Damn my zit hurts

[iwchater]

So, now that i've popped this zit, it hurts.
I can't even get the bump off.
If u go to a little unknown n Missouri & c a dude with a zit n the middle of his chin. Say hi to the iwchater.

[superfoe]

Thread of the year.

[iwchater]

YAY
But it still hurts
How do u fix the pain?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Tonight before you go to bed, put some toothpaste on it, only white toothpaste will work. By morning it will be dry and it will either be mostly healed (the little dump might still be there, but not as large) or you can try to pop it again, perhaps you didn't get all the shit out.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Actually, you can put the toothpaste on at any time, night works better because you don't have to wander around with toothpaste on your face.

[iwchater]

cdr said:

Tonight before you go to bed, put some toothpaste on it, only white toothpaste will work. By morning it will be dry and it will either be mostly healed (the little dump might still be there, but not as large) or you can try to pop it again, perhaps you didn't get all the crap out.

I've pinched it like fifty times.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GAH
JUST SHOOT ME CRAPPERS
MOTHERLUVING SHOOT ME

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Put some peroxide on it. That always makes my minor flesh openings feel better.

[iwchater]

mightykretzler said:

Put some peroxide on it. That always makes my minor flesh openings feel better.

OR A SHOT
OR TOOTHEPASTE
OR A SHOT



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iwchater said:

mightykretzler said:

Put some peroxide on it. That always makes my minor flesh openings feel better.

OR A SHOT
OR TOOTHEPASTE
OR A SHOT



:

Peroxide actually does the trick a lot. It's caustic nature will kill many of the various cells in the immediate area. And, the burst of pain will mask your other pain. Try it. It might work.

[iwchater]

mightykretzler said:

iwchater said:

OR A SHOT
OR TOOTHEPASTE
OR A SHOT



:

Peroxide actually does the trick a lot. It's caustic nature will kill many of the various cells in the immediate area. And, the burst of pain will mask your other pain. Try it. It might work.

OK OK
I don't even know if i have peroxide with me today.
I'll put some one b4 i go to bed.
Still, anymore ideas?

[amsiraK]

A hot compress will also work. Go run a washcloth (or papertowel, if you're bachelor-ated) under piping hot water and hold it to your chin. It'll draw it to the surface.

A note: don't do this if you have somewhere to be. It'll also draw blood to the surface and will look nasty.

[iwchater]

karisma888 said:

A hot compress will also work. Go run a washcloth (or papertowel, if you're bachelor-ated) under piping hot water and hold it to your chin. It'll draw it to the surface.

A note: don't do this if you have somewhere to be. It'll also draw blood to the surface and will look nasty.

For how long?
Cause a friend is coming to visit tomorrow.
How pretty will that b?

[iwchater]

NVM, i just yanked it off rite from my chin
I wasn't even thinking when i did that.
WHOA i feel weird.....
Am i gonna die or something?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Probably. Everyone at your funeral will laugh at you. "Died from zit poppage".

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iwchater said:

NVM, i just yanked it off rite from my chin
I wasn't even thinking when i did that.
WHOA i feel weird.....
Am i gonna die or something?

No, you'll probably just have oil and a bit of blood ooze from your face for a little while. Nothing serious.

[iwchater]

cdr said:

Probably. Everyone at your funeral will laugh at you. "Died from zit poppage".

Not poppage, rippige.
Damn u guys'll b at my funeral?
W/e u do, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH MY COUSINS.
DON'T EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT!

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Are they sexy young ladies?

[iwchater]

cdr said:

Are they sexy young ladies?

Ya, rite

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Then I don't wanna see your cousins.

[iwchater]

R u gonna come to my funeral.
U guys r my best....*dies*