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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 1, 2007 23:57:42 GMT -5
Bob, When it's raining, and you have to deliver mail, do you sing to yourself: Let the rain fall down And wake my dreams Let it wash away My sanity 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder I wanna scream Let the rain fall down I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean That, among other things.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 1, 2007 23:58:44 GMT -5
Which do you like better...
Click Clacks or Bravestarr?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:01:13 GMT -5
Which do you like better... Click Clacks or Bravestarr? Bravestarr was awesome!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 2, 2007 0:01:22 GMT -5
And Bob... Hilary Duff or Ashley Tisdale?
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 2, 2007 0:04:48 GMT -5
Bob, Hillary Duff: Or Duff Beer?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:05:48 GMT -5
And Bob... Hilary Duff or Ashley Tisdale? Hillary Duff. She looks good with dark hair, and as you can tell from the lady in my sig, and others who have previously occupied that coveted spot, I prefer dark haired ladies over blondes.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:06:31 GMT -5
Bob, Hillary Duff: Or Duff Beer? Both
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 2, 2007 0:12:14 GMT -5
Hilary Duff or Vanessa Hudgens
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:14:32 GMT -5
Hilary Duff or Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 2, 2007 0:23:30 GMT -5
Vanessa Hudgens or Anneliese van der Pol
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Post by General Zod on Dec 2, 2007 0:23:59 GMT -5
Mere mortal,
This evening, I participated in an Earth-celebration known as a "Company Christmas Party". After which, I flew to my favorite bar, and upon the doorman questioning my authority - he asked me for this..."identification" you speak of, to which I made him pay with his very life; nobody questions General Zod - I, your ruler, sat down for a nightcap. I do not take orders. I give them.
Two of your Earth-females, knowing that the rightful ruler of Planet Houston was "in the house", took seats next to me in order to gain my favor.
As any good slaves do, they began showing their reverence for me by paying me tribute. I responded in kind, which at the end of the night left me rejecting their advances. My old, whithered, blackened Kryptonian heart only belongs to Ursa. But alas. She is away in a land you call "Ireland", where she is patiently waiting for me to come and rule; by my side, and one day - to give me an heir. I may be a cruel, power hungry megalomaniac, but I'm a faithful power hungry megalomaniac just the same. And I don't blame these young women for chatting me up. I'm dead sexy.
My question - if you dare answer it before paying for you insolence with your very life - is when I pleasure myself this evening, should I think about the two girls who wanted some of the General's Chicken, or should I think about Ursa?
Time is precious. Waste it at your peril.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:27:26 GMT -5
Vanessa Hudgens or Anneliese van der Pol Anneliese van der Pol. I don't know who she is, but that is some fantastic sideboob.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 0:29:21 GMT -5
Mere mortal, This evening, I participated in an Earth-celebration known as a "Company Christmas Party". After which, I flew to my favorite bar, and upon the doorman questioning my authority - he asked me for this..."identification" you speak of, to which I made him pay with his very life; nobody questions General Zod - I, your ruler, sat down for a nightcap. I do not take orders. I give them. Two of your Earth-females, knowing that the rightful ruler of Planet Houston was "in the house", took seats next to me in order to gain my favor. As any good slaves do, they began showing their reverence for me by paying me tribute. I responded in kind, which at the end of the night left me rejecting their advances. My old, whithered, blackened Kryptonian heart only belongs to Ursa. But alas. She is away in a land you call "Ireland", where she is patiently waiting for me to come and rule; by my side, and one day - to give me an heir. I may be a cruel, power hungry megalomaniac, but I'm a faithful power hungry megalomaniac just the same. And I don't blame these young women for chatting me up. I'm dead sexy. My question - if you dare answer it before paying for you insolence with your very life - is when I pleasure myself this evening, should I think about the two girls who wanted some of the General's Chicken, or should I think about Ursa? Time is precious. Waste it at your peril. General, Why not think about the two chicks, and Ursa? And then why not give one of those chicks to Non. the poor guy really seems like he needs a piece.
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Post by Square on Dec 2, 2007 9:53:48 GMT -5
Why arnt you answering my phonecalls? And why havent you spoken to me since I sent you that picture of you made out of my pubic hair?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 12:47:09 GMT -5
Why arnt you answering my phonecalls? And why havent you spoken to me since I sent you that picture of you made out of my pubic hair? Because I've been in therapy ever since then.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Dec 2, 2007 17:12:28 GMT -5
Where's Thread Pirate Roberts?
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Post by Square on Dec 2, 2007 17:15:13 GMT -5
Why arnt you answering my phonecalls? And why havent you spoken to me since I sent you that picture of you made out of my pubic hair? Because I've been in therapy ever since then. I could send you to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE therepy
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 17:21:55 GMT -5
Where's Thread Pirate Roberts? I think he's on a sabbatical of some sort.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 2, 2007 17:22:17 GMT -5
Because I've been in therapy ever since then. I could send you to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE therepy Sorry bro. I'm not into barbarians!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 2, 2007 17:26:32 GMT -5
Which is the best quality, good value, non-alcoholic wine?
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