Do you think Khali goes grocery shopping?

[valiens]

This is making me sad for him. I wonder if he's lonely. I wonder if he's trying to figure out the internet but his giant clumsy hands just cover the keyboard so he can't even see the letters and numbers. I wonder how many seats he takes on a plane or if they store him in cargo. Poor Khali. I'll bet no one talks to him backstage except Michaels who's just trying to convert him.

Still, I can't wait for him to take on the Russian martial arts champ just to hear the back-and-forth mic work. That's going to be quality television.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I wish Khali would brain chop the makers of Roman Meal bread.

It went from 2.89 to 3.15 in a week.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

heffer111 said:

It really is hard to imagine him doing anything but BRAIN CHOP, or lifting up his arms and screaming. Mailing stuff, going swimming, shopping, going to the doctor, sitting online on AIM, going to a movie theatre. It's just hard to imagine.

Two words for ya:

ZONE CHEFS

Gets all of his food delivered to him and if they're late, he chokeslams them out of his fourth floor apartment window.
Don't be late.

[Slapnutz McGee]

I hear he's a sex therapist and a masseuse during his spare time. Specializes in romantic dialogue and head and neck pain.

[kickassforumguyme]

I wish Khali was in TNA, just so he can participate in the PCS challenge ;D

[oltrelamorte]

I'm sure he does go grocery shopping. He jumps in his car that looks like a giant hand in brain chop mode & goes on his merry way to Kroger to see if they have a sale on Fruity Pebbles & Dannon Yogurt.

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

I need to see a vignette with Khali taking driving lessons, and then BRAIN CHOPPING the instructor when he criticizes him too much.

Instructor: "You didn't use your turn signal back there"
Khali: (rolls eyes)
Instructor: "Keep it under 55!"
Khali: (grinds teeth)
Instructor: "Stop riding the brake!"
Khali: "EREWFQHRTGJNRTGFG! KHALI!"
Instructor: "You just missed the turn! Can't you do anythi-

*BRAIN CHOP!*

(Khali stuffs instructor's body in the back seat, clicks on radio, starts singing along to Madonna's "Like a Prayer".)

[MCCW > IWC*]

I'd like to take Khali to a fast food drive through with me and let him do the ordering. See how those people like it when their mumbling BS is turned around on them.

[-Lithium-]

admiralcrunchy said:

ravenm said:

Meh its funnier just picturing him sitting there quietly. Looking at the nutrition facts of one, the looking at the other, then looking back, nodding his head and putting one of them back...

Exactly, the savage character he comes off as on TV I don't find that funny, neither the brain chops. However just picturing him trying to "adapt" and act like a normal person brings a smile to my face.

lmao, him at the check out...

"Hold on...I have a coupon..."

[heffer111]

hahahaha him ordering fast food is definitely a sight to see

[oltrelamorte]

Members of WWE creative are watching this thread.

[Legion]

Khali - "GRUSHABMANDHENHSFGIFHHHH DHSBDGFRRRJ JGYFHHUPIDBDH GRAPSHE"

Shop assistant - "So your not wanting cash back then?"

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

I'd die laughing if Khali went to the DMV.

"Sir, you filled this form out incorrectly. I'm going to have to ask you to go to the end of the line"
"WREFFHYJTERTEQRGSAFWESFV!!! KHALI!!!"
"Screaming at me won't make the line move quicker, sir."


BRAIN CHOP!

Khali steps over the attendant, and heads over to have his picture taken

[royboy8]

Awesome Thread haha...I honestly can't imagine Khali at the Grocery store

[01 Mark!]

valiens said:

I wonder if he's trying to figure out the internet but his giant clumsy hands just cover the keyboard so he can't even see the letters and numbers.

If thats the case he probably talks like he types

[sandimashigh]

I definitely can't see Khali being a telemarketer:

Khali: GARGGSGSGDFDEEFDREFMSGCVCETGTWER!!!!

Person on the Other Line: Why, yes, I would love a 3-year subscription to Vibe and Cat Fancy. Thank you