Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanutđ„
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 7, 2024 19:24:38 GMT -5
Also can we talk about how funny it is when dudes use wrestling lingo in everyday life "I was trying to put this place over to my family and friends" đ "I'd like the number 4, and can I get my order Super-Heavyweighted, please?"
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 7, 2024 19:26:43 GMT -5
The Elite should fire him live on TV (via fax?), but that would make them the biggest faces ever.
...So let Jeff Jarrett spell out that Flair is "Double G, double O, N, E ha ha".
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Post by chronocross on May 8, 2024 10:44:10 GMT -5
Not the ambassador AEW needs as they have plenty of vets on the roster who can represent the company without making a fool of themselves.
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Mecca
Wade Wilson
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Post by Mecca on May 8, 2024 11:05:49 GMT -5
Also can we talk about how funny it is when dudes use wrestling lingo in everyday life "I was trying to put this place over to my family and friends" đ That shit is always my favorite, or referring to regular items as gimmicks.
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dbsot
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by dbsot on May 8, 2024 11:39:56 GMT -5
Perfect scenario. Max Caster references this restaurant stuff during a rap. TK fires him and Flair. Killing two problematic birds with one stone.
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markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on May 8, 2024 12:42:35 GMT -5
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on May 8, 2024 12:48:38 GMT -5
He probably doesn't have the money to buy a pack of gum, let alone a restaurant.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on May 8, 2024 13:47:33 GMT -5
WHO WANTS RIC FLAIR'S MEATBALLS!?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 8, 2024 14:05:46 GMT -5
On reading this my first assumption was that "had to use the bathroom" is "peed his pants" and the "medical condition" is being Ric Flair drunk.
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Post by mrpeacock on May 8, 2024 14:21:44 GMT -5
On reading this my first assumption was that "had to use the bathroom" is "peed his pants" and the "medical condition" is being Ric Flair drunk. Flair may have a colostomy bag, heâs had some major surgeries in the last decade including having part of his bowels removed.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 8, 2024 14:23:20 GMT -5
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Post by mrpeacock on May 8, 2024 14:25:11 GMT -5
He keeps going to the âTheir werenât any witnessesâ which is usually a huge tell that he was in the wrong.
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Post by Cyno on May 8, 2024 14:32:02 GMT -5
"I maintain, those customers were headless before entering the Ric Flair House of Knives!"
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on May 8, 2024 14:37:14 GMT -5
"Then all of a sudden ... someone in their kitchen said I did something wrong in the bathroom and there's no one there except me and him."
This reads to me like Flair shit all over the bathroom floor and was too embarrassed to admit it.
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Post by crowley1986 on May 8, 2024 14:41:24 GMT -5
His attitude turned almost as quick as a Big Show Face to Heel turn
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 8, 2024 14:43:19 GMT -5
He probably doesn't have the money to buy a pack of gum, let alone a restaurant.
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Post by fortknox on May 8, 2024 16:00:36 GMT -5
Also can we talk about how funny it is when dudes use wrestling lingo in everyday life "I was trying to put this place over to my family and friends" đ Flair: âI was gonna do the job for this restaurant!â Wait staff: âHuh?â
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Post by fortknox on May 8, 2024 16:07:41 GMT -5
"Then all of a sudden ... someone in their kitchen said I did something wrong in the bathroom and there's no one there except me and him." This reads to me like Flair shit bled all over the bathroom floor and was too embarrassed to admit it.
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Post by chronocross on May 8, 2024 16:09:00 GMT -5
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Post by BigPoppaNasty on May 8, 2024 16:23:49 GMT -5
WHO WANTS RIC FLAIR'S MEATBALLS!? Hear me out... Could we get Ric Flair's Meatballs to join up... with Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!?!? The Incredible Nature Boy Ric Hogan's Pastamania Meatball Madness!
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