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Post by mysterydriver on Jun 27, 2007 22:54:42 GMT -5
What is it about BowFlex that turns people into total egotistical jerks?
I mean, why would I want to buy a product that causes me to judge others?
Those commercials suck.
Anyone else have a problem with them?
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 27, 2007 22:56:07 GMT -5
No. Why? Because most of those aren't actually real results. The people at my local gym all refuse to use Bowflex machines, citing that they don't 'give adequate results for the money'.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 27, 2007 22:58:48 GMT -5
No. Why? Because most of those aren't actually real results. The people at my local gym all refuse to use Bowflex machines, citing that they don't 'give adequate results for the money'. So that's how they talk, huh? "I refused to eat the hamburger, due to there not being an adequate amount of meat on this sandwich. Would thou be willingst to refund thyself the money?" (Eh, I'm not good at Shakespearean talk) |
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Post by humanoid on Jun 27, 2007 23:00:30 GMT -5
I love commercials for all new exercise equipment. "I got this perfect body thanks to this all new machine here." "Sure it's only been on the market for a month, but..."
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 27, 2007 23:02:36 GMT -5
That's how I talk. So there. :-D
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 27, 2007 23:02:46 GMT -5
Michael Polinko looks like Christopher Daniels.
There, I said it. Again.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 27, 2007 23:05:32 GMT -5
Michael Polinko looks like Christopher Daniels. There, I said it. Again. Ive said it since those commercials started during WWE tv that Michael Polinko should get a WWE developmental deal! He's 49 and in the best shape of his life! Now he's living his dream of playing in a rock band being a WWE Superstar! |
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 27, 2007 23:05:47 GMT -5
That's how I talk. So there. :-D Count Da Money! -- It's Count De Monet... |
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jun 27, 2007 23:06:51 GMT -5
Bowflex's are rickety pieces of shit. And Michael Polinko is a douche bag of epic proportions. At least untill the "fat clothes" guy came around.
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Post by DSR on Jun 27, 2007 23:14:57 GMT -5
But...I wanna look like a 50 year old grandmother.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 27, 2007 23:15:34 GMT -5
But...I wanna look like a 50 year old grandmother. Then go ahead! Be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! |
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 27, 2007 23:17:14 GMT -5
But...I wanna look like a 50 year old grandmother. Why not go all out, and look like a 100 year old grandmother? That's twice the age...twice the effect...twice the BOWFLEX. |
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Post by DSR on Jun 27, 2007 23:20:30 GMT -5
But...I wanna look like a 50 year old grandmother. Why not go all out, and look like a 100 year old grandmother? That's twice the age...twice the effect...twice the BOWFLEX. With half the brains. [/Sid] |
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jun 27, 2007 23:21:14 GMT -5
Why not go all out, and look like a 100 year old grandmother? That's twice the age...twice the effect...twice the BOWFLEX. With half the brains. [/Sid] Double the leathery, saddle bag bewbs |
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 27, 2007 23:21:22 GMT -5
Why not go all out, and look like a 100 year old grandmother? That's twice the age...twice the effect...twice the BOWFLEX. With half the brains. [/Sid] HEH? [/Scott Steiner] |
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Post by humanoid on Jun 27, 2007 23:28:40 GMT -5
But...I wanna look like a 50 year old grandmother. Why not go all out, and look like a 100 year old grandmother? That's twice the age...twice the effect...twice the BOWFLEX. You know what they say, 100 is the new 30. |
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 27, 2007 23:29:20 GMT -5
Man, that Brian Alvarez is such a punk!  |
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Post by DSR on Jun 27, 2007 23:30:56 GMT -5
Man, that Brian Alvarez is such a punk! Not to be confused with Bryan Alvarez, that wrestling dude. |
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 27, 2007 23:31:45 GMT -5
No!
Not THE Briyun Alvarez!
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 27, 2007 23:34:36 GMT -5
Know what I'd find funny?
Me neither.
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