rra
King Koopa
Posts: 10,145
|
Post by rra on Nov 26, 2007 16:29:06 GMT -5
Oh, the Salkinds. The Hunguarian or Bulgarian or whatever Eastern European producing clan they were, they produced alot of cheesy and super-expensive stuff. They produced the first 3 SUPERMAN movies, and here is a script treatment apparently of how they wanted SUPERMAN III originally, and goddamn, its.....well, they had no clue at all about Supes. To quote a friend of mine who read it: "Its like the worst Silver Age Supes comic NEVER penned!" www.supermancinema.co.uk/superman3/general/script/s3_original_idea.pdfCheck out the part where Superman and Supergirl "do it".....except they're cousins, right? EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! |
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 26, 2007 16:45:13 GMT -5
Brainiac turns stones into gold and diamond. An alchemist Brainiac!? What the hell?
|
|
|
|
Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 26, 2007 16:46:41 GMT -5
Brainiac turns stones into gold and diamond. An alchemist Brainiac!? What the hell? He's so smart he discovered the Philosopher's Stone. SOYLENT PHILOSOPHER'S STONE IS PEOPLE!!! |
|
|
|
Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Nov 26, 2007 16:47:23 GMT -5
It needs a giant spider in the third act.
|
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 26, 2007 16:48:15 GMT -5
Holy crap! There's a whole medieval theme to the movie! I mean, alchemy, Brainiac's castle, Brainiac and Superman fighting dressed up as knights!!!! What the hell!?
|
|
AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
Posts: 15,620
|
Post by AriadosMan on Nov 26, 2007 16:48:37 GMT -5
I got a migraine just by reading that. What's worse, it actually spawned TWO crappy movies instead of one (Superman 3 and Supergirl) Since when did the Daily Planet have a Hong Kong office  |
|
|
|
Post by Empress Starscream loves K-9 on Nov 26, 2007 16:50:22 GMT -5
It needs a giant spider in the third act. Also, no suit and no flying. Evening with Kevin Smith FTW! |
|
|
|
Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 26, 2007 16:53:14 GMT -5
What the f***?
I think a little part of me died by reading that treatment.
Brainiac's one goal is to get in Supergirl's skirt. Great way to treat Superman's number 2 enemy.
I'm very thankful that this movie never got made.
|
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 26, 2007 17:04:51 GMT -5
What the smurf? I think a little part of me died by reading that treatment. Brainiac's one goal is to get in Supergirl's skirt. Great way to treat Superman's number 2 enemy. I'm very thankful that this movie never got made. I kind of wish that movie had been made just to see how bad it would have been. |
|
|
|
Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Nov 26, 2007 17:05:47 GMT -5
It needs a giant spider in the third act. Also, no suit and no flying. Evening with Kevin Smith FTW! "Wait, who the f*** is Kal-el?" |
|
|
|
Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 26, 2007 17:06:35 GMT -5
Also, no suit and no flying. Evening with Kevin Smith FTW! "Wait, who the smurf is Kal-el?" You and me get Superman you know why? 'Cause we're from the street. |
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Nov 26, 2007 18:40:39 GMT -5
I'm glad we got the Superman III we have now
I like Superman III
|
|
|
|
Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 26, 2007 19:09:03 GMT -5
I like Superman 3, it's a big guilty pleasure.
Who doesn't love the Clark Kent/Evil Superman fight in the scrapyard? And the moment where Kent wins, stands up and rips open his shirt to reveal the bright red Superman logo is f***ing great.
Oh and any film where Richard Pryor skis off the top of a building wearing a pink tablecloth can never be considered a bad film.
|
|
|
|
Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 26, 2007 19:18:28 GMT -5
I like Superman 3, it's a big guilty pleasure. Who doesn't love the Clark Kent/Evil Superman fight in the scrapyard? And the moment where Kent wins, stands up and rips open his shirt to reveal the bright red Superman logo is f***ing great. Oh and any film where Richard Pryor skis off the top of a building wearing a pink tablecloth can never be considered a bad film. Am I the only one who was scared shitless from the scene where the woman gets turned into a robot? |
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 26, 2007 19:18:35 GMT -5
Wow. That's F'in terrible.
|
|
Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
Posts: 9,470
|
Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 26, 2007 19:47:59 GMT -5
I like Superman 3, it's a big guilty pleasure. Who doesn't love the Clark Kent/Evil Superman fight in the scrapyard? And the moment where Kent wins, stands up and rips open his shirt to reveal the bright red Superman logo is f***ing great. Oh and any film where Richard Pryor skis off the top of a building wearing a pink tablecloth can never be considered a bad film. Am I the only one who was scared crapless from the scene where the woman gets turned into a robot? You are not. For some reason whenever that would come on tv, I had to close my eyes when that scene would come up. And DAMMIT that treatment is bad. It starts off alright with Lois leaving cause she can't take it anymore. Then Lana Lang as a reporter, Brainiac raising unrelated to Supes Supergirl, a love triangle, Mr. Mxyzpltk, time travel. UGH. that was one big nonsensical clusterf***. |
|
AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
Posts: 15,620
|
Post by AriadosMan on Nov 26, 2007 20:53:16 GMT -5
Am I the only one who was scared crapless from the scene where the woman gets turned into a robot? You are not. For some reason whenever that would come on tv, I had to close my eyes when that scene would come up. And DAMMIT that treatment is bad. It starts off alright with Lois leaving cause she can't take it anymore. Then Lana Lang as a reporter, Brainiac raising unrelated to Supes Supergirl, a love triangle, Mr. Mxyzpltk, time travel. UGH. that was one big nonsensical clustersmurf. Like turning Bruce Wayne into a god and making a paradoxical character who shouldn't exist the new Batman? Sorry, couldn't resist  |
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 26, 2007 21:19:37 GMT -5
Am I the only one who was scared crapless from the scene where the woman gets turned into a robot? You are not. For some reason whenever that would come on tv, I had to close my eyes when that scene would come up. And DAMMIT that treatment is bad. It starts off alright with Lois leaving cause she can't take it anymore. Then Lana Lang as a reporter, Brainiac raising unrelated to Supes Supergirl, a love triangle, Mr. Mxyzpltk, time travel. UGH. that was one big nonsensical clustersmurf. WITH INCEST!!!!  |
|
Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
Posts: 9,470
|
Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 26, 2007 21:37:04 GMT -5
You are not. For some reason whenever that would come on tv, I had to close my eyes when that scene would come up. And DAMMIT that treatment is bad. It starts off alright with Lois leaving cause she can't take it anymore. Then Lana Lang as a reporter, Brainiac raising unrelated to Supes Supergirl, a love triangle, Mr. Mxyzpltk, time travel. UGH. that was one big nonsensical clustersmurf. Like turning Bruce Wayne into a god and making a paradoxical character who shouldn't exist the new Batman? Sorry, couldn't resist *gets headache from all this horse hockey* I read somewhere that in one of the new Batman movies, they wanted to make Harley Quinn into the Joker's DAUGHTER instead of his girlfriend. Ugh, vomit. I never understand why writers decide to take an established character and say "guess what, now they don't have THIS relationship to each other, it's like THIS" and thereby pissing off a legion of fans you're trying to get to come to the movie. |
|
|
|
Post by wildojinx on Nov 27, 2007 0:07:45 GMT -5
The Superman III we have is awesome. Yeah, its not as good as 1 and 2, but at least they tried something different instead of giving us luthor AGAIN. Lets just hope we see a superman movie with darkseid soon though.
|
|
