Word Shirts

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

I have a shirt with a big W, then it says " I need more cowbell" and under that "Walken 2008"

[Virt McGirt]

Here's Maria's take on this:

Stiletto Style Tip: T-shirts with sayings can be great statements to make. They can be inspirational and they can be a pick me up. I wear a T-shirt and jeans every day when I am home. It is soo comfy. I have a shirt that says, "Just woke up" and one morning my boyfriend asked why I was so crabby (which doesn’t really evvver evvver happen) and I showed him my shirt. He just looked at me and laughed. He couldn't dispute that. I just woke up. Spanks babe for putting up with me.
Credit: WWE.com

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

virtomac said:

Here's Maria's take on this:

Stiletto Style Tip: T-shirts with sayings can be great statements to make. They can be inspirational and they can be a pick me up. I wear a T-shirt and jeans every day when I am home. It is soo comfy. I have a shirt that says, "Just woke up" and one morning my boyfriend asked why I was so crabby (which doesn’t really evvver evvver happen) and I showed him my shirt. He just looked at me and laughed. He couldn't dispute that. I just woke up. Spanks babe for putting up with me.
Credit: WWE.com

If Maria likes it, who am I to stop?

[Virt McGirt]

Hehehe, my point exactly!

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

I actually don't own any "word shirts". But having said that, I think my own personal preference would be to have shirts with funny sayings on them than to own 30 different shirts which all say Abercrombie on it. Admittedly not all word-shirts are funny.

[The OP]

I prefer shirts that don't say anything at all. What's wrong with a shirt that's just...I don't know, maybe white or black or yellow? They're usually a lot cheaper, and you can make all the statements you want with your own mouth.

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mdb913 said:

I SO need that. I agree about the shirts that people feel need to have some kind of life philosophy written on them, but the one thing I hate worse is those FCUK shirts, I see people wear FCUK shirts all the time, why!?

[Brain Of F'n J]

lenny said:

And another thing. Why do girls wear pants with a word printed on the butt, if they don't want you to look at their butt? Obviously I would not normally condone guys to stare at girls butts. But if you're going to wear pants that say "Princess" across the ass of them, then you basically are asking for people to look at it. So don't get pissed and/or offended when they do.

I hate this as well, for another reason. I tend to be attracted to words. I see a word, I wanna read it. I can't tell you how many times I've caught a word out of the corner of my eye and seen "HOTTIE" printed on the ass of a 15 year old girl. Being nearly 30, that makes me feel like I need to do two things immediately: skin myself to get rid of the gooseflesh, and gouge out my eyes.

It's even worse when it's my wife's 17 year old cousin. Nothing makes you feel like you should be volunteering your name for the Sex Offenders Registry like accidentally staring at your cousin's ass because of the message on her jeans.

Jed Shaffer
~Can't believe I made it to an age where I wanna see LESS of a woman's body.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I seen a chick once with huge breasts wearing a shirt with some writing on it. She had a jacket on, but open, as I was staring at her huge, huge breasts, I was trying to read her shirt, but be discreet as possible.

What I made out was a partial map of Canada...then finally "I'm proud of these mountains".

Oh, ok, you're supposed to think the Rockies, but really she's talking about her huge-ass breasts.

Had to edit, because apparently, certain "t" words are not filtered at the moment.

[Tonto Goldstein]

Just know that if you wear one, you're definately purping Bruce Vilanche's style.

[dirtydickraines]

mdb913 said:

I love tshirthell.com. I'd post a link but I'm not sure if it would be allowed.

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

brainofj said:

Jed Shaffer
~Can't believe I made it to an age where I wanna see LESS of a woman's body.

You kidding? I'm 21 and I can't stand beautiful women.

[Deleted]

I'm a bigger fan of girls who dress more conservatively, well people in general who dress realistically, high school just destroyed me, having to be around everyone me who REAKS of cologne or the girls who have to walk around with their butt crack hanging out and thong underwear poking out, that you just KNOW they know is hanging out, I don't care if you think it looks good, your buttcrack is no one's business but your own! Get over yourself!

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I don't wear word t-shirts in public

No sir, I'm too cool for that...............I usually stick to wrestling t-shirt and football (*Sigh*Soccer) tops

[PSJ]

Soccer top?
That sounds like a bdsm fetish

[The Booty Disciple]

I think I completely lost faith in this particular vein of clothing when a reasonably moronic girl in my high school wore one some years ago...

This is the girl who was completely and utterly excited that she got to spend her Saturday at school trying out a dictation program with the computer literature teacher...

And the shirt said "Don't mind me! I'm having a blonde moment!"

Strangely enough, her brother and I were good friends for a number of years, but this girl on the other hand...ugh...I can't believe she could be so far beyond my comprehension of what real life is.

[Doomrider]

I have one verbage shirt that says "Date Rapist" in stupid cutesy letters that I had made for me. Otherwise I wouldn't touch a shirt with any stupid saying on it. Those are the kids the DnD nerds won't even talk to.

[Bullhead]

I once saw a picture of some moronic Straight-Edge-Nazi band and one of the guys was wearing a shirt that said "Cancer Cures Smoking". How delightfully poetic. Anyone caught wearing a shirt like that deserves to be hit in the head with something heavy.