a question to the women of this board

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redneckwoman said:

joiedevivire said:

Most girls find guys with eye liner and piercings attractive. Not sure about puffy hats and pseudonyms.

Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't at all.
Piercings are ok, I've gone out with guys that had them.
But they are not even close to a requirement.
But eyeliner? Nope.
Oh, and you were right about the puffy hats and pseudonyms.
That guy looks like he'd be a virgin.

I don't think it was ever stated he had sex with women... other magicians, probably, rabbits? Undoubtedly.

[normcoleman]

taxcollector said:

It's a stupid show. I feel bad for those nerds on the show, because they're actually going to listen to that guy. He's got some kind of pseudo-science figured out for the whole thing.

Truth is though, if you're confident and friendly, it's not hard to get women in a bar to talk to you. Those guys just need confidence, and this idiot is gonna feed them a bunch of crap that will probably only confuse them more.

I agree. That Mystery dude will have them reading playbooks from what I seen, he has diagrams!

[Tim]

thwak said:

so do you find dee snyder attractive?

Who wouldn't?

[Kevin Hamilton]

afacelessname said:

redneckwoman said:

Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't at all.
Piercings are ok, I've gone out with guys that had them.
But they are not even close to a requirement.
But eyeliner? Nope.
Oh, and you were right about the puffy hats and pseudonyms.
That guy looks like he'd be a virgin.

I don't think it was ever stated he had sex with women... other magicians, probably, rabbits? Undoubtedly.

I think I speak for all rabbits when i say that we would not have sexual relations with that dude.

[thwak is T.hawk]

jackrabbitslim said:

afacelessname said:

I don't think it was ever stated he had sex with women... other magicians, probably, rabbits? Undoubtedly.

I think I speak for all rabbits when i say that we would not have sexual relations with that dude.

I thought you only spoke for jack rabbits?

[Palatial Regalia]

Chicks f***ING love the labret piercing. IMO besides the tongue its the only facial piercing a man should have.

[AFN: Judge Shred]

jackrabbitslim said:

afacelessname said:

I don't think it was ever stated he had sex with women... other magicians, probably, rabbits? Undoubtedly.

I think I speak for all rabbits when i say that we would not have sexual relations with that dude.

The littler ones have no choice. He is just like "hey Mr. Fluffybutt, can I pull you out of my hat?" And rabbits loving magic are all like "Sure thing queerly dressed magic guy!" They never see it coming.

Why do you think the Trix Rabbit is so screwed up?

[Kevin Hamilton]

afacelessname said:

jackrabbitslim said:

I think I speak for all rabbits when i say that we would not have sexual relations with that dude.

The littler ones have no choice. He is just like "hey Mr. Fluffybutt, can I pull you out of my hat?" And rabbits loving magic are all like "Sure thing vacuumly dressed magic guy!" They never see it coming.

Why do you think the Trix Rabbit is so screwed up?

You didn't hear this from me, but Trix has a smack addiction.

[Triple Kelly]

This is just my opinion but that guy isn't attractive of all. Of course I'm no trip to Hollywood either but he looks like *I* could kick his ass and he'd cry like a baby that fell out its crib.

[Beebs is the Final Girl]

i saw the preview for that show, thought it was lame as hell. i dont like guys with piercings, or eyeliner. i dont want my man using my makeup that's just wrong. tattoos on guys are ok, but i kinda got out of that phase even though i have one.

i prefer my men to be regular guys. t shirt and jeans, baseball cap. a lil bit nerdy, like me. i just cant be around the feminine types. can't have my man be prettier than me

[Bob Schlapowitz]

agentunclad said:

i saw the preview for that show, thought it was lame as hell. i dont like guys with piercings, or eyeliner. i dont want my man using my makeup that's just wrong. tattoos on guys are ok, but i kinda got out of that phase even though i have one.

i prefer my men to be regular guys. t shirt and jeans, baseball cap. a lil bit nerdy, like me. i just cant be around the feminine types. can't have my man be prettier than me

How nerdy is "a lil bit nerdy?"

[AFN: Judge Shred]

You didn't hear this from me, but Trix has a smack addiction.

Next you will tell me Sonny is on crack.

i saw the preview for that show, thought it was lame as hell. i dont like guys with piercings, or eyeliner. i dont want my man using my makeup that's just wrong. tattoos on guys are ok, but i kinda got out of that phase even though i have one.

i prefer my men to be regular guys. t shirt and jeans, baseball cap. a lil bit nerdy, like me. i just cant be around the feminine types. can't have my man be prettier than me

You, I like, perfect taste as long as the baseball hat can be a batman one.

[Beebs is the Final Girl]

nerdy-must love comics.
hats-almost any college football team, esp Razorbacks, works for me

[Bob Schlapowitz]

agentunclad said:

nerdy-must love comics.
hats-almost any college football team, esp Razorbacks, works for me

Then that settles it! I am officially nerdy. Agent Unclad says so.

[Long A, Short A]

thwak said:

so I'm watching vh1 and I see a show called the pickup artist, about grown virgins trying to learn from a man how to pick up women yada yada yada.

the problem I have is that the guy VH1 hired looks like a complete idiot.



first off, he's wearing eye liner, that's never a good sign.

second off, he has a stupid piercing under the his lower lip. great I can't stand the little piece of hair that people have there already, this guy puts a piercing.

third, I can't tell if he came back from sking or if he just wears goggles and a snow cap on his head regularly. but judging from this other pic...



I'm gonna say he wears them regularly.

fourth, he wears a big fluffy hat. seriously... WHO THE HELL WEARS A BIG FLUFFY HAT!?

and finally...

his name is mystery. and I'm not even making that up.

so my question to the women of the board is... what the hell is so attractive about this guy? I don't get it! he looks like a complete idiot yet aparently he can pick up women and is good at it too!

When I first saw a commercial for this "show", I turned my head to the side and let my jaw drop. I'm sorry, but any girl who's into him gets high on her own supply. BTW he's sporting the double negative of a soul patch AND a labret. Know what, any guy who thinks he can pull off a look like this, take himself seriously, and get any chick he wants has to have fourteen metric tons of confidence.

[Kevin Hamilton]

bobschlapowitz said:

agentunclad said:

nerdy-must love comics.
hats-almost any college football team, esp Razorbacks, works for me

Then that settles it! I am officially nerdy. Agent Unclad says so.

That doesn't mean you can't wreck some people though. Ya think just cuz a guy reads comics he can't start some shit? Bob'll take ya all on!

[Bob Schlapowitz]

jackrabbitslim said:

bobschlapowitz said:

Then that settles it! I am officially nerdy. Agent Unclad says so.

That doesn't mean you can't wreck some people though. Ya think just cuz a guy reads comics he can't start some crap? Bob'll take ya all on!

That's right! Thanks for the backup, Slim! and the Mallrats quote!

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agentunclad said:

nerdy-must love comics.
hats-almost any college football team, esp Razorbacks, works for me

Well I fit number 1, but my hats tend to be hockey, superhero, or just plain silly.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

yeah the only hats I own are a Red Sox hat and my work (Postal Service) hat.

[Macho Dude Handy Damage]

afacelessname said:

Next you will tell me Sonny is on crack.

now that you mention it...