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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 23, 2007 0:43:45 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sues people for trying to use his name to make money without including him. ... Makes sense to me. Agreed. And why wouldn't you ask Chuck? He has no problem with the facts, why didn't they ask him to do an introduction or something? That and take out the ones he doesn't like (the God and racist ones) and I'm sure he would have been okay with it.
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Post by paulbearer on Dec 23, 2007 0:48:24 GMT -5
Chuck : Penguin , you no good SOB....you were lucky that 2-by-4 Hacksaw arrived , otherwise Penguin....I'd break your back , f**k your a** , make you HUM-BELL !! Oh wait , that's a trademark of Sheiky....watch out Norris or it's gonna be YOU who gets sued *shudders about Norris humbling a poor soul*
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 23, 2007 0:51:08 GMT -5
I have to agree with Good 'Ol Chuck on this one.
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Post by samachine on Dec 23, 2007 1:14:00 GMT -5
The case is just a front, when that kid shows up at the court it will be empty except for Walker Texas Ranger
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 23, 2007 2:48:39 GMT -5
You can't sue for something being criminally unfunny can you?
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Post by royboy8 on Dec 23, 2007 3:19:18 GMT -5
Chuckie (man I hope he doesnt read this site and see that I am calling him Chuckie or he will find my Url and come kill me) is going to win himself a bunch of money.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 23, 2007 3:45:13 GMT -5
The case is just a front, when that kid shows up at the court it will be empty except for Walker Texas Ranger Nah, he's gonna walk in and the only person in there won't be Chuck, it'll be Conan O'Brien, who'll then pull the Walker Lever and THEN Chuck comes in......
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Post by humanoid on Dec 23, 2007 3:56:05 GMT -5
The case is just a front, when that kid shows up at the court it will be empty except for Walker Texas Ranger Nah, he's gonna walk in and the only person in there won't be Chuck, it'll be Conan O'Brien, who'll then pull the Walker Lever and THEN Chuck comes in...... Hey, you know who was in Walker Texas Ranger? Clarence Gilyard.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 23, 2007 3:57:39 GMT -5
Yep.
Hey, I tell you I closed down the store last week and will likely never see him again?
Yep.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 23, 2007 4:00:26 GMT -5
so you didn't give him my number?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 23, 2007 4:05:48 GMT -5
so you didn't give him my number? I gave him your number and address and told him you were the guy who had Top Gun 2: Sundown Showdown cancelled.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 23, 2007 4:16:03 GMT -5
so you didn't give him my number? I gave him your number and address and told him you were the guy who had Top Gun 2: Sundown Showdown cancelled. Well it was a really bad script.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 23, 2007 4:19:21 GMT -5
I gave him your number and address and told him you were the guy who had Top Gun 2: Sundown Showdown cancelled. Well it was a really bad script. Yes, I told him that. In fact, my words, verbatim were "Look, he said it sucks and he doesn't care that you spent the last 20 years writing it, and weren't able to watch your kids grow up because you were so busy with trying to make it the best you could. He said whoever wrote this was a moron of the highest level and that if he ever met that person, he'd punch him in the nose. Twice. He said he's glad it didn't get made and that you didn't finally get a lead role in a multi-million dollar movie."
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Post by humanoid on Dec 23, 2007 4:21:03 GMT -5
Well it was a really bad script. Yes, I told him that. In fact, my words, verbatim were "Look, he said it sucks and he doesn't care that you spent the last 20 years writing it, and weren't able to watch your kids grow up because you were so busy with trying to make it the best you could. He said whoever wrote this was a moron of the highest level and that if he ever met that person, he'd punch him in the nose. Twice. He said he's glad it didn't get made and that you didn't finally get a lead role in a multi-million dollar movie." It would have tanked. It sucked. Clarence should lay off the pipe if he's the one that wrote that crap.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 23, 2007 4:22:01 GMT -5
and I followed all that up with "Oh, and he says you're a drugged-up junkie."
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Post by humanoid on Dec 23, 2007 4:23:50 GMT -5
Tell him I didn't mean it, I was just depressed.... But I"m better now.
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Post by DSR on Dec 23, 2007 23:07:36 GMT -5
I completely side with Chuck on this one...but you know who wouldn't have sued over a book being written about him?
BILL BRASKY!!!
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Post by emoney3265 on Dec 24, 2007 0:48:46 GMT -5
Eh I think he's in the right here. He is fine with the humor of it all (IE: Him in the Mountain Dew commercial) but someone else is making profit off of it. He'd be fine with it if the money went to charity or something I'm willing to bet.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 24, 2007 1:19:30 GMT -5
I completely side with Chuck on this one...but you know who wouldn't have sued over a book being written about him? BILL BRASKY!!! That would be because Bill Brasky wrote the book about himself! He'd try to sue himself, and realize the money was his to begin with! TO BILL BRASKY!
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Post by DSR on Dec 24, 2007 1:25:16 GMT -5
I completely side with Chuck on this one...but you know who wouldn't have sued over a book being written about him? BILL BRASKY!!! That would be because Bill Brasky wrote the book about himself! He'd try to sue himself, and realize the money was his to begin with! TO BILL BRASKY! Bill Brasky once sued the Devil himself. And, of course, by "sued" I mean "raped." TO BILL BRASKY!
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