Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 28, 2006 18:19:22 GMT -5
Tell her you're taking her out for a meal... then take her to McDonalds... then give her a ring... an onion ring. If only McDonalds had onion rings. I say dump her. That's completely rediculous. Even if she didn't have any money she could have atleast gotten something of meaning, not a free McDonalds coupon. EDIT: What a Hootie Hoo! man.
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 28, 2006 18:23:43 GMT -5
She thinks she's funny
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Post by Banned Member on Dec 28, 2006 18:38:35 GMT -5
Tell her you're taking her out for a meal... then take her to McDonalds... then give her a ring... an onion ring. If only McDonalds had onion rings. I say dump her. That's completely rediculous. Even if she didn't have any money she could have atleast gotten something of meaning, not a free McDonalds coupon. EDIT: What a Hootie Hoo! man. Yeah I know.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 28, 2006 19:02:32 GMT -5
If only McDonalds had onion rings. I say dump her. That's completely rediculous. Even if she didn't have any money she could have atleast gotten something of meaning, not a free McDonalds coupon. EDIT: What a Hootie Hoo! man. Yeah I know. Is she even hot? Do have any interest in her at all?
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Post by Banned Member on Dec 28, 2006 19:03:40 GMT -5
Is she even hot? Do have any interest in her at all? Yes, and I still do. Its just that well Mcdonalds flier coupon.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 28, 2006 19:15:48 GMT -5
Is she even hot? Do have any interest in her at all? Yes, and I still do. Its just that well Mcdonalds flier coupon. Eck. Not worth it, you're just setting yourself up for future problems ahead. Either dump her or atleast talk to her about it.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 28, 2006 19:56:50 GMT -5
Take her to get the ring, as she looks, say you gotta take a piss and run for your life.
Either that or get her into the car saying you're going ring shopping, at any red light, jump out of the car and run.
I actually prefer the second option.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 28, 2006 20:00:36 GMT -5
Gold digger.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 28, 2006 20:02:17 GMT -5
Maybe she didn't know what you wanted? Maybe that's all she had? Maybe it was a joke.
Don't dump her though. My god, the romantics around here.
Just ask for a blow job or something. That will make up for it.
But seriously, don't dump her.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 28, 2006 20:02:45 GMT -5
Do her...and while you're orgasming, tell her you want to see other people. Then see if you can stay on the full 8 seconds there, cowboy
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
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Post by therob on Dec 28, 2006 20:12:27 GMT -5
No no. Do her..her friend..her sister..her mom..THEN while on a date..invite said friend along and give HER a fake ring thats just real enough to upset her. Then behead her! And parade your love around on a stick! Thrice
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Post by dorf on Dec 28, 2006 20:22:08 GMT -5
Deal with it man, if you have a woman...I'd be happy to keep her for some time to know her character more. If she does not get anything good for your birthday, then imho I'd say otherwise.
...Or no chocolate's for Valentine's Day, all for Merc!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 28, 2006 20:36:39 GMT -5
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 28, 2006 20:36:48 GMT -5
Either that or get her into the car saying you're going ring shopping, at any red light, jump out of the car and run. I actually prefer the second option. And while you're running scream "I WANNA LIIIIIIIIVE!!!! OHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ah, God rest ye soul, Sam Kinison.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 28, 2006 23:12:00 GMT -5
First, I'd talk to her friends to see what's going on with her. Maybe she's short on cash and was going to get you something later. Maybe she thought you were going to cheap out on her and this was her pre-emptive revenge. Maybe she did it as a joke. Maybe she's trying to dump YOU. But find out first.
Then, if she is trying to dump you, go with Biafra's suggestion of "do her friend and her mom".
Try for a threesome... that'll show her.
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Post by samachine on Dec 28, 2006 23:26:50 GMT -5
Go buy her the movie The Ring.
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Bhester
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DAMN!
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Post by Bhester on Dec 28, 2006 23:26:55 GMT -5
Take a dump on her while you're doing her.
Them dump her.
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 28, 2006 23:31:40 GMT -5
two words: samoan drop
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Dec 28, 2006 23:34:13 GMT -5
LISTEN TO THIS MAN!!! Edit: But seriously, if she seems clever enough take her to get the ring maybe she has some sort of surpsise for you. If not: Stunner.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 28, 2006 23:37:39 GMT -5
you sure this isn't a gag gift i mean........c'mon and if this is man i have one word for her LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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