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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2007 23:44:11 GMT -5
I crotch chop security guards that try to take away my signs.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on May 3, 2007 23:45:30 GMT -5
I told striker it's ok to wrestle with a boner...
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Arote
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by Arote on May 4, 2007 1:46:40 GMT -5
While on PCP, I wrote every promo and interview for the Ultimate Warrior.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 4, 2007 2:35:30 GMT -5
I nailed Katie Vick when she was alive.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 4, 2007 2:45:55 GMT -5
I couldn't smell what The Rock was cooking
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on May 4, 2007 6:00:29 GMT -5
As Hogan's lawyer I negotiated his Creative Control clauses in his contracts.
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Stevie J
Samurai Cop
RING OF HONOR DEE-VEE-DEEZ~!
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Post by Stevie J on May 4, 2007 6:03:06 GMT -5
I convinced Brock Lesnar a career with the Vikings would be more lucrative.
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Post by aguamoose on May 4, 2007 6:26:32 GMT -5
I am a recovering Jerichoholic
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Post by acressl on May 4, 2007 7:16:10 GMT -5
I convinced the E that working out good storylines for Raven was a complete waste of their time. Also, I tutored Taz in the art of commentary. That whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, that's all me.
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Post by hulkblood on May 4, 2007 7:49:59 GMT -5
I set fire to the funeral home which killed the Undertaker and Kanes parents. I ratted out RVD and Sabu to the cops I was responsible for December To Dismember 2006 I was the person who attcked HBK,Orton and Edge last week on Raw and if i hadn't locked myself in the bathroom i would have been the one who was heading to the ring to beat up Cena.
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Post by Jaffa is behind you. on May 4, 2007 8:24:03 GMT -5
i convinced creative that benoit tapping to the stfu was a good idea.
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
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Post by The QC Loser on May 4, 2007 8:26:05 GMT -5
I know how to fall off of a 20 foot ladder.
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rubberchix
Trap-Jaw
I job therefore I sell.
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Post by rubberchix on May 4, 2007 9:56:01 GMT -5
"Randy just one drink..."
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 4, 2007 9:59:39 GMT -5
I told Snitsky to shave his hair and eyebrows off.
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Post by pathogen on May 4, 2007 10:01:10 GMT -5
I just farted.
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rubberchix
Trap-Jaw
I job therefore I sell.
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Post by rubberchix on May 4, 2007 10:02:59 GMT -5
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on May 4, 2007 10:04:09 GMT -5
I told Michael Cole he had a good voice for television, especially wrestling I gave JR his first pack of Skittles I made Dusty's polka dot tights I told Eric Bischoff that Austin can't sell tickets I introduced Hulk Hogan to a tanning bed and Brooke to kareoke night I locked the door on Lex Luger I canceled 5 Questions I told Rocky to go on SNL, and taught him the Sharpshooter for good measure I asked Triple H to say goodbye to his friends before they left for WCW I showed Vince Russo his first pole I suggested to Eric Bischoff that Rey should lose the mask I taught Batista how to cut a promo, and told him that showering in baby oil increases buyrates I accidentally threw a bowling ball at Bobby Lashley, and it landed where the sun don't shine. Needless to say, he hasn't been the same since.
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Post by jfbop37 on May 4, 2007 10:27:20 GMT -5
I told TNA that they should promote movies through the X division.
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sands666
AC Slater
Your fate is in my hands
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Post by sands666 on May 4, 2007 10:29:59 GMT -5
i was may youngs hands true father
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Post by sonofkwang on May 4, 2007 15:34:43 GMT -5
Oh and 16. I came up with "Blood Runs Cold"... Now lets see who remembers that! Is that a Glacier reference by any chance? Yes, sadly it is...Although I'm still not sure what it was supposed to be. I was a smart mark at the time but I wasn't a subscriber to the Observer or anything so I didn't always hear about everything, so many of you may know better than I what on Earth the plan was. Or was the plan really to repackage a jobroni as a Mortal Kombat character? But I just remember that was the first time I really became conscious of what we all know today as Wrestlecrap. I just remember after months of promotion (Gosh, it must have been about 6 months worth!) they didn't debut it on Nitro or Saturday Night but that Sunday afternoon show that nobody ever watched. As I watched them lay that turd with Glacier's debut I couldn't help but laugh. When I went to school the next day a friend of mine who was a total mark said to me, "Did you see the debut of that 'Blood Runs Cold' guy last night? Is this s&%$ for real or is this some kind of f*&%ing joke? After all of those commercials, that's it?" Sadly, no, it wasn't it. Because a little while later we got a few arch-nemeses for Glacier, because he was so over that they had to put a foil in there ...
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