Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 6:11:28 GMT -5
I was reading the "Heal turns" thread and I was watching all the post and it was all funny and stuff, but honestly, I thought it was stupid and I just got to think to myself "I can't act or be a jerk". I'm too polite and too nice for my own good, usually since thats a bad thing now a days, I just keep my mouth shut and go with it. I don't know why ether, I just don't see the reason to be like everyone else (witch I see everyone just doing the wrong thing all around me) so to sorta rebel against those who rebel, I just do my own thing, unfortunately, to most, doing my own thing is lame now, witch hurts since those are the people listen and pay more attention to as people like me just slowly wander into oblivion. and I know this thread will be hijacked and people will make fun of me, so just go and do it already.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 31, 2007 6:29:55 GMT -5
you sir need the help of scoutmaster lumpus.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 31, 2007 7:10:15 GMT -5
ok, here's what you need to do, just remember the following, you're weak, no one will ever love you, your parents think you're a mistake, they contomplate suicide everytime they see/talk to you, when people look at you it makes them want to vomit...and now that you ignored all of that think about the fact that polite guys never get the girls, girls always prefer the guys that treat them like shit, also it's easy to be a badguy, just find an old person and insult them, find a fat guy and pick on him, go up to a girl with a really good looking boyfriend and tell her that she needs to drop the fat ugly slob and get with a real man...then mention you'll give her 50 bucks for it
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 31, 2007 7:13:52 GMT -5
Good for you, I'm in the same boat myself, it gets easier when you get older and don't hang around anyone
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 7:19:44 GMT -5
Good for you, I'm in the same boat myself, it gets easier when you get older and don't hang around anyone thats the problem now: I only have like 2-3 friends left. Most of the time i'm by myself now. I'm just by myself doing stuff now.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 31, 2007 7:27:36 GMT -5
Good for you, I'm in the same boat myself, it gets easier when you get older and don't hang around anyone thats the problem now: I only have like 2-3 friends left. Most of the time i'm by myself now. I'm just by myself doing stuff now. Did they get married? If not, they will and that is not your fault, but it happens anyway in my experiences
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 7:32:43 GMT -5
Did they get married? If not, they will and that is not your fault, but it happens anyway in my experiences One did, but it's alright, I understand, others live to far now that I can't visit them, and others more just don't talk to me anymore, but I live by the believes of "Treat others like you would yourself" (witch breaks all the things Diamond told me, sorry bro ) and "The lord giveth, the lord taketh" if my friends where taken away, it must be god testing me, if he wants to me to be at the mercy of my drugged up brother, again, he's just seeing how powerful I am.. and from a guy who never goes to church and sometimes breaks some of the rules of the roman catholic church
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 31, 2007 9:51:19 GMT -5
Sir, not everyone in the world was cut out to be a jerk, a heel, a bad guy ...
But if you'd like to take my course, I may be able to guide you. I don't act the jerk right now, as I "supposedly" outgrew it. But the tendencies are still there, and I can teach you how to channel your inner heel ... for a price.
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Post by Bobby Womack on Dec 31, 2007 10:04:49 GMT -5
its easy, all you have to do is insult the home team of every town you go to
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 31, 2007 12:43:29 GMT -5
1. Find a girl 2. Take her out for a nice dinner 3. Refuse to kiss her because you respect her too much to ask for anything but her company that evening 4. Kick her in the vagina
You're welcome.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 15:57:00 GMT -5
Sir, not everyone in the world was cut out to be a jerk, a heel, a bad guy ... But if you'd like to take my course, I may be able to guide you. I don't act the jerk right now, as I "supposedly" outgrew it. But the tendencies are still there, and I can teach you how to channel your inner heel ... for a price. I guess I fall into the earlier category. Mainly because of my morals..and im poor
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 31, 2007 16:31:44 GMT -5
its easy, all you have to do is insult the home team of every town you go to And roll-up people in the street, grabbing their tights or the nearest object for leverage.
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Post by eJm on Dec 31, 2007 16:35:57 GMT -5
I can't do it either.
It's just not in me to do. I can joke about things, but yeah, that's it.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 31, 2007 16:40:58 GMT -5
its easy, all you have to do is insult the home team of every town you go to And roll-up people in the street, grabbing their tights or the nearest object for leverage. Or try changing your theme. Go with something more ominous and sinister-sounding.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 31, 2007 16:46:24 GMT -5
You need to grow out some stubble first, so people know you are about to have a heel turn.
And then you find someones mom... and take them out to a nice seafood dinner.
And then don't call her up the next day.
Oh yeah... you'll be in full blown heel mode by then.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 16:54:42 GMT -5
man, does most things to be a bad guy need me to shell out cash? Take a girl to a date, take someone's mom out to a date, take (blank) out to a date and kick them in the babymaker. Jesus, can I just cut the middleman and just do it to a random chick?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 31, 2007 17:04:09 GMT -5
No, random chicks = no one is paying attention.
You'll be a heel, but the millions... AND MILLIONS of your fans won't see it happen.
To make a full fledge heel turn, you need to have some tension first, and a build up of said tension...
Being a jerk is a way of life, honestly... so are you sure you are ready to transform to the dark side?
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
Posts: 1,872
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 17:24:16 GMT -5
actually, I love my life as it is right now, I don't ask from much in life really, all I need is few friends and a good game on TV and i'm good, what puts me off is that people that act in the jerk-ish way get everything and they discourage people like me...
I dunno, maybe im reading too much into this, am I?
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Dec 31, 2007 17:57:07 GMT -5
I get you dude. I don't ask anything from life (though maybe I should?). Then again I'm only 16, so this could be youngin' stuff.
I couldn't imagine being a prick 4 life though. I'm incredibly hard to anger, and I'm only a jerk when I'm pissed off, so that hardly ever happens.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
Posts: 1,872
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 18:33:52 GMT -5
well, I never payed much attention to it till late last night really. I've sorta sheltered myself from the truth and now im questioning my own mortality at the moment.
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