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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 23, 2007 5:31:51 GMT -5
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Apparently, See Erm has angered Sergeant Slaw-tour by being "a maggot", and "a puke". Unnamed and nonexistent sources claim that "gorsh... Sarge's big chin took off and flew widdershins around the room five times in rage at See Erm's maggoty-pukerness".
Slaw-tour is now lobbying for Pernk to be re-packaged as Major Heat, a Latvian Army deserter who will wrestle only in a locked room... all his matches are to be shown on Heat, and you get free money for not watching them.
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Post by Stotty on Jan 23, 2007 5:34:15 GMT -5
thankyou golden spike, for the highlight of my day. possibly, the highlight of my life.
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Post by viscera on Jan 23, 2007 5:34:26 GMT -5
Damn Latvian Army Deserters... it's your fault we haven't conquered this miserable planet yet!
Though I do like the sound of free money.
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Post by Scarlet Moon on Jan 23, 2007 5:38:53 GMT -5
See Erm Pernk.
Pernk Erm Pernk.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 23, 2007 5:41:44 GMT -5
err derrpp de derppp errr see erm pern is a CARROT!!
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Post by skiller on Jan 23, 2007 5:56:48 GMT -5
I never liked that See Erm Pernk! I hear he holds back Treepel Aich.
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Post by mo on Jan 23, 2007 9:08:43 GMT -5
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 23, 2007 9:41:27 GMT -5
- credit durbyadurbyaeee.corm Slaw-tour is now lobbying for Pernk to be re-packaged as Major Heat, a Latvian Army deserter who will wrestle only in a locked room... all his matches are to be shown on Heat, and you get free money for not watching them. What does Jardu Cenesh think of them using glorious Latvia as a gimmick? Sometimes I wish Bork Laser would come back And I really would like to see BERT Hart make a return appearance. Or Bret Clark. One of those guys at least, cause both are awesomez!!!11!! |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 23, 2007 9:42:54 GMT -5
I never liked that See Erm Pernk! I hear he holds back Treepel Aich. and Chaun Mykals, who is also pissed that he was being held back by Hoke Hogen in 2005. |
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Post by marvelocity on Jan 23, 2007 9:57:22 GMT -5
I never liked that See Erm Pernk! I hear he holds back Treepel Aich. and Chaun Mykals, who is also pissed that he was being held back by Hoke Hogen in 2005. Don't forget about Crispen Wah  |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 23, 2007 10:36:42 GMT -5
and Chaun Mykals, who is also pissed that he was being held back by Hoke Hogen in 2005. Don't forget about Crispen Wah and what about Krysten? He's now over in Totel Nawnstahp Axshun. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 23, 2007 10:38:29 GMT -5
Don't forget about Crispen Wah and what about Krysten? Mistuh Maloney, you ask excellent, excellent question. |
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Post by Doomrider on Jan 23, 2007 11:13:12 GMT -5
DEY GUN' TERK ER JERRRRRRB!
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 23, 2007 11:16:01 GMT -5
If dat der Pernk dudrn tern dis round, they'll terk his jerb.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 11:18:13 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish Bork Laser would come back Here he is.  |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 23, 2007 12:23:02 GMT -5
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Backstage sources that we made up tell us that See Erm Pernk will be forced to job on a minute-by-minute basis to Scorty Ter Horty, Fernarki, Varl Vernus and Stervie Rercherds until he agrees to chugalug 15 beers with Ern Erndersern and Dersty Rerdes...
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 23, 2007 12:24:25 GMT -5
- credit durbyadurbyaeee.corm Apparently, See Erm has angered Sergeant Slaw-tour by being "a maggot", and "a puke". Unnamed and nonexistent sources claim that "gorsh... Sarge's big chin took off and flew widdershins around the room five times in rage at See Erm's maggoty-pukerness". Slaw-tour is now lobbying for Pernk to be re-packaged as Major Heat, a Latvian Army deserter who will wrestle only in a locked room... all his matches are to be shown on Heat, and you get free money for not watching them. Are they bringing Kurgan back? |
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Post by DukeDavis on Jan 23, 2007 12:25:08 GMT -5
WHAT AHPUNED TO KORT UNGLE?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 12:28:18 GMT -5
Then he'll be squorshed by Versera, the Werld's Lergist Lurv Mershern.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 12:28:47 GMT -5
Is Slaw-Tor a living Masters of the Universe figure?
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