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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jul 19, 2007 13:43:25 GMT -5
Are you implying that Karisma, T-Mizz, AmandaJ, Wolfie, Lady Dark & other female posters wouldn't show up? Yes, Yes I am. Well if DiBiase is Good will be there i bet so will his better half
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 19, 2007 16:11:28 GMT -5
This convention is going to be a sausage fest
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Post by DSR on Jul 19, 2007 16:31:50 GMT -5
This convention is going to be a sausage fest And a boring, nerdy one at that! EDIT: I say that under the assumption that you're all boring nerds like me. ;D
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 19, 2007 16:34:41 GMT -5
This convention is going to be a sausage fest And a boring, nerdy one at that! EDIT: I say that under the assumption that you're all boring nerds like me. ;D We might be nerds but you've spent enough time with us to know if we are boring.
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Erik Majorwitz
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I don't have a PS3.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jul 19, 2007 16:36:38 GMT -5
Pat Patterson.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 19, 2007 16:40:08 GMT -5
It'd wind up like that chatroom in Futurama when they go to the internet.
"Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?"
"Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud."
"I'm a woman, if that's what you mean"
"A woman! I'm scared."
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 19, 2007 16:44:45 GMT -5
I could also be the chef, cooking up MAULERBURGERS, and if Mickie shows up, roast beef sammiches. I'd so mark if Hard Gay showed up though. Don't forget about Erisi and his Trap army. I'd mark.
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Post by acressl on Jul 19, 2007 16:56:08 GMT -5
I'd have to go with Hard Gay myself. Complete with Japanese announcer. HARDO GAY!!!!!!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 19, 2007 17:02:52 GMT -5
This is what I'm seeing...
Erisi with a "Guess the Trap" Booth.
Ask Madison Booth.
Guy Advice Booth.
Sports Booth with Ani, and Sajoa Moe
A wall sized poster of Agador Spartacus standing in front of the Statue of Liberty with signs of her name.
Post Your Pic Booth - Kodak (TM) takes pictures, and posts them on the wall. Either that, or someone takes some Fuji Film disposables and prints them out with a portable color printer, and posts them on the wall.
Learn How to Humble with the Iron Sheik Booth.
Funny Things Wrestlers Say Booth - Computers set up to bookmarked Youtube Videos.
Dennis Stamp Trampoline Apprecition - Set up in the corner. On the top of the entrance would be a happy picture of Dennis Stamp, saying "I've Finally Been Booked!"
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Post by gsguy on Jul 19, 2007 17:08:57 GMT -5
Sports Booth with Ani, and Samoa Moe It's Sajoa Moe... and I'd set up a Beach Boys booth over a sports booth. Oh, and we'll be pasting those wanted posters all over the convention center (See sig) We'll find the bastard!
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 19, 2007 17:10:07 GMT -5
Well, obviously we'd need to book Dennis Stamp, but I don't know if we could afford to pay Lex Luger.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 19, 2007 17:12:06 GMT -5
How about a booth that has wheels and stuff, so I can walk around stalking various forum-goers? I'd also vote for...um, nevermind. Dirty thought.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 19, 2007 17:12:10 GMT -5
Well, obviously we'd need to book Dennis Stamp, but I don't know if we could afford to pay Lex Luger. Who are you to doubt El Dandy
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 19, 2007 17:12:38 GMT -5
Sports Booth with Ani, and Samoa Moe It's Sajoa Moe... and I'd set up a Beach Boys booth over a sports booth. Oh, and we'll be pasting those wanted posters all over the convention center (See sig) We'll find the bastard! I was going to book you hosting a Beach Boys Booth. And then I thought about it, and I notice that it's usually you, threadacidal, and myself *I want to post in the threads, but am always late to the party * in the Beach Boys threads. I just don't want you feeling bad when Dennis Stamp has more people around him. Granted, everyone will be pointing and laughing as we host "Jump on the Trampoline with Stamp" but that's besides the point.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 19, 2007 17:13:04 GMT -5
Also, we'd have to be out of there by Sunday, because it's Batista's convention, and come Sunday, he's gonna be needing it back.
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 19, 2007 17:18:05 GMT -5
Well, obviously we'd need to book Dennis Stamp, but I don't know if we could afford to pay Lex Luger. Who are you to doubt El Dandy Maybe we could finally have that match between him and El Dandy...but I doubt Bret or Dandy would be able to deliver, given the situation.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 19, 2007 17:20:06 GMT -5
We can also book the American Males... 2 Guys for the Price of 1!
We need a Wrestlecrap Fan Convention... have it on a Saturday, and that night will be the First Annual Wrestlecrap Wrestling Show!
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 19, 2007 17:23:05 GMT -5
I don't think that Dude, Erisi, or Claw would want to show, as I'd likely be too busy hitting on them. I promise not to wear my polka-dotted spandex or HG latex. I will, however, wear my BRAIN CHOP t-shirt and Tripp pants, because I'm cool like that.
I'll wrestle anyone, too! BRING IT ON.
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Post by Cibernético II on Jul 19, 2007 17:25:03 GMT -5
Lex Luger lives in a church, I think we can afford him
but we aint plannin no convention until we get Blade a date with Mimi, click the link in my sig
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Post by rrm15 on Jul 19, 2007 17:35:43 GMT -5
Events would look something like this:
-We open with the great debate part 2: Scott Steiner vs. Delirious.
-Shelly Martinez stands in the ring and we ogle her for 10 minutes.
-Teddy Hart comes out for what he thinks is match, and then we all just pummel him.
-Chris Masters comes out for the Masterlock challenge, and if anyone can break it he'll wear the sombrero. He selects Agador Spartacus out of the crowd, to monster heel heat. Then....she does what everyone before her has been too stupid to do and kicks him in the nuts! Agador is safe, Masters then dons the sombrero and does the Mexican Hat dance.
-Alex Shelly and CM Punk wrestle each other for like 2 hours. Kevin Nash is on commentary the whole time. Everyone is happy.
-A special live version of "Ask Elijah Burke!"
-Rob Conway squashes Jeff Jarret in about 2 minutes. Conway comes out to an enormous, Hulkamania like reaction.
-warriorthug4cena comes out and talks for minutes about how great Cena is, until Sandman comes out of the crowd and canes him.
-THE MAIN EVENT!! Lex Luger & Dennis Stamp vs. El Dandy & The Iron Sheik!! With Godz as the special guest referee!
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