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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 12:47:46 GMT -5
Earlier today when I was tryna get to sleep, I had one of those weird half thought/half dream things you get just before you nod off. And what came into my head was a storyline for Smackdown where Lashley finds out T-Long is his Daddy. This is based solely on the fact that they're both bald, black males. How would this storyline play out? I think a sobbing Lashley tryna get Long to admit the truth as Teddy denied everything would make for compelling crap TV.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on May 23, 2007 12:52:20 GMT -5
Be quiet! WWE might hear you.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 23, 2007 12:54:21 GMT -5
i would love vignettes where teddy makes up for not being there as a father by having father-son bonding sessions with lashley. he could take him fishing, then set the undertaker on the carp when they wouldnt bite, and stuff like that.
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Post by Ridley on May 23, 2007 12:55:32 GMT -5
Only if Lashley's mother is Undertaker.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 23, 2007 12:59:06 GMT -5
i would love vignettes where teddy makes up for not being there as a father by having father-son bonding sessions with lashley. he could take him fishing, then set the undertaker on the carp when they wouldnt bite, and stuff like that. T Long: Fish, for not biting, you're going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!!!! *Hits 'Taker's speed dial button* 'Taker: Dammit, Teddy, WHAT?!!!!!! T Long: These fish need to go one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!! 'Taker: Teddy, for the last time, I'm not your personal hitman. And I'm not fighting fish, dammit! T Long: For not making those fish go one on one with the Undertaker, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!! 'Taker: *Sighs in frustration* Fine, I'll be over there in five minutes. |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 23, 2007 13:20:29 GMT -5
i would love vignettes where teddy makes up for not being there as a father by having father-son bonding sessions with lashley. he could take him fishing, then set the undertaker on the carp when they wouldnt bite, and stuff like that. T Long: Fish, for not biting, you're going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!!!! *Hits 'Taker's speed dial button* 'Taker: Dammit, Teddy, WHAT?!!!!!! T Long: These fish need to go one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!! 'Taker: Teddy, for the last time, I'm not your personal hitman. And I'm not fighting fish, dammit! T Long: For not making those fish go one on one with the Undertaker, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!! 'Taker: *Sighs in frustration* Fine, I'll be over there in five minutes. You give me more reasons to adore you every day. That was awesome  |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 23, 2007 13:21:33 GMT -5
T Long: Fish, for not biting, you're going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!!!! *Hits 'Taker's speed dial button* 'Taker: Dammit, Teddy, WHAT?!!!!!! T Long: These fish need to go one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!! 'Taker: Teddy, for the last time, I'm not your personal hitman. And I'm not fighting fish, dammit! T Long: For not making those fish go one on one with the Undertaker, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!! 'Taker: *Sighs in frustration* Fine, I'll be over there in five minutes. You give me more reasons to adore you every day. That was awesome Thanks, I was wondering how it would go over. |
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 13:21:36 GMT -5
The amount of man love on these forums disturbs me.
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Post by Ridley on May 23, 2007 13:51:31 GMT -5
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 13:52:01 GMT -5
The adoration!
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Post by Isaac on May 23, 2007 13:59:18 GMT -5
Man love is the greatest kind of love. And as for the idea..no. But more of a 'I'm too embarassed to watch' deal  |
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Post by infrared on May 23, 2007 17:12:48 GMT -5
I could imagine Teddy Long being my father, it would be weird. Instead of "hello" and "goodbye" he would teach me "holla" and "believe dat" and if i did something bad or stupid, I would be going one one one.... WITH THA UNDATAKAH!!! It would be weird.....
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Post by erwxcalibur on May 23, 2007 17:30:00 GMT -5
This is based solely on the fact that they're both bald, black males.  hey, not really i just wanted an excuse to use that gif. anyway, i think the gimmick would be good and could be used as a believeable way to make bobby lashley a big name. With the GM of the entire smackdown brand as his father, he could get all sorts of breaks and it could explain a lot of things. |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 23, 2007 18:03:28 GMT -5
i would love vignettes where teddy makes up for not being there as a father by having father-son bonding sessions with lashley. he could take him fishing, then set the undertaker on the carp when they wouldnt bite, and stuff like that. T Long: Fish, for not biting, you're going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!!!! *Hits 'Taker's speed dial button* 'Taker: Dammit, Teddy, WHAT?!!!!!! T Long: These fish need to go one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!! 'Taker: Teddy, for the last time, I'm not your personal hitman. And I'm not fighting fish, dammit! T Long: For not making those fish go one on one with the Undertaker, you'll be going one on one with... THE UNDERTAKER, PLAYA!!!!!!! 'Taker: *Sighs in frustration* Fine, I'll be over there in five minutes. That was funny, lol. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 23, 2007 18:06:45 GMT -5
If we could get a Maury appearance and then Teddy dancing when it's revealed that he's not the father, I'd prolly watch.
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Post by DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan on May 23, 2007 18:08:14 GMT -5
Teddy Long: HOLLA HOLLA! Now Edge, MVP, and Mark Henry your constant attacks on my son Bobby L and Batista leave me no choice than for me to bring in Bobby's momma and the man all three of y'all shall face one one on one........DA UNDATAKAH! BELIEVE DAT! HOLLA!
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Post by DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan on May 23, 2007 18:09:23 GMT -5
And think about if 'Taker ever went heel on Bobby Lashley; MOTHER V. SON; HOLLA! (Dang I need to drink a few cold ones to erase what I just wrote)
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Post by popples on May 23, 2007 22:27:08 GMT -5
What if Lashley's mom was Shelton's momma? What if somebody called the Cat's momma and Shelton's momma came out. Oh the drama  |
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Post by LuckyD 8402 on May 23, 2007 22:38:28 GMT -5
You give me more reasons to adore you every day. That was awesome Thanks, I was wondering how it would go over. Haha, I thought it was funny and I'm usually one to get burnt out on jokes pretty fast. |
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Post by Iron Sheik Yerbouti on May 23, 2007 22:40:30 GMT -5
Teddy: Bobby.... I am your father... now Belie' dat, playa!
Lashley: NO!
Teddy: Join with me Bobby, and together we can RULE the Undertaker!
Lashley: You say your name is Teddy Long... and you are my father... Well I say your name is Teddy Long... and you're a bathturd.
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