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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 21, 2007 22:01:49 GMT -5
"I haven't seen this many japanese people since benihana"- KOTR 93
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bobolebowski
Don Corleone
The Future....Of....THE WORLD!
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Post by bobolebowski on Jan 21, 2007 22:19:26 GMT -5
i got two
"You know what I say, What the hell, use the bell!"
the other is
Piper helps Flair in the Royal Rumble
Brain: Oh Thank You Roddy!....Its a kilt its not a skirt....its a kilt.
Piper decks Flair
Brain: Why you skirt wearing freak!......Its a skirt!
******
Brain before a cage match.
"Theres too much steel out here.....I could get hurt."
***** (Brain shooting back at Dusty Rhodes on something while Dustys wearing his trademark Red Leather Jacket.)
Heenan: Thats easy for you to say your wearing a recliner.
***** (Heenan on Savage)
"Here comes captain skitzo"
******
Heenan always mis-pronouncing Mikey Whipwrecks name
"Ship-wreck"
"Ship-deck"
"Ship-shape"
***** Heenan on the Bushwhackers
Hey you know what the worst part about having the Bushwhackers over to your house is?
Gorilla: What?
Heenan: When they leave you have to have the whole place fumageted.
*****
Heenan on Hogans music
Heenan: You know Gorilla this is my 2nd favorite theme song in the WWF.
Gorilla: Im almost afraid to ask, whats your first?
Heenan: Everything else is tied.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jan 21, 2007 22:34:08 GMT -5
When Jack Tunney was doing his whole speech before the 1992 Royal Rumble, Heenan fired off this gem.
"He's the best president since Noriega"
It may not be Heenan's best line, but that's the one that makes me laugh the most.
Oh and "It's Not Fair, to Flair."
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NIXON
Unicron
Hail to the Chief Bootknocker
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Post by NIXON on Jan 21, 2007 22:37:40 GMT -5
"I smell salsa" after Juvi got speared by Goldberg
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 21, 2007 22:38:46 GMT -5
'The Flying Burrito!'
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Chad1m
Don Corleone
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Post by Chad1m on Jan 21, 2007 22:40:23 GMT -5
I've got a bunch. I'll keep adding them as I go along.
Tony Schiavone: "Don't try this in your backyard." Bobby: "Do it in your living room, it's much more fun. Or maybe in Tony's living room, he'll never know!"
"Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again."
Gorilla: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling [the WWF 1-900 number]." Bobby: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!"
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 21, 2007 23:05:48 GMT -5
The entire 1992 Royal Rumble and the entire Flair/Savage match at WM8
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Post by DSR on Jan 21, 2007 23:50:37 GMT -5
Heenan: <pointing off-camera> "Hey, that woman's not wearing a shirt!"
Colt Cabana: "Are those real?"
Heenan: "One of them is."
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Jan 21, 2007 23:59:58 GMT -5
BH: Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts? GM: I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it? (Heenan does. Skinner kicks a jobber in the stomach.) BH: There's a kick to the uterus.
4 words. Greco. Roman. Hair. Pull.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jan 22, 2007 0:01:53 GMT -5
Calling a Santana/Martel match:
Heenan: "Do you know what 'Ariba' means?" Gorilla: *sighs* "No." Heenan: "It means: 'swim faster, the border guards are behind us!'" Gorilla: "Will you stop..."
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Post by frickinsweet on Jan 22, 2007 0:46:11 GMT -5
"MARTY JANNETTY JUST TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE BARBER SHOP WINDOW!"
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Post by Hack Blowfist on Jan 22, 2007 1:46:51 GMT -5
Oh boy there's so many.
(Gorilla is talking about the last match, and Bobby is on the banana phone with someone, trying to get advance tickets to Wrestlemania VII.) BH "That's right, tickets are going on sale... " "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth... " "Do you want me to knock ya down?" (they pan to an ad) BH "I'll talk to you later mom."
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 22, 2007 15:57:35 GMT -5
Anything that made Gorilla say "Will you stop..."
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Jan 22, 2007 16:09:42 GMT -5
this was my first thread i posted in when i joined here. "If at first you don't succed, sky divings not for you" "A friend in need, is a pest" "I know all about cheating, i've had six successful marriages" Monsoon: C'mon ref, that an illegal move Heenan: Illegal, thats a sick bird monsoon Gorilla : (Referring to Koko B. Ware's bird, Frankie) "Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old" Brain : "Not in my house" and of course
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Post by mohamo on Jan 22, 2007 16:10:29 GMT -5
The Tatanka "greeting":
Heenan: "Did you ever say hello to Tatanka?" Monsoon: "Yes." Heenan: "Did you do it properly?" Monsoon: "Yes." Heenan: "You said, "Hey-how-are-ya, hey-how-are-ya"?" Monsoon: "He does NOT do that!"
I wish I could find a sound clip of that, and I almost bust my gut when RD did it on the In Your Head show he was on.
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 22, 2007 17:58:12 GMT -5
"MARTY JANNETTY JUST TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE BARBER SHOP WINDOW!" Got to side with you but wasn't it.. "Janetty that coward! He just jumped out the window to get away from Micheals!" Speaking of which does anyone have this clip? I want to show it to my little brother soooo bad. 1,000 post!!!! Whooo
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2007 18:28:47 GMT -5
"MARTY JANNETTY JUST TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE BARBER SHOP WINDOW!" Got to side with you but wasn't it.. "Janetty that coward! He just jumped out the window to get away from Micheals!" Speaking of which does anyone have this clip? I want to show it to my little brother soooo bad. 1,000 post!!!! Whooo Best I can do www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_gjrL5SV_wDon't see we're never nice
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
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Post by The QC Loser on Jan 22, 2007 19:57:24 GMT -5
I always loved how the whole time Shawn and Marty are hugging Bobby is saying how he told monsoon that they were going to make up and stay together. Then second Shawn super kicks Marty Heenan yells ooo i knew he was going to do that.
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TOTB - Think Outside The Box
Samurai Cop
Never asked for a personal title
Never be afraid to step outside to box to continue your goal.
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Post by TOTB - Think Outside The Box on Jan 24, 2007 11:00:55 GMT -5
Tony Schiavone: [Barbarian just kicked his opponent] Mafia kick to the head. Bobby Heenan: A what? Dusty Rhodes: What the hell is a mafia kick? Tony Schiavone: That's what he calls it. Bobby Heenan: Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head? Dusty Rhodes: He's Samoan, from the Polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick!! Tony Schiavone: Well I was just calling it by it's name. Bobby Heenan: HE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD TONY!!
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 24, 2007 13:00:24 GMT -5
Gorilla: How do you sleep at night?!
Heenan: On my side, mostly.
And I loved the line about the Warrior he said during the interview with RD.
Heenan: What did I think of him? Here, listen closely, </flushes toilet>
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