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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 2:08:04 GMT -5
You am all not steal from Deadpool.
Deadpool not fight you guys later.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 2:09:33 GMT -5
You am all not steal from Deadpool. Deadpool not fight you guys later. You're watching Friday After Next too?
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Oct 6, 2007 2:10:55 GMT -5
We no am talking right.
I steal idea and make new thread.
me am smert.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 13:54:30 GMT -5
We no am talking right. I steal idea and make new thread. me am smert. If by smart you mean... "eccentric" then you are onto something.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 13:56:05 GMT -5
We no am talking right. I steal idea and make new thread. me am smert. If by smart you mean... "eccentric" then you are onto something. You know that line between genius and lunatic that's so famously mentioned all the time? Ya Roberts is planted firmly on one side of it. I won't say which side tho.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 14:21:22 GMT -5
Tonight, on Storytime with the Meat... The night I became a DJ for one night.
Plus, highlights of my weekend thus far...
Stay tuned.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 18:08:32 GMT -5
The Ex Files.
The day I found out my ex was cheating, was a glorious day indeed. There was a CD in my dvd player at home that she left behind, so when I got home from work, as per usual, i turned on my surround sound system so I could have some background music while I cleaned.
I usually had a MP3 CD in there, but this time, the opening chords of "Light My Fire" started playing. I was pretty confused, as I didn't have a CD with that song starting it off. So I changed it to another track, and then another; none of these songs were songs that I had burned.
I ejected the CD and saw the marker scribble, proclaiming it as a gift to my girlfriend.
I just smiled, and knew that things were going to get good later on that night.
I picked her up at her place that night, as we were supposed to go out to dinner. I did not let anything up on what I found, and just played everything nice and cool.
Then, when we were coming up on the resturaunt, I told her that I had got a new CD today; would she like to hear it?
She said sure... and I hit play.
The look on her face was priceless.
She acted dumb at first, "where did you get that?"
I said that she left it behind in my place. (she had a key, but the writing was on the wall already. she only stayed over at my place when she wanted to, and tried to take over my lifestyle. I told her no, and just stopped sleeping with her for the last 4 months of our relationship.)
I asked her where she got it, and she said that a friend made it for her. I asked why a friend would scribble: "To my love" on the front of the CD, and proceeded to park the car.
She said that it was a doctor at her work that was recently divorced, and he had taken a liking to her.
And since we weren't doing anything sexual, she had needs.
And I said, there's a reason why we don't do anything sexual, you know. I don't want you in that way anymore.
And that was that. She asked if we were still going to eat dinner, and I said that it was probably best if I took her home.
I took her home and dropped her off, and she asked when she could come over again, that she was sorry.
I told her that the next time I want to see her is when she is picking up her things from my place. (like extra clothes, toothbrushes, that kinda crap.)
She was crying when I left her on her doorstep when I told her it was over, and I hope the dick she got was worth it.
Honestly though, we were doing okay, but I wasn't into it for months. I realized I got into a relationship with her because she needed "saving" and I could save her. I brought her self esteem back up, got her to dress provocatively instead of dumpy, and got her from failing her Master's Degree to graduating and getting a job in physical therapy. I think I did good; but I just didn't have the feelings for her that I thought I would. Or should have.
Anyways, she calls me and asks when she can pick up her things; I say... Saturday Morning, 10:30. That's when I'll be up, that's when you can come in.
(I had taken my key at the doorstep when I left her off that night.)
She agreed, and at 8 in the morning, my phone rang. It was her with her mom, dad, and brother, and she was ready to pick up her things. I said, "funny, the clock doesn't say 10:30. Maybe you guys should go get something to eat until it's 10:30."
At 10:30, she called again, and by that time, I had a pile of all her things in the middle of the living room floor. Since I knew her family was coming with her, I left her thongs, panties, condoms, handcuffs, and sex toys on the top of her pile. I then walked out the door, said I was going to get some breakfast since I was rudely woken up at 8 that morning, and proceeded to leave.
I came back, and that stuff was gone; but so were my CD collection (200 CD's DAMMIT!) and my shower curtain.
I was pretty sad for a few hours, drinking tequila like no other, mostly because someone actually cheated on me... the most perfect guy in the world... but then the call that would forever change my life was about to come.
And what a call it was.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 18:10:58 GMT -5
So.. why did she take the shower curtain?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 18:13:53 GMT -5
So.. why did she take the shower curtain? I don't know, and will never know. That is the part of the story that my friends and I used to joke about... and whenever we call someone 'psycho', it's usually followed by the line "...psycho enough to steal a shower curtain tho?" My fiancee actually took exception when I called her 'psycho' once... stating "...it's not like Im going to take down the shower curtain." It's a running joke with my best friend at the time... so yeah. Doesn't make sense.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 18:25:45 GMT -5
Meat. That shower curtain is to have something wrap your body in when it gets buried. Don't want all that evidence falling all over the trunk and ground.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 18:26:37 GMT -5
I agree with DP's stance, I'd make sure you have a shotgun at your side at all times for protection.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 18:31:00 GMT -5
I no longer live there, as that was 6-7 years ago.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 18:32:32 GMT -5
I no longer live there, as that was 6-7 years ago. And is it easier to get you when you're ready for it? Or when you think you're safe?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 18:33:26 GMT -5
I no longer live there, as that was 6-7 years ago. And is it easier to get you when you're ready for it? Or when you think you're safe? She did show up at my work once, unannounced. She was fat... and I couldn't help but laugh at her, and ask her if she needed me to buy her a salad.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 18:40:38 GMT -5
And is it easier to get you when you're ready for it? Or when you think you're safe? She did show up at my work once, unannounced. She was fat... and I couldn't help but laugh at her, and ask her if she needed me to buy her a salad. I need to loose some weight myself. Been hitting the Chimichangas to much.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 18:41:30 GMT -5
She did show up at my work once, unannounced. She was fat... and I couldn't help but laugh at her, and ask her if she needed me to buy her a salad. I need to loose some weight myself. Been hitting the Chimichangas to much. Or try laying off those double helpings of Hungry Man XXL plates. Just a thought.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 6, 2007 19:10:58 GMT -5
Which reminds me, I am pretty hungry.
I need me a fish taco.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 19:11:43 GMT -5
I had take n bake pizza. I was too lazy to actually COOK anything myself tonight.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 19:12:56 GMT -5
Meat is so opening himself up to jokes. I'm just to lazy to make them jokes right now.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 6, 2007 19:14:47 GMT -5
It's too easy to go for right now...
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