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Post by stevescorpio on Apr 30, 2024 17:28:10 GMT -5
I hope it's Wendy Choo.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 30, 2024 17:28:46 GMT -5
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 30, 2024 17:29:37 GMT -5
NXT Recommended Video Game Of The Week (Week 1): "Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (June 5th, 2020) (Nintendo Switch) ($39.99 USD)"
"Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics gives you a reason to pull out the Nintendo Switch, a f***ing stupid little tablet that is somehow still alive. Everyone has one and says they love it but barely use it unless they have to and nothing else is readily available. They sit there and say through the tears that they love their switch when their controllers have been drifting longer than the One Final Beat match. Some people will tell you that the required games for the console are titles such as Super Mario Odyssey or The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild but I am here to tell you that these people are not only dumb but smell like shit. They're wrong. They say they like these games with a grand scope, I say they need to swish some scope in their uneducated mouths.
This title has 51 different games, each of which differ in quality. You could play a version of Yahtzee by shaking the joycons to tumble those dice, just like your dad did with last month's rent. You were always destined to be just like him, you idiot. My favorite game is Hanafuda, a card game where nobody but me knows what is going on. I like that because it guarantees that I win, which is the most important part of playing any video game. You could also play a version of connect four if you are the type to still watch NWA and don't want anything challenging. The best game in the collection is Mancala, another game people pretend to know how to play. Want to be a fraud like HHH and act like you know what you're doing? Play Mahjong. You have no idea how to play this. The most you've ever read is the menu at IHOP. I know what you are.
Play Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics and tune in next week for the 2nd NXT approved game!"
I hope next week's game is Demolition Girl for the PS2.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Apr 30, 2024 17:30:32 GMT -5
Lonzo Ball returns to NXT
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Post by Carefree Beach Life Gritizen on Apr 30, 2024 17:30:41 GMT -5
It is. She's having a LVL Up match with Wren Sinclair.
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Post by mj0mn0m on Apr 30, 2024 17:33:22 GMT -5
I trade Ridge Holland vs. Shawn Spears for a Gigi Segment, please.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 30, 2024 17:35:07 GMT -5
NXT Recommended Video Game Of The Week (Week 1): "Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (June 5th, 2020) (Nintendo Switch) ($39.99 USD)"
"Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics gives you a reason to pull out the Nintendo Switch, a f***ing stupid little tablet that is somehow still alive. Everyone has one and says they love it but barely use it unless they have to and nothing else is readily available. They sit there and say through the tears that they love their switch when their controllers have been drifting longer than the One Final Beat match. Some people will tell you that the required games for the console are titles such as Super Mario Odyssey or The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild but I am here to tell you that these people are not only dumb but smell like shit. They're wrong. They say they like these games with a grand scope, I say they need to swish some scope in their uneducated mouths.
This title has 51 different games, each of which differ in quality. You could play a version of Yahtzee by shaking the joycons to tumble those dice, just like your dad did with last month's rent. You were always destined to be just like him, you idiot. My favorite game is Hanafuda, a card game where nobody but me knows what is going on. I like that because it guarantees that I win, which is the most important part of playing any video game. You could also play a version of connect four if you are the type to still watch NWA and don't want anything challenging. The best game in the collection is Mancala, another game people pretend to know how to play. Want to be a fraud like HHH and act like you know what you're doing? Play Mahjong. You have no idea how to play this. The most you've ever read is the menu at IHOP. I know what you are.
Play Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics and tune in next week for the 2nd NXT approved game!"
I hope next week's game is Demolition Girl for the PS2. the giant kaiju woman in Demolition Girl is named Riho. there's an active wrestler named Riho. this is no coincidence.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 30, 2024 17:35:33 GMT -5
It is. She's having a LVL Up match with Wren Sinclair. CHOO TUESDAY SUMMONED
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Post by stevescorpio on Apr 30, 2024 17:36:59 GMT -5
I trade Ridge Holland vs. Shawn Spears for a Gigi Segment, please. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} There is supposed to be a segment about the Women's NA title, so maybe we'll see Gigi factor in there.
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Post by john84 on Apr 30, 2024 17:38:42 GMT -5
If only. Man it would be fun with her craziness lol. Maybe a NA champion though?
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 30, 2024 17:40:20 GMT -5
I forgot who said (maybe "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik ?) that all the workrate was drafted from NXT. I'm hoping it gets back to the start of 2.0 where the greenhorns get longer reps and even more wacky segments. We don't need a 3rd brand!!!
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 30, 2024 17:41:12 GMT -5
Yay, my sleepy sister is back!
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 30, 2024 17:45:15 GMT -5
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Post by john84 on Apr 30, 2024 17:51:50 GMT -5
I'm going to have an early night tonight guys, have fun with NXT! I'll post my thoughts on the show when I've had a chance to catch up tomorrow
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 30, 2024 17:58:23 GMT -5
I wonder how many times Vic Joseph will talk about Fall Guy tonight
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 30, 2024 17:58:36 GMT -5
HBK's NXT at its best.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 30, 2024 18:01:26 GMT -5
HBK's NXT at its best. don't forget when The Choosen One almost killed Mandy by messing with her tanning bed
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 30, 2024 18:02:45 GMT -5
THIS FEUD WAS SO ICONIC. Maybe we'll see it again on the main roster someday.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 30, 2024 18:03:34 GMT -5
HBK's NXT at its best. don't forget when The Choosen One almost killed Mandy by messing with her tanning bed
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 30, 2024 18:11:26 GMT -5
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