Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2007 11:55:54 GMT -5
In retrospect, with the exception of the XPW sidebar, this went exactly as I expected.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2007 12:28:50 GMT -5
No no no. This was all misquoted. Its not that TNA SHOT a puppy. It's that TNA SHOT ON a puppy. They brought the puppy out to the ring and Kurt Angle cut a promo on it saying that it had a horrible work rate and that it didn't deserve to be in the same ring as him. The puppy responded by at first looking confused and then peeing on Angle's wrestling boots. Reports say officials needed to separate the two, and a dog collar match has been signed for their next pay-per-view. Inside sources claim that the puppy will be built up as a contender to Angle in the weeks before the PPV by going over Sonjay, Shark Boy, and Jay Lethal.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 20, 2007 12:30:50 GMT -5
LOL @ whoever made this up. Thats XPW style not TNA. TNA would put peanut butter in the puppy's mouth to make it look like its talking, while Billy Gunn gives it a voice over talking about how much it hates Michael Hickenbottom and Vince McMahon no XPW style is planning on feeding a puppy to a python live on a webcam, getting stopped by every animal rights group known to man and LAPD, and then trying to sue LAPD by paying dudes dressed as cops legitmately beat the crap out of you with nightsticks and get it all caught on webcam. And yes that really happened, I could probably find an article discussing that. Yeah, thats what I was referencing with my comment. I actually e-mailed a few animal rights groups over that in an attempt to get it stopped, and I don't normally endorse those crazies.
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Feb 20, 2007 12:37:56 GMT -5
I believe it. Just look what they are planning to do next week: That is devastatingly cute...
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2007 12:46:41 GMT -5
I believe it. Just look what they are planning to do next week: That is devastatingly cute... ...and delicious. ...I'll go now. But you all know I'm right.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 20, 2007 12:51:09 GMT -5
This is standard fare in Vietnam. I also understand that Samoa Joe enjoys these along with kittens in a light alfredo sauce.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 20, 2007 12:57:35 GMT -5
What kind of disgusting...desplipli...despicable (sigh) lack of respect does Total Nonstop whatsitsname show killing a puppy on Excess? Import? what is it? I don't even know what it's called! What is it called? IMPACT! Can you afford to have the puppy killed? I don't knoooooooow!!! If that were true, his good friend Sting, would not stand for such an outrage and complain "I thought this show was clean, that's it, I'm jumpshifting to WWE!" The next day, on Monday Night Raw, Luger appears in the audience, just like he did back in WCW in '95, and says something will happen later tonight, then, during an encounter with John Cena and HBK, everything goes dark, and JR screams "The Undertaker! THE DEAD MAN IS HERE! Wait just a damn minute, that's not the Undertaker, that's, oh my, KEENG! THAT'S THE MAN CALLED STING!" And for Wrestlemania: Cena vs HBK vs Sting.
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Feb 20, 2007 12:59:21 GMT -5
This is standard fare in Vietnam. I also understand that Samoa Joe enjoys these along with kittens in a light alfredo sauce. He actually prefers a Port Wine & Garlic reduction with a couple sprigs of Basil, but I won't hold that against you or anything.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2007 12:59:43 GMT -5
What kind of disgusting...desplipli...despicable (sigh) lack of respect does Total Nonstop whatsitsname show killing a puppy on Excess? Import? what is it? I don't even know what it's called! What is it called? IMPACT! Can you afford to have the puppy killed? I don't knoooooooow!!! If that were true, his good friend Sting, would not stand for such an outrage and complain "I thought this show was clean, that's it, I'm jumpshifting to WWE!" The next day, on Monday Night Raw, Luger appears in the audience, just like he did back in WCW in '95, and says something will happen later tonight, then, during an encounter with John Cena and HBK, everything goes dark, and JR screams "The Undertaker! THE DEAD MAN IS HERE! Wait just a damn minute, that's not the Undertaker, that's, oh my, KEENG! THAT'S THE MAN CALLED STING!" And for Wrestlemania: Cena vs HBK vs Sting. An exciting few weeks. In Kent Jones' head.
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Feb 20, 2007 13:05:09 GMT -5
SPEAKING OF Kent Jones... I always thought it'd be funny if we invited him here, gave him his own part of the forum, and just had him interact with the people here... Then I realize that he would be here longer than an hour (the absolute longest I can take his "TNA IS WRESTLING! WWE IS CRAP! TNAWRESTLING.COM, GO THERE, IT'S ALL WRESTLING, THERE'S NO UMAGHA~!" shtick...
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 20, 2007 13:16:24 GMT -5
WSX has some XPW guys in it. Mdogg20, New Jack, Vic Grimes and probably some people I can't remember. But I do remember reading this about the puppy killing article: Wait, wait, wait ... The puppy is yesterday's news. WHAT ABOUT SHARK BOY AND DIXIE CARTER?!? I NEED A LINK!!! THAT'S BIG NEWS!!! Jed Shaffer ~Going to Rajah's for wrestling news is like ordering the Wendy's triple cheeseburger with a side salad and a Diet Coke .
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 20, 2007 13:19:08 GMT -5
Jed Shaffer ~Go to Rajah's for wrestling news is like ordering the Wendy's triple cheeseburger with a side salad and a Diet Coke . Truer words have never been spoken.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Feb 20, 2007 13:41:52 GMT -5
I understand that this fake, but as a dog lover, I do not find this funny at all.
Sorry.
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Post by Person With A Hat on Feb 20, 2007 13:51:36 GMT -5
I'm not seeing the point of the joke.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 20, 2007 14:03:19 GMT -5
I know this story is fake, but goddamn it's funny as hell.
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Post by royboy8 on Feb 20, 2007 14:52:07 GMT -5
haha my eyes were huge and I was getting soooooo mad, then I saw the Westminster thing and knew it was a joke. Is it bad thou that I actually wouldnt put it past Tna to do something like that to get attention?
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Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
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Post by Shake A Leg on Feb 20, 2007 15:09:00 GMT -5
goddamn this funny as hell!
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Feb 21, 2007 1:52:43 GMT -5
This is standard fare in Vietnam. I also understand that Samoa Joe enjoys these along with kittens in a light alfredo sauce. He actually prefers a Port Wine & Garlic reduction with a couple sprigs of Basil, but I won't hold that against you or anything. He learned the recipe from TNA's newest celebrity crossover.... Emeril Lagasse! BAM!
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