Post by Stu on Jul 17, 2007 2:59:21 GMT -5
The life of a Konoha ninja is strenuous and risky. That is why after every mission that is accomplished, these great warriors, at least the ones who are legally adults, come together to enjoy a few drinks and laughter. They have not a care in the world as they reminise about their near-death experiences and how much they would love to hook up with one of the female villagers, most likely Kurenai.
This nightly tradition isn't just for the heroes, though. Even the most evil villains need to get their drink on.
Of course, such shenanigans often lead to the same scenarios, as far as Konoha is concerned. The grown-ups will party all night and ultimately pass out somewhere in the city streets during a spontaneous trip to the Ichiraku Ramen shop. When the next morning rolls around, it's up to the students to retrieve their teachers.
But as powerful as these children are, they are ultimately just that: Children. They see what the adults do and can't help but wonder what it's like to live their lifestyle. And as the old saying goes, "monkey see, monkey do." Thus, here we see Neji trying his hand at his first alcoholic beverage.
Unfortunate for him, despite all that chakra running through his veins, Neji was no match for a single sip of sake.
And things only got worse......
And worse .....
And even more worse!!!!!!
Unfortunately, none of the kids learned from Neji and avoided drinking. Rock Lee took a few shots thinking he would simply make the transformation to the Legendary Drunken Fist. Instead, he just got playing drunk ........
and ran into an even drunker Gaara.
Of course, Gaara was lucky enough to even be alive. He had just ridden in a car with Temari and Kankuro, who were even more wasted.
Sakura was the next one to fall. Before she knew it, she was mesmirized by the leaves in front of her.
This lead to another unfortunate, but famous, incident involving the girls.
Sasuke tried to do the smart thing and drink with a responsible adult. Much to some people's chagrin, that adult just happened to be Anko who everyone knew was far from being responsible.
It didn't take long for Sasuke to begin hallucinating about the last person he wanted to see.
Sasuke says "screw it," and decides to go home. That's much easier said than done, though.
Before long, everyone was passed out before the moon could fully rise.
The Third Hokage was in no way happy with what the kids did and immediately blamed the adults, who were even more hungover than usual.
The Hokage ordered everyone to have a serious talk with their students about the dangers of drinking. Kakashi took it upon himself to explain the most common result of drinking: The hangover.
In the end, the only person who didn't show up with a hangover was Naruto. That's because while everyone was out drinking, he was spending quarter after quarter trying to nab his favorite stuffed toys. And soon enough, he had his very own toy Sasuke. Dattabayo!!!
This nightly tradition isn't just for the heroes, though. Even the most evil villains need to get their drink on.
Of course, such shenanigans often lead to the same scenarios, as far as Konoha is concerned. The grown-ups will party all night and ultimately pass out somewhere in the city streets during a spontaneous trip to the Ichiraku Ramen shop. When the next morning rolls around, it's up to the students to retrieve their teachers.
But as powerful as these children are, they are ultimately just that: Children. They see what the adults do and can't help but wonder what it's like to live their lifestyle. And as the old saying goes, "monkey see, monkey do." Thus, here we see Neji trying his hand at his first alcoholic beverage.
Unfortunate for him, despite all that chakra running through his veins, Neji was no match for a single sip of sake.
And things only got worse......
And worse .....
And even more worse!!!!!!
Unfortunately, none of the kids learned from Neji and avoided drinking. Rock Lee took a few shots thinking he would simply make the transformation to the Legendary Drunken Fist. Instead, he just got playing drunk ........
and ran into an even drunker Gaara.
Of course, Gaara was lucky enough to even be alive. He had just ridden in a car with Temari and Kankuro, who were even more wasted.
Sakura was the next one to fall. Before she knew it, she was mesmirized by the leaves in front of her.
This lead to another unfortunate, but famous, incident involving the girls.
Sasuke tried to do the smart thing and drink with a responsible adult. Much to some people's chagrin, that adult just happened to be Anko who everyone knew was far from being responsible.
It didn't take long for Sasuke to begin hallucinating about the last person he wanted to see.
Sasuke says "screw it," and decides to go home. That's much easier said than done, though.
Before long, everyone was passed out before the moon could fully rise.
The Third Hokage was in no way happy with what the kids did and immediately blamed the adults, who were even more hungover than usual.
The Hokage ordered everyone to have a serious talk with their students about the dangers of drinking. Kakashi took it upon himself to explain the most common result of drinking: The hangover.
In the end, the only person who didn't show up with a hangover was Naruto. That's because while everyone was out drinking, he was spending quarter after quarter trying to nab his favorite stuffed toys. And soon enough, he had his very own toy Sasuke. Dattabayo!!!