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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 30, 2007 12:23:09 GMT -5
Also, expect an appearance by...GOLDBERG!! That's right, one of Vince's accountants, Chris Goldberg, will be on hand to figure the fast track of ECW merchandice tonight. Also, there's gonna be an exclusive appearance by HART! That's right, Mary Hart will be on the scene, covering it all for Entertainment Tonight.(Alright, so that one was lame, you do better) Also an amazingly rare apperence by the one, the only: LESNAR; Anthony Lesnar from Forrest Lake Minnesota!
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jan 30, 2007 12:24:34 GMT -5
Here's the exact reason...
Vince wants to appear to boost ratings.
Well, that's not gonna happen.. so he'll bring Heyman on and then blame Heyman for the poor ratings because no one has any sort of connection or love for Paul Heyman, the man who made ECW or the character on TV. None at all. They just wanted to see Vince by himself.
God... why couldn't Vince have come on during the Hammerstein show?!? Vince.. in a crowd of smarks... a dream come true.
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Post by hollywood on Jan 30, 2007 12:28:06 GMT -5
God... why couldn't Vince have come on during the Hammerstein show?!? Vince.. in a crowd of smarks... a dream come true.
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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Jan 30, 2007 12:28:31 GMT -5
oh...I thought this was gonna be about the zombie...
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 30, 2007 12:30:41 GMT -5
oh...I thought this was gonna be about the zombie... If they brought back The Zombie I would have marked out!
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Post by hollywood on Jan 30, 2007 12:31:14 GMT -5
oh...I thought this was gonna be about the zombie... The Zombie will attack Vince and devour his brains!!! Then next week he will die of starvation. I know, too easy.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 30, 2007 12:40:02 GMT -5
I'd rather see Macho Libre before Zombie.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 30, 2007 12:40:55 GMT -5
oh...I thought this was gonna be about the zombie... The Zombie will attack Vince and devour his brains!!! Then next week he will die of starvation. I know, too easy. He'll starve because Khali has CHOPPED everyone's BRAINS already.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 30, 2007 12:43:50 GMT -5
I'd rather see Macho Libre before Zombie. SAY EVERYTHING TWICE!!!!! SAY EVERYTHING TWICE!!!!!!!!
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Post by hollywood on Jan 30, 2007 12:44:08 GMT -5
The Zombie will attack Vince and devour his brains!!! Then next week he will die of starvation. I know, too easy. He'll starve because Khali has CHOPPED everyone's BRAINS already. And since the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, Khali is the only wrestler that could battle a faction of Zombies and stand a chance!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 30, 2007 12:44:22 GMT -5
I'm not getting my hopes up even if Heyman does show up, I've been let down by too many awesome worked/shoot promos
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Post by Brother Photino on Jan 30, 2007 12:46:08 GMT -5
Also an amazingly rare apperence by the legend, the Icon, HOGAN;
That's right, Robert E. Hogan makes his return to TV tonight!!!
*marks out*
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 30, 2007 12:48:19 GMT -5
God... why couldn't Vince have come on during the Hammerstein show?!? Vince.. in a crowd of smarks... a dream come true. Because then the VKMcMahon Grapefruitesticles Theorum of 2000 would've been proven invalid...
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Jan 30, 2007 13:05:04 GMT -5
Paul Heyman vs Rosie tonight on ECW!
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Post by American Nightmare on Jan 30, 2007 13:09:03 GMT -5
as awesome of an idea as the Originals vs New Breed would be, it could never play out for a few reasons:
1) Vince would never let HIS wrestlers (New Breed) get beat by the Originals. 2) There would be no strong heels for the angle to work. THe originals are the fan favorites, but Vince wouldnt turn Lashley or Punk heel. Therefore, The New Breed would be faces, and get booed. 3) The announcers. Would Joey or Tazz diss one group, whichever it is, they have been hyping them like hell. If they stay neutral, they arent even aknowledging the war.
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Post by The G.O.A.T. on Jan 30, 2007 13:09:15 GMT -5
I mean look at what Vinnie Mac did to Heyman's vision. Took a bunch of useless WWE guys and tossed them into an ECW ring. yea but thats all Paul had to work with the 1st time and it worked. The lack ot total control 4 Heyman killed the brand
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 30, 2007 13:09:44 GMT -5
Heyman joins the Kiss My Ass club tonight.
Just you wait and see.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 30, 2007 13:31:28 GMT -5
Also an amazingly rare apperence by the legend, the Icon, HOGAN; That's right, Robert E. Hogan makes his return to TV tonight!!! *marks out* My sources from WO tell me that you can expect a special appearance from MUTOH!!! That's right, Sarai Mutoh, Vince's personal sushi chef, is tapped to appear on camera, bringing Vince more spring rolls.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 30, 2007 13:32:25 GMT -5
He'll starve because Khali has CHOPPED everyone's BRAINS already. And since the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, Khali is the only wrestler that could battle a faction of Zombies and stand a chance! I get the feeling that's how the DAY OF THE DEAD remake is going to end.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 30, 2007 13:47:27 GMT -5
The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reports that Paul Heyman is going to be brought back for tonights taping of ECW. The plan as of now is for him to come out and confront Vince McMahon when he bashes the ECW crowd and brand. This is thought as of now to be a one-time stint. Look at all of these rumors Surrounin' me every day That's why on Thursdays I'm watching TNA (Timex Social Club) (I doubt Heyman'll return...but if he does, then that means he was never fired... )
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