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Post by rrm15 on Jul 20, 2007 19:53:30 GMT -5
Samoa Joe eats Harry. The end.
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Mr. Mediocre
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Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Jul 20, 2007 21:15:09 GMT -5
Or if it was a 'make your own adventure' book. If you want Harry to live, go to page 2. If you want Harry to die, go to page 365. If you want Harry and Voldemort to drink tea and eat fudge, go to page 3.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 20, 2007 21:20:56 GMT -5
I walked into Barnes and Noble today, and they were like "No, we don't have copies of Harry Potter left." I smiled, and shot him the bird before basically telling him to sod off, because I hate Harry Potter. I didn't use the word 'sod' but something much, much worse Got my copy of World War Z today. I'm so happy!
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 20, 2007 21:25:15 GMT -5
Fun ideas for the new Harry Potter book, provided you have two copies, and are keeping one for yourself...(NOTE: These ideas can be tried with almost anything that someone wants.) -Find a group of kids who wanted the book, but couldn't get it, and tease them, before throwing it in the lake. Make sure to super-glue all of the pages together, to be safe. -Rip the pages out, and use disposable forks to stick the pages into someone's yard. -Birdcage liner. Snap pictures of this and post on internet message boards. -Coaster. Whatever you do with it, it doesn't matter. Why? JK Rowling already has her money, and she couldn't care less what you do with your copy. Another reason why I'm everyone's favorite poster. EDIT: This is NOT Harry Potter hate. This is a poor attempt at humor. Don't take it too seriously...and try these ideas with your copy TODAY!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2007 21:54:55 GMT -5
It would be so funny if they had the little soundchips in the book like that book about the frog or whatever where the book croaks when it turns to a particular page.
You get to the page where the twist happens...
"Don't Stop!..."
followed by about 30 or 40 blank pages, then the publisher info.
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Post by rra on Jul 20, 2007 21:56:52 GMT -5
It would be so funny if they had the little soundchips in the book like that book about the frog or whatever where the book croaks when it turns to a particular page. You get to the page where the twist happens... "Don't Stop!..." followed by about 30 or 40 blank pages, then the publisher info. Muggles would storm Rowling's castle.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 20, 2007 22:01:37 GMT -5
It would be so funny if they had the little soundchips in the book like that book about the frog or whatever where the book croaks when it turns to a particular page. You get to the page where the twist happens... "Don't Stop!..." followed by about 30 or 40 blank pages, then the publisher info. Muggles would storm Rowling's castle. I'd mark.
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