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Post by texaswhopper on Jul 19, 2007 11:39:45 GMT -5
The kid in the aisle at Wrestlemania 9 during the Crush entrance. He does the coconut crush gesture and then the thumbs down. For some reason I hate that kid.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 20, 2007 4:27:05 GMT -5
The kid in the aisle at Wrestlemania 9 during the Crush entrance. He does the coconut crush gesture and then the thumbs down. For some reason I hate that kid. We all do, we all do... |
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jul 20, 2007 4:49:44 GMT -5
It also bugs me when I get a reciept for a donut. I do not need proof for buying a donut. I give you the money, you give me the donut... end transaction. There is no need to bring ink and paper into this. Do you really expect me to have a sceptical friend saying "No way you bought a donut" just so I can go "Oh yeah, well I have the documentation..." EDIT: Mitch Hedberg FTW What if you bought said donut with a credit card, debit card or used a check? A bit odd but still, it happens. I would like some proof that I bought that donut the balance my check book thank you very much. |
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jul 20, 2007 4:51:41 GMT -5
This is an old George Carlin one
-The prefix "pre". Used too much.
You can't "pre-board" an airplane. That means you get on before you get on. Impossible.
An oven is either heated or unheated, not pre-heated.
"Pre-planning"? You plan before you plan? Then what's the purpose of planning later on when you plan beforehand?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jul 20, 2007 5:11:09 GMT -5
Time bandits: The people who come into my video store without any intention of doing business or renting. They're just there to "browse" or "kill some time" and head straight for softcore porn section, where they will spend the next 47 minutes looking at the front, back and spine of every single jacket as if they've never seen a lingerie-clad woman before.
My place isn't a f***ing library.
Also, people who come in and first words out of their mouth is "where are the cheap videos?" - You know what? F*** you for telling me right off the bat you're a cheapass who won't spend enough to cover the time on the clock I'm about to waste on you. Even worse are the ones that, after looking at the prices of the clearance rack ($2-3 each), actually have the balls to ask if we have anything cheaper. Yes, of course we do. We keep those in a separate section for the dumbasses who know the secret code is to ask us twice.
People who park in the ONE spot we reserve for our customers. There are fifteen open spaces closer to the other store you're going to, but you have to park in the ONE that has "Video Store Parking Only"
People who walk into the store already on a cell phone and completely ignore a welcome. Y'know what, f*** you even more than the pervs going through the porn.
Getting away from that:
People who post "I don't know if this has been posted yet, but..." on page fifteen, when the same thing was on page two.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jul 20, 2007 5:37:06 GMT -5
Drivers that do 40 mph constantly in the following speed limits
30 mph ("slow down, you irresponsible dick");
40 mph ("Doing 40 in a 40, fair enough");
50 mph ("Erm, did you not see when the speed limit changed?");
60 mph ("Erm, did you not see when the speed limit changed?" 10 x annoyance)
70 mph ("Bah gawd! Get off the freaking motorway! Even that 18 tonne lorry overtaking you! ")
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jul 20, 2007 14:43:38 GMT -5
When a wrestler is giving a promo and mentions the phrase "the SPORT of Wrestling" and people in the crowd start clapping hard and nodding their heads.
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Jul 20, 2007 18:36:28 GMT -5
People who say "like" every other word...and the newest fad; ending a sentence saying "so..." f***ing drives me crazy, learn to f***ing talk normal! People who get on your case about smoking. Mind your own f***ing business before I blow smoke in your face!  Looking at the box office numbers each week and knowing that the majority of people have zero taste, and will watch anything that Hollywood throws at them. |
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Jul 20, 2007 18:41:19 GMT -5
- the internet slang known as "QFT." It is the stupidest thing ever invented. QFT |
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jul 20, 2007 18:42:38 GMT -5
Monsters under my bed. I mean, I've lost probably 3 of my favorite toys this week because of them!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jul 20, 2007 18:45:49 GMT -5
My lack of knowledge on subjects I want to know more about (i.e. mostly everything), but my lack of time, money, energy, patience and ability to comprehend blocking me from getting past it.
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Zutroy
Don Corleone
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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Post by Zutroy on Jul 20, 2007 19:16:44 GMT -5
- Double Negatives. Stuff like "I ain't done nothing wrong" that annoys me
- People at work who think i'm miserable even though i'm not because i don't smile a lot and then they feel the need to want to talk to me about it.
- People who dismiss Films with certain Actors in them before the've even seen them.
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