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Post by fabulousfreebird on Jun 10, 2007 14:38:06 GMT -5
The gangsta rapper in ANY movie.
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 10, 2007 14:39:00 GMT -5
Woman who resists hero's "charms", but inevitably falls to them.
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Post by Near Fantastica on Jun 10, 2007 14:43:27 GMT -5
Ah...the thing that all comedy writers seem to think is funny....old people speaking ebonics. Seriously, having a granny saying, "fo shizzle" is NOT funny. It never f***ing was, and it never f***ing will be. END OF.
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Jun 10, 2007 14:49:10 GMT -5
The ignorant, usually old character, who lets the killer/beast/zombies in and they kill everyone, and the reason they do it is because of a stupid reason. A good example is the old lady in the begining of Dead Rising (I know it's not a movie, just bear with me) who loses her dog and lets the zombies in while trying to the dog (when ironically the dog is now a zombie also).
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 10, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -5
The coroner who eats ribs or something meaty RIGHT THERE IN THE MORGUE.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
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Post by J is Justice on Jun 10, 2007 17:22:20 GMT -5
May sound sexist but The tough girl who hangs with the guys in football, hockey, boxing, usualy showing them up , or saving the day in the end. Sorry, but its total horse crap stop with it already. Yeah I hate that too
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Glitch
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Post by Glitch on Jun 10, 2007 19:25:20 GMT -5
The car not starting when ever a horror movie villian is approaching. Girl:"Shall we take the brand new jeep?" Guy:"nah, that beat up, 30 year old car will be better."
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THE Baldy Kendrick
Dennis Stamp
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I hear dem shoutin'.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Jun 10, 2007 20:04:32 GMT -5
Black Guy dies second, just to prove that the directors aren't racist since if they were, he would've died first.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 10, 2007 21:08:07 GMT -5
The character that abhors violence will have to commit a violent act by the end of the film.
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Post by DSR on Jun 10, 2007 22:02:10 GMT -5
When the frazzled female lead character sees something crazy in a broom closet or something, brings someone over, they open the door...and it's just a broom closet.
And, the thing about teen comedies like "She's All That" is...I don't even think of it as "oh, she was pretty, they just needed to remove the glasses." I'm thinking "she's friggin' hot in the glasses!" Seriously, nerdy chicks are hot to me.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 10, 2007 22:07:33 GMT -5
The Government guy who works with the President who says everything that is about to happen is absurd. And when the shit hits the fan he is the first to recommend the use of Nuclear Weapons.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 10, 2007 22:13:31 GMT -5
Invinceable murderers, Like Jason.
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KLRA
El Dandy
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Post by KLRA on Jun 10, 2007 23:20:27 GMT -5
Ah...the thing that all comedy writers seem to think is funny....old people speaking ebonics. Seriously, having a granny saying, "fo shizzle" is NOT funny. It never f***ing was, and it never f***ing will be. END OF. I take it someone never saw Airplane.
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Post by Original Gansta - Charisma on Jun 10, 2007 23:54:43 GMT -5
Ah...the thing that all comedy writers seem to think is funny....old people speaking ebonics. Seriously, having a granny saying, "fo shizzle" is NOT funny. It never f***ing was, and it never f***ing will be. END OF. I take it someone never saw Airplane. Oh Stewardess, I speak jive.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 11, 2007 0:14:27 GMT -5
I absolutely hate the virginal survivor of horror movies!
It is like, because they've yet to be pierced by a penis(though I'm sure the actress playing them has), they get holy protection from God almighty himself.
Yet, the jock that gets around alot, and is tip top physical perfection gets ginsued.....
Also, the ditzy blondes and black people that get killed in horror films...look at every slasher film...there's always atleast one of each that dies. You want to know why Busta Rhymes survived his encounter with Michael Myers? Because Michael already had his fill of black guys from killing one earlier in the movie.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 11, 2007 0:16:08 GMT -5
This is kinda like TV and movies now, its like sexism went the other way. I hate how the woman is ALWAYS the smarter and clever and stronger one in like, ALL movies and TV shows...
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Post by Rorschach on Jun 11, 2007 0:26:28 GMT -5
This is kinda like TV and movies now, its like sexism went the other way. I hate how the woman is ALWAYS the smarter and clever and stronger one in like, ALL movies and TV shows... Agreed. At this point, a chick that needs to be saved by someone would be a breath of fresh air. And I was going to say Michelle Rodriguez has become a walking cliche herself, but realised that pointing the finger at her alone wouldn't be fair. Seriously, she has like one emotion: Pissed off RRRRRRrrriot Grrrrrrrl. Does she have to be a tough broad in every movie that she's in?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jun 11, 2007 5:10:28 GMT -5
And something that happens A LOT, way too much, in American movies : the random death of a character at the end of the film. I mean, all the characters are happy, they have defeated the bad guy, they cheer, they are about to go back home, but suddenly one of the villains raises just before he dies and shoots one of the characters down, making everybody ( but the dying villain ) sad and all. The guy who got shot giving 99% of the time a heart-breaking speech... Seriously, it doesn' t add ANYTHING !! It' s totally pointless ! Why do filmmakers keep doing it ?? IT' S FREAKING ANNOYING !! And of course, there' s a lot of other ways to do it, like at the end of American History X when Danny gets shot by the black boy. Or in a lot of horror movies, when the characters are about to escape the "danger zone" ( haunted house, basement, forest, whatever ) and one of them gets trapped just before they get out ! Even worse: The bad guy is defeated, the heroes are walking away when he picks up a gun and aims at someone's back, but the sidekick/mid-level survivor notices just in time to jump in between them and take the bullet. Usually while screaming "Noooooooo!!!!!!" And quite frankly, I'm done with the entire genre of misfits-in-sports films. I liked Major League and Neccessary Roughness, both of which carried the legacy of Slapshot and Bad News Bears. But did we really need Mighty Ducks 3? And I'll admit I've liked several of the parodies of this genre (Baseketball, Beerfest, Dodgeball), we don't really need more of those now either.
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Post by tankmcquade on Jun 11, 2007 5:28:00 GMT -5
Jocks who think they can rise to the ultimate challenge: see Friday the 13th part 8, that kid got OWNED
Movie characters who could NEVER get over the events of what happened to them in the first film and that was 20ish years ago. Halloween H2O and The Hitcher 2: I've Been Waiting are perfect examples of this. Maybe Im wrong, but to hold onto memories that way for so long seems a bit far fetched and people would move on with their lives.....I think.
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Post by Loki on Jun 11, 2007 7:05:46 GMT -5
* Nerds and geeks wear glasses. No exceptions
* The hot, awesome, snotty cheerleader/popular girl will in the end dump the obnoxious quarterback because she fell in love with the unpopular and ugly guy who truly loves her. BRING ME ONE EXPAMPLE OF THAT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE, DAMMIT!
* Forgiving parents. Loving and caring middle-age (and over) couples
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