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Post by J-Man R. on Nov 9, 2007 22:29:12 GMT -5
I can't stand the can you here me now good. Dude your gettin a Dell, Kidz Bop presents X-Box 360. Any Rachal Ray commercial, any Paula Dean commercial.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Nov 9, 2007 22:40:07 GMT -5
Clusterbombs! Well any PSP commercials with that guy....
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Post by Virt McGirt on Nov 9, 2007 22:47:06 GMT -5
The new Beyonce American Express Commercial: www.youtube.com/ watch?v=H-GnfEiTe4E Edit: But seriously, I don't like that one
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Post by Jelly on Nov 9, 2007 22:48:19 GMT -5
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Post by Lionheart on Nov 9, 2007 23:22:53 GMT -5
How about that Taco Bell one where some guy is telling his younger brother his "rules to live by"? If you were to look up the word "tool," you would find a picture of that guy in the dictionary.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 9, 2007 23:27:40 GMT -5
Any Kashi Go Lean commercial. I hate how happy the people are outdoors. Look like hippies. Mission Failed. Gimmie some Lucky Charms. I've actually tried some of that stuff before, simply because it was on sale. I now know what it's like to eat chunks of cardboard in milk.
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Post by Lancers on Nov 9, 2007 23:44:23 GMT -5
There's a Taco Bell commercial where a group of friends asks for a spicy wrap and so one of the guys comes back with a Latin rapper. Of course, laughter ensues for the friends. Anger rises for me.
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Post by 404error on Nov 10, 2007 1:58:25 GMT -5
Wow, I actually like that. The guy can move! As for my picks -- 1. The Brian Alvarez Bowflex commercial -- "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends..." and "Now my wife gives me that special little wink." Also the one with the grandmother and the guy who plays in a rock band. 2. The Subway commercials where they order obesity. If you know what I mean. 3. Can't remember the product but it's the male enhancement drug with the guy who has the big smile and the annoying whistling in the background.
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Nov 10, 2007 2:19:19 GMT -5
The Bowflex commercial made me think of one that comes on a lot with it, the Craftmatic adjustable bed with the guy laying on his ass in bed whining about being "not so physically fit" while "pumping" what looks to be 1-pound weights.
Commercials on the radio with car horns and emergency sirens.
All prescription drug commercials, but especially the one with whatever her name is repeatedly saying "osteoporosis" through her nose.
Any commercial that starts on the false premise that I just asked my tv a question. "Life with diabetes? It's about going for it!"
Commercials for talk shows with fake audience gasps. "And then he called me a <GASP!>" "I turned around to see him holding his <GASP!>" "The DNA is in and little Hornswoggle's father is <GASP!>"
And get ready because they're about to get started: election years where every product is running for "soft drink president" or president of long distance calling" or other such garbage.
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Nov 10, 2007 2:40:17 GMT -5
"Happy peanuts soar Over chocolate covered mountaintops And waterfalls of caramelllllllll Prancing nuget in the middle Sings a song of satisfaction To the worrrrrld"
I really hate that comercial.
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Post by HRH The KING on Nov 10, 2007 5:52:33 GMT -5
1- Any advert for injury lawyers
2- Any advert for loans, credit cards or debt restructuring which simply lure people into unnecessary financial problems. As Tyler Durden said "to buy **** you don't need!"
3- Phones 4 U, because I think they mock mentally disabled people.
4- Halifax, because of the singing employees, especially the black bloke with the stupid glasses
5- Every other commercial on TV.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 10, 2007 7:22:01 GMT -5
Ringtone ads! God who seriously wants that f***ing Gummi Bear song on their phone? I mean really.
f*** the Gummi Bear. That f***ing Gummi came up in every ad block during Smackdown here.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Nov 10, 2007 13:09:51 GMT -5
The Xbox 360 Kidz Bop commercial bothers me. Any Verizon commercial...tv or radio. "POPPIN POPPIN POPPIN!" One day, my foot will go through the radio. Another one I hate is this one commercial where Jennifer Lopez is singing. I don't know what it's for, but I wanna punch a hole in the wall every time I hear it. WHEN YOU DO IT TO IT DO IT TO IT That'd be Rhapsody. Yeah, no one subscribes to them either. Any Kashi Go Lean commercial. I hate how happy the people are outdoors. Look like hippies. Uh, they are hippies. And I can't remember the brand (and doesn't THAT tell you how affective the ads are!), but the soda commercials with Michael Ian Black and Jim Gaffigan et al. I've never not wanted a soda the way I don't want anything they're hawking. Sierra Mist. I now know what it's like to eat chunks of cardboard in milk. Which was useful when they ran some ad campaign where if you didn't like their bars, some guy would eat the box they came in. What's the difference? OHH HO HO HO There's a Taco Bell commercial where a group of friends asks for a spicy wrap and so one of the guys comes back with a Latin rapper. Of course, laughter ensues for the friends. Anger rises for me. Wasn't that McDonald's? 3. Can't remember the product but it's the male enhancement drug with the guy who has the big smile and the annoying whistling in the background. That'd be Enzyte. Sad thing is his name's Smilin' Bob. And get ready because they're about to get started: election years where every product is running for "soft drink president" or president of long distance calling" or other such garbage. Yes, because no one's ever thought of that before! SMELL the hilarity!
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Post by Vizier on Nov 10, 2007 13:13:32 GMT -5
That one for like... "Don't Smoke Around Your Kids" where it has a baby monitor, and the baby's crying, but then it's hacking because the parents were smoking/smoked around it?
Sad and annoying.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 10, 2007 15:13:52 GMT -5
Wow, I actually like that. The guy can move! As for my picks -- 1. The Brian Alvarez Bowflex commercial -- "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends..." and "Now my wife gives me that special little wink." Also the one with the grandmother and the guy who plays in a rock band. 2. The Subway commercials where they order obesity. If you know what I mean. 3. Can't remember the product but it's the male enhancement drug with the guy who has the big smile and the annoying whistling in the background. Oh fudge. That Bowflex commercial with the bald guy who just keep going on about "being 50 and playing a rock band"? Big f-ing deal, ass. Steven Tyler is 95 and he doesn't need a friggin' Bowflex. He probably has to sell Bowflex machines after the concerts as a stipulation of being in the commercial.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 10, 2007 15:14:50 GMT -5
"Happy peanuts soar Over chocolate covered mountaintops And waterfalls of caramelllllllll Prancing nuget in the middle Sings a song of satisfaction To the worrrrrld" I really hate that comercial. You're super. Just wanted to let you know that.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Nov 11, 2007 1:30:24 GMT -5
I also hate ads that start with a women saying: "As a Mother......." What so you have kids so whatever you say goes. "As a Mother I think we should round up puppys and throw them off a bridge." In fact I hate any ad that implies people that are not married and have 2 or more children are losers and missing out. Missing out on what? Not sleeping in on weekends, early nights, not listening to the music you like, watching god awful kids movies, Tantrums in supermarkets. I'm missing out on that. QFT x1000 I mean, they're basically saying: "Because my husband's dick works, I know more than you." No you don't, lady. Now STFU and go change some diapers.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Nov 11, 2007 1:35:23 GMT -5
I don't like the current Twix ads. It used to be that a person in the ad would shove a Twix bar in their mouth as to give them some time to come up with an excuse for an awkward situation. The commercials have evolved however. Now a person in the ad will whip out a Twix bar and time will magically freeze while the person eats the bar thus allowing them to come up with an excuse for the awkward situation. It was fine the original way. No need to ad in physics defying time freezing.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Nov 11, 2007 1:35:24 GMT -5
Title says it all. Personally, one that's been getting on my nerves lately is one for Xbox 360, with a horrible Kidz Bop-esque version of Nothin' But a Good Time by Poison. I could not love that ad more
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 11, 2007 7:55:26 GMT -5
"Happy peanuts soar Over chocolate covered mountaintops And waterfalls of caramelllllllll Prancing nuget in the meadow Sings a song of satisfaction To the worrrrrld" I really hate that comercial. Oh come on, how can you hate the phrase "Prancing nuget in the meadow?" Title says it all. Personally, one that's been getting on my nerves lately is one for Xbox 360, with a horrible Kidz Bop-esque version of Nothin' But a Good Time by Poison. I could not love that ad more It entertains me also... in a spiteful way. "Hey, check out the music we chose for this commercial. Take that, Halo fanboys!"
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