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Post by Joe Neglia on Jun 4, 2007 11:05:29 GMT -5
www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.htmlYou know, reading that, I can only say whoever she has doing her PR work now should get a raise. Unlike her snotty, snobby remarks in the past, what she's said here (or what they've had her say, I guess) is what she should have been saying all along.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 4, 2007 11:07:53 GMT -5
I'm just going to make this joke, and get it out of the way. Prison Rape, that's hot!
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Post by chibidiablo on Jun 4, 2007 11:09:30 GMT -5
I still think wrestlecrap should have a zero tolerance policy on threads regarding Paris Hilton. But good times.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jun 4, 2007 11:27:44 GMT -5
Hi everyone, I'm new here. I just wanted to see what other posters thought about Paris Hilton. Do you all think she's hot?
There I got that out of the way too.
Noon bashing isn't cool, especially since everyone was a noob at some point, but that one comes up monthly. I guess that makes Paris Hilton the period of the wrestlecrap forums.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jun 4, 2007 11:30:15 GMT -5
Wait a minute.... she's only going to be in jail for three weeks?? I assumed she was gonna be there for like a year or something. I'm sorry but three weeks is NOTHING. Ask the guy who's serving 15 to 20 how impressed he is that a celeb can remove themselves from their luxurious lifestyle for 21 days. That's ridiculous how the media is acting like Paris Hilton is about to serve some major sentence here.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 4, 2007 11:31:40 GMT -5
I guess that makes Paris Hilton the period of the wrestlecrap forums. You just made me spit coffee with that line, good show sir. All the signs are there, and I can't believe I missed that. From this day one, Paris Hilton will be the PMS of the Wrestlecrap forums. Anytime a crapper makes an angry post about anything, someone must say, he/she must be on their Paris Hilton. |
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 4, 2007 12:14:58 GMT -5
I still think wrestlecrap should have a zero tolerance policy on threads regarding Paris Hilton. But good times. I'd like a no-tolerance policy regarding Paris Hilton just in general. |
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Post by leemir on Jun 4, 2007 12:16:54 GMT -5
Are they gonna make her nude up & hose her down like in Shawshank Redemption?
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 4, 2007 12:34:50 GMT -5
I'll just be happy to see orange jumpsuits become the new fashion trend.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 4, 2007 12:45:13 GMT -5
If she bends over for a cavity search, they could lose a few people in there.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 4, 2007 13:41:35 GMT -5
If she bends over for a cavity search, they could lose a few people in there. And they'll be no King Lemmiwinks to show them the way out. ;D |
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Post by joecro on Jun 4, 2007 13:53:05 GMT -5
STD rates have just plummeted 87 percent...yeah i went there...sorry.
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Post by CrazySting on Jun 4, 2007 14:18:21 GMT -5
She says she got the chance to go to a pay jail (a sort of luxury jail) but she turned it down because she wanted to tough it out at county...yeah, right.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 4, 2007 14:57:17 GMT -5
Hell I'd take three weeks in solitary as a vacation.
Imagine..you don't have to worry about anything.
If she was in GenPop then I'd be worried if I were her..but she isn't.
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Post by Rorschach on Jun 4, 2007 14:58:45 GMT -5
Hell I'd take three weeks in solitary as a vacation. Imagine..you don't have to worry about anything. If she was in GenPop then I'd be worried if I were her..but she isn't. Consdering the racist filth that Paris has spewed, I'm sure the Aryans would take her in. Dunno if she's survive the "jump in" initiation, but still, pretty sure they'd take her. |
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Post by CrazySting on Jun 4, 2007 15:03:03 GMT -5
Hell I'd take three weeks in solitary as a vacation. Imagine..you don't have to worry about anything. If she was in GenPop then I'd be worried if I were her..but she isn't. I can think of worst things that just lying in a room by yourself for 23 hours a day. |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jun 4, 2007 15:06:30 GMT -5
She says she got the chance to go to a pay jail (a sort of luxury jail) but she turned it down because she wanted to tough it out at county...yeah, right. Actually, appears she did have that option. Like I said, this PR guy (or girl) of hers is telling her the right things to say and do now. |
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Post by chibidiablo on Jun 4, 2007 15:09:59 GMT -5
Hell I'd take three weeks in solitary as a vacation. Imagine..you don't have to worry about anything. If she was in GenPop then I'd be worried if I were her..but she isn't. I can think of worst things that just lying in a room by yourself for 23 hours a day. I do just less than that now though. Plus as a bonus I wouldn't have to pay for the gym. |
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Post by CrazySting on Jun 4, 2007 15:33:09 GMT -5
She says she got the chance to go to a pay jail (a sort of luxury jail) but she turned it down because she wanted to tough it out at county...yeah, right. Actually, appears she did have that option. Like I said, this PR guy (or girl) of hers is telling her the right things to say and do now. I heard the opposite: when she got sentenced the judge made it clear she couldn't take any of the "easy options" including pay jails. Pay jails are safer, you get a private shower, the inmates are mostly rich like her (less likely to be threat to her) and you can take a laptop and cell phone in with you. No way did she turn the chance of that down just so she could show her toughness. She said it herself: she's terrified. If she had had the oppertunity to get a better jail, she would've snapped at the chance. Paris Hilton is not going to tough it out, for the sake of toughing it out. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 4, 2007 16:37:27 GMT -5
A short and lowly sentence is waiting for you today
You're in the clink, Parishilton, what do you have to say?
For three weeks you're locked up in this cold and mis'rable cell
Lots of luck, Parishilton, I hope you rot in hell
Parishilton, Parishilton Parishilton
Parishilton, Parishilton Parishilton
Parishilton, Parishilton Parishilton
Stupid whore
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