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Post by balmudo on May 22, 2007 23:55:57 GMT -5
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 2:25:53 GMT -5
I jve numerous moments..i'll just post off the top of my head... One of my first classics was the Smackdown a week before Invasion...Vince is gathering his troops and they are standing side by side with Austin and Angle at the end...well Angle starts tuning the guitar so Austin grabs it from him and as Vince proceeds talkin Austin sticks out his chest and repeats some fo Vince;s words like Vince would say "We'll Pick Them Apart" Austin owuld say "Pick them apart"...then Vince asks if they all have his back or his words...well Vince comes to Undertaker and right as Taker says he's in Austin screams out "I'm In...He's In Count Him in Too" talkin about Angle...anyway to speed the segment up at the end austin gets motivated by Vince and I forget what he says but he slaps Undertaker on the chest and Taker gives him a death stare and says "Do that again and you'll be pullin back a nub" So Austin then as soon as Taker says that Austin slaps Angle. Another one VAustin and Angle were fighting for attention from Vince and this is after they recieve the Cowboy hats from Vince...well someone knocks on the door Angle let's the guy in and then the guy is Linda's attorney and he serves Vince with Divorce papers...then Vince asks Angle why he let him in here....Austin then says "Gimme that hat back"...then Angle says "No way i'm not given my hatback you're an IndianGiver" Austin says "You're a Jackass"...then they say IndianGiver /Jackass back and forth a few times before Vince breaks it up. Then there was this time were Booker T. was suppossed to be in a match with someone and earlier in that RAW episode he ate some of Debra's Cookies...anyway before the match Austin walks up upon a sick Booker T. holding his stomach...so Austin asks Booker what's wrong...Booker says "It's those damn cookies" then Austin says "I tried to grab you and stop you but you snatched one so fast i couldn't stop you....the last time I ate some of Debra's Cookies I was on the Crapper for 2 months" there's more but that's all I have for now LadyThrilla LOL, Austin and Angle did the same thing with "I'm a hero!"/"You're a jackass!" thing on Raw. Then just as they were about to fight they hugged Vince. Another moment was the end of a Raw, Austin got out of his limo with the most psychotic look in his eyes. Vince looked scared to death but Austin just hugged him whilst maintaining the same look lol.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on May 23, 2007 2:55:50 GMT -5
I have one phrase that will put an end to this entire thread:
"Badges?? We don't need no stinking badges!!"
EDIT: Wow, I not only used my 1000th post on an Austin topic, but a topic using a Blazing Saddles quote. Go me.
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Post by -Lithium- on May 23, 2007 3:01:47 GMT -5
Well the problem is, is that he had 2 heel turns in a matter of months. Which kind of ruined the Invasion and ruined wrestling for a lot of people. Yeah thats one thing that would prolly suck even if the Invasion angle was done real good and stuff. In kayfabe, why should Booker ever be a good guy after 01? He tried to kill the WWF. That one thing where Austin was going to the hospital and they was trying to get him in the ambulance and Taker was there was real funny. Austin was talking like he was on something, I mean just the stuff he said and the way he said it. But thats prolly just the way he talked as a bad guy back then after seeing that video of the Alliance suprising him. And yeah 01 was prolly the most entertaining WWF year ever, maybe tied with 2000. LOL @ Austins laugh in that video where the Alliance suprises him...
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 3:07:26 GMT -5
I remember Austin being loaded into that ambulance. It's on Daily Motion somewhere (or it was a few weeks back at least). He had glass in his eyes or something and was yelling "I don't deserve this!!!!" Bwahaha.
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Post by taylorhanson on May 23, 2007 3:18:14 GMT -5
Everything with Austin + Mcmahon was gold. Like them hugging and Austin/Angle playing guitar for him
I also loved his in-ring mannerisms, for example when he would walk around trying to shake hands with others but instead they would beat him down.
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Post by salz4life on May 23, 2007 9:25:18 GMT -5
when they had the whole alliance out and they all started singing in his honor. BTW: THIS WAS THE GREATEST ERA IN WRESTLING HISTORY This was an extra on the 2001 Summerslam DVD. Listening to Stephanie belt out "Wind Beneath My Wings" is excrutiating. Austin was gold in this and was gold throughout his heel run in 2000-2001.
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Post by LadyThrilla on May 23, 2007 19:20:50 GMT -5
Here are some more that popped into my head....
He had Hugh Morrus in the ring and Hugh was grinning and Austin went over to him and said "You are Hugh Morrus...
Had to go do a refresh on my Video on this one but on a RAW leading up to SummerSlam Stone Cold had his arm in a sling and Angle was on a Rampage throughout the Alliance and had just taklen out Raven...anyway Austin walks in to check on Raven when Stasiak walks in...
Stasiak: Mr. Austin...Mr. AustinI seen what just happend...let me take his place
Austin: Stasiak how can you be so selfish?....Look at this man he's in pain...Angle just attacked him and all you can think about is yourself.
Staskiak: What I have in store for Angle I think you'll be impressed...plus I wanna tag with RVD
Austin: It took you 43 takes last week to say somethin nice about Stone Cold Steve Austin...now you say "I wanna tag with RVD I wanna impress you"....can you impress me Stasiak?
Stasiak: Absolutely
Austin: What?
Stasiak: Yes!
Austin: Then go out there and impress me
Then Stasiak found Stacy Keibler and their plan was to have Angle walk through a door and have a bucket of horrid, rancid...stuff fall on him but Debra walks through and the stuff falls on her and she gets soaked in it...then she tries to explain it to Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Stone Cold: What Is That Smell?
Debra: What Do You Think?
Stone Cold: Did Anybody see You?...You Look Ridiculous
Debra: Yeah I Feel Ridiculous...You Bein My Husband Should Take Up For Me
Stone Cold: You Bein My Wife You Should Dress Up A Little Better Than That
Debra: Well You Need To Take Up For Me
Stone Cold: I'M THE WORLD CHAMP!
Debra: Well I'm Debra
Stone Cold: Why Don't You Go Take A Shower
(Debra Screams at a weird pitch)
Srone Cold: Now You're Scarin The Hell Outta Me....Now Shut Up...This is Kurt Angle's Fault
Debra:The Smell UHHHHH!
Stone Cold: I Can't Stand The Way You Smell Either.....If He's Gonna Mess With My Prized Possession and My Wife...I'm Gonna Hurt That SumBitch Where It Hurts The Most
Then there was the time that Debra came in and told Stone Cold that Matt Hardy said he can whip his ass like it was nothing even though Matt never said a thing to Debra then Stone Cold gets in a match with Matt....anyway later in the night or the next week I forget Stone Cold goes up to Debra and says that Lita told him that Debras a Bimbo...A GoldDigger and somethin else....so Debra goes lookin for Lita it was funny.
Funny Stuff
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on May 23, 2007 20:32:32 GMT -5
I thought it was funny when Austin beat down Lita and the fans cheered
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Post by renzino on May 23, 2007 20:57:38 GMT -5
Yes SCSA was very entertaining doing this period. It's a shame the alliance angle ended up sucking and afterwards he became face again. Also this is one of my favorite things about Stone Cold's heel turn youtube.com/watch?v=9fZL7zC18oU
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 23, 2007 21:30:55 GMT -5
My name is Stone cold STEVE AUSTIN. I am a man's man The champion of champions and I DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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Vince: I need the OLD STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!! SCSA shakes his head no and walks towards the entrance way Vince: Come back Austin I need you!!!!!! Give me a stunner DAMMIT!!!!!!! (Austin pauses and walks to the back)
One of my favorites moments was I believe the week before the invasion on SD. SCSA, Vince & debra were sitting down backstage and Vince attempts to sing with austins guitar. SCSA: who tuned this for you Vince: I dont know. (SCSA stands up to tune the guitar) SCSA: your not in my leaue but your alright. Debra what did you think of Vince's singing? (Vince looks at debra) Vince: you gotta admit.....
SCSA then pops the ever loving crap out of Vince with the best guitar shot ever seen. Vince sells it like he's dead.
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Post by kitsunestar on May 23, 2007 21:52:37 GMT -5
I loved Evil Austin's catchphrase... "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I do not deserve this!"
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Post by frickinsweet on May 23, 2007 22:53:17 GMT -5
"You're a wise man, Tiejiri."
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Post by What? on May 24, 2007 2:00:11 GMT -5
My name is Stone cold STEVE AUSTIN. I am a man's man The champion of champions and I DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!! ;D Vince: I need the OLD STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!! SCSA shakes his head no and walks towards the entrance way Vince: Come back Austin I need you!!!!!! Give me a stunner DAMMIT!!!!!!! (Austin pauses and walks to the back) One of my favorites moments was I believe the week before the invasion on SD. SCSA, Vince & debra were sitting down backstage and Vince attempts to sing with austins guitar. SCSA: who tuned this for you Vince: I dont know. (SCSA stands up to tune the guitar) SCSA: your not in my leaue but your alright. Debra what did you think of Vince's singing? (Vince looks at debra) Vince: you gotta admit..... SCSA then pops the ever loving crap out of Vince with the best guitar shot ever seen. Vince sells it like he's dead. All of those are EXCELLENT. They're all on the What? DVD, that DVD is a must buy. Plus the extras which are the 3 stages match with HHH and his BATB 94 bout with Ricky Steamboat.
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Post by Sparvid on May 24, 2007 3:47:21 GMT -5
The Cole beatdown was great, except for the gayest line in history. "C'mere little boy. I want a piece of your ass" Poor Cole. First Austin, then Heidenreich...
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 24, 2007 4:47:50 GMT -5
SCSA's greatest accomplishment (as a legit heel) was his "war" against Bret. That was the first mainstream heel/face to face/heel revearsal. If you seriously understand pro-wrestling this is a "VERY" significant moment; i.e. the entire fued.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 24, 2007 8:07:58 GMT -5
My name is Stone cold STEVE AUSTIN. I am a man's man The champion of champions and I DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!! ;D Vince: I need the OLD STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!! SCSA shakes his head no and walks towards the entrance way Vince: Come back Austin I need you!!!!!! Give me a stunner DAMMIT!!!!!!! (Austin pauses and walks to the back) One of my favorites moments was I believe the week before the invasion on SD. SCSA, Vince & debra were sitting down backstage and Vince attempts to sing with austins guitar. SCSA: who tuned this for you Vince: I dont know. (SCSA stands up to tune the guitar) SCSA: your not in my leaue but your alright. Debra what did you think of Vince's singing? (Vince looks at debra) Vince: you gotta admit..... SCSA then pops the ever loving crap out of Vince with the best guitar shot ever seen. Vince sells it like he's dead. All of those are EXCELLENT. They're all on the What? DVD, that DVD is a must buy. Plus the extras which are the 3 stages match with HHH and his BATB 94 bout with Ricky Steamboat. I know I got it on ebay a few years ago. One of the best parts on the dvd is when they show the after the show is over footage and he messes with the crowd saying If theres one thing I cant stand to everyone who tells them thier occupation. SCSA: Whats your name? Fan: My name's Joe SCSA: What do you do Joe Fan: I'm a college student SCSA: If theres one thing I cant stand it's a smart ass college student He then finds a girl who works at a christian book publishing company Austin goes if theres one thing I cant stand and starts laughing and walks away.
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Post by salTy on May 24, 2007 8:10:16 GMT -5
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Post by What? on May 24, 2007 8:25:23 GMT -5
All of those are EXCELLENT. They're all on the What? DVD, that DVD is a must buy. Plus the extras which are the 3 stages match with HHH and his BATB 94 bout with Ricky Steamboat. I know I got it on ebay a few years ago. One of the best parts on the dvd is when they show the after the show is over footage and he messes with the crowd saying If theres one thing I cant stand to everyone who tells them thier occupation. SCSA: Whats your name? Fan: My name's Joe SCSA: What do you do Joe Fan: I'm a college student SCSA: If theres one thing I cant stand it's a smart ass college student He then finds a girl who works at a christian book publishing company Austin goes if theres one thing I cant stand and starts laughing and walks away. The skit with his brother is the greatest. ;D "I hate carpenters! I think carpenters suck!" "I got a skinny carpenter, a fat welder and I got a bunch of people who don't like Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
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Post by erwxcalibur on May 26, 2007 13:26:26 GMT -5
once i think about it, this whole era could've been a celebration for the mcmahons and the whole wwf faithful
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