up." [beep] "Heyyy you didn't answer my call, what's up? I know you're probably just busy, but I just wanted you to know that I went down to the trademark office today to get The Learning Tree up and running, so we should really touch base. I can't really do it without my favorite student, haha. Call me." [beep] Heyyyy look man I'm starting to get kinda pissed off here...I took you under my wing, became your Educator, and took you under my rarified air of Jericho and you won't even call me back? I thought it was LionHook for life but now you're blowing me off for the fed? It's messed up, man. Call me." [beep] "you think you can f***ing run out on me, Tyler? you think you can f***ing run out on The Wizard? don't f***ing call me back. don't call me ever. did you even think about what they're gonna name you? I got a name for you, Tyler -- Cock Goblin. no no wait, how about Mooch? It fits cause yOU f***ING MOOCHED OFF ME FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS TYLER. I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF JERICHO AND YOU BREAK MY f***ING HEART. DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JOBBING TO LUCIOUS PRICE IN A THUNDERDOME YOU f***HEAD. GO TO HELL." [beep]
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Apr 12, 2024 15:08:38 GMT -5
[You have -- 4 new messages] "Hey man, it's Chris. Could you call me back? I heard some stuff about you testing free agency and I don't have a problem with it or anything, I'm just wondering what's up." [beep] "Heyyy you didn't answer my call, what's up? I know you're probably just busy, but I just wanted you to know that I went down to the trademark office today to get The Learning Tree up and running, so we should really touch base. I can't really do it without my favorite student, haha. Call me." [beep] Heyyyy look man I'm starting to get kinda pissed off here...I took you under my wing, became your Educator, and took you under my rarified air of Jericho and you won't even call me back? I thought it was LionHook for life but now you're blowing me off for the fed? It's messed up, man. Call me." [beep] "you think you can f***ing run out on me, Tyler? you think you can f***ing run out on The Wizard? don't f***ing call me back. don't call me ever. did you even think about what they're gonna name you? I got a name for you, Tyler -- Cock Goblin. no no wait, how about Mooch? It fits cause yOU f***ING MOOCHED OFF ME FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS TYLER. I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF JERICHO AND YOU BREAK MY f***ING HEART. DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JOBBING TO LUCIOUS PRICE IN A THUNDERDOME YOU f***HEAD. GO TO HELL." [beep] "Siri, call Sammy"
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Post by HIM on Apr 12, 2024 15:13:31 GMT -5
[You have -- 4 new messages] "Hey man, it's Chris. Could you call me back? I heard some stuff about you testing free agency and I don't have a problem with it or anything, I'm just wondering what's up." [beep] "Heyyy you didn't answer my call, what's up? I know you're probably just busy, but I just wanted you to know that I went down to the trademark office today to get The Learning Tree up and running, so we should really touch base. I can't really do it without my favorite student, haha. Call me." [beep] Heyyyy look man I'm starting to get kinda pissed off here...I took you under my wing, became your Educator, and took you under my rarified air of Jericho and you won't even call me back? I thought it was LionHook for life but now you're blowing me off for the fed? It's messed up, man. Call me." [beep] "you think you can f***ing run out on me, Tyler? you think you can f***ing run out on The Wizard? don't f***ing call me back. don't call me ever. did you even think about what they're gonna name you? I got a name for you, Tyler -- Cock Goblin. no no wait, how about Mooch? It fits cause yOU f***ING MOOCHED OFF ME FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS TYLER. I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF JERICHO AND YOU BREAK MY f***ING HEART. DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JOBBING TO LUCIOUS PRICE IN A THUNDERDOME YOU f***HEAD. GO TO HELL." [beep] I loved reading that in his voice lol.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 12, 2024 17:23:34 GMT -5
If this happens, I hope his WWE-ified name has Jones in it. Introducing the latest NXT sensation Joseph Numbers.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 12, 2024 18:43:10 GMT -5
Is he ready for the grind bro? This is for all the women who want to be him, and all the men who came to see him.
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King Devitt
Grimlock
It gets better the longer you stare at it
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Post by King Devitt on Apr 12, 2024 18:43:14 GMT -5
[You have -- 4 new messages] "Hey man, it's Chris. Could you call me back? I heard some stuff about you testing free agency and I don't have a problem with it or anything, I'm just wondering what's up." [beep] "Heyyy you didn't answer my call, what's up? I know you're probably just busy, but I just wanted you to know that I went down to the trademark office today to get The Learning Tree up and running, so we should really touch base. I can't really do it without my favorite student, haha. Call me." [beep] Heyyyy look man I'm starting to get kinda pissed off here...I took you under my wing, became your Educator, and took you under my rarified air of Jericho and you won't even call me back? I thought it was LionHook for life but now you're blowing me off for the fed? It's messed up, man. Call me." [beep] "you think you can f***ing run out on me, Tyler? you think you can f***ing run out on The Wizard? don't f***ing call me back. don't call me ever. did you even think about what they're gonna name you? I got a name for you, Tyler -- Cock Goblin. no no wait, how about Mooch? It fits cause yOU f***ING MOOCHED OFF ME FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS TYLER. I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF JERICHO AND YOU BREAK MY f***ING HEART. DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JOBBING TO LUCIOUS PRICE IN A THUNDERDOME YOU f***HEAD. GO TO HELL." [beep] I loved reading that in his voice lol. and also visualizing him saying it. Like, mentally picturing him getting more and more angry and then just off the walls yelling into his phone makes it even better. Is he ready for the grind bro? This is for all the women who want to be him, and all the men who came to see who want to be with him.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 12, 2024 20:12:11 GMT -5
Get ready for the new head of the family Giovanni verrazano
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 12, 2024 20:26:53 GMT -5
[You have -- 4 new messages] "Hey man, it's Chris. Could you call me back? I heard some stuff about you testing free agency and I don't have a problem with it or anything, I'm just wondering what's up." [beep] "Heyyy you didn't answer my call, what's up? I know you're probably just busy, but I just wanted you to know that I went down to the trademark office today to get The Learning Tree up and running, so we should really touch base. I can't really do it without my favorite student, haha. Call me." [beep] Heyyyy look man I'm starting to get kinda pissed off here...I took you under my wing, became your Educator, and took you under my rarified air of Jericho and you won't even call me back? I thought it was LionHook for life but now you're blowing me off for the fed? It's messed up, man. Call me." [beep] "you think you can f***ing run out on me, Tyler? you think you can f***ing run out on The Wizard? don't f***ing call me back. don't call me ever. did you even think about what they're gonna name you? I got a name for you, Tyler -- Cock Goblin. no no wait, how about Mooch? It fits cause yOU f***ING MOOCHED OFF ME FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS TYLER. I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF JERICHO AND YOU BREAK MY f***ING HEART. DON'T ASK ME FOR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE JOBBING TO LUCIOUS PRICE IN A THUNDERDOME YOU f***HEAD. GO TO HELL." [beep] Dude, tapping someone’s phone isn’t cool.
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Apr 12, 2024 22:17:25 GMT -5
I think it'd be a good time to go. I feel like most of the big NXT talents would have graduated to the main roster by then and he could be a big deal on NXT for a while.
I also think the AEW main event picture is a bit too stacked right now for him to truly breakthrough, so going to NXT might be a great idea.
Plus with Vince gone he won't be given a pirate gimmick and been called Captain Hook.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 12, 2024 22:21:25 GMT -5
I'd be curious what deal WWE would offer. If he would report to NXT first, I imagine it would be a significant pay cut over what AEW would likely offer.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Apr 12, 2024 22:31:19 GMT -5
This will be the guy they want to remind you his family and call him Tazz Junior. T.J Hook. His entrance music sounds like a 70s police show theme. ...serious question though: if Hook leaves AEW, would his dad go back to WWE? Maybe another commentary switch up?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 12, 2024 22:34:54 GMT -5
What would his NXT name be? Line? Sinker? Hookk
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Apr 12, 2024 22:41:28 GMT -5
This will be the guy they want to remind you his family and call him Tazz Junior. T.J Hook. His entrance music sounds like a 70s police show theme. ...serious question though: if Hook leaves AEW, would his dad go back to WWE? Maybe another commentary switch up? I don't think they need Tazz, but I'm not against the idea. Him and Cole were real fun together. I'm still bitter at him replacing Dom West in TNA though.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 12, 2024 23:11:12 GMT -5
If this happens, I hope his WWE-ified name has Jones in it. Bet Jones, but I digress.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Apr 13, 2024 15:34:55 GMT -5
I mean if I had to decide between spending my time around Gigi Dolan, Jaida Parker, Roxxane, Cora Jade and like whoever is in HBK’s explore page on Instagram or Chris Jericho, I know what I’m doing
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