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Post by Tyfo on Feb 10, 2007 16:26:52 GMT -5
If these guys are signed......
Writer: "Ok, Helms your gonna defend that title tonight"
Helms: "..........defend it? You mean that can happen?"
Writer: "Yes, we have a division now, we hired some more guys"
Helms: "But..Ive got really used to wearing it and carrying it around over this last year"
Writer: "Ok, well maybe you'll have it again later on"
Helms: "But.......I NEED it."
Writer: "Trust me, you'll be ok"
Helms: "NO you dont understand! I havent done anything without this belt for the last 14 months!"
Writer: "Well, your gonna have to learn to be without it. Your dropping it to Mistico tonight"
Helms: "Who?"
Writer: "He's one of the guys we.....*Writer is nailed with a shining wizard*
*Helms runs out of the building clutching his belt*
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 10, 2007 16:28:36 GMT -5
How many stupid marks are gonna write off Mistico as a "Rey Mysterio wannabee" though? Bah! Who cares. Mistico would be an awesome signing for WWE. Plus like people have said Mysterio will not be here forever and having some one like Mistico would do alot for Smackdown. As the report said, Smackdown has a big hispanic viewership so having hispanic wrestlers on the roster will only help bring more viewers. If it dosen't happen oh well, but if it does happen it's huge news and will help WWE alot if they do not misuse their talents. |
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Post by Harmonica on Feb 10, 2007 16:29:41 GMT -5
WWE is never going to push the cruiserweight division. They've signed James Gibson, Juvi, Psycosis, Super Crazy. Kid Kash and nothing ever came of it. Mistico won't be allowed to wrestle how he wants and they'll end up making his finisher the the headlock or something. well Mistico finisher is really an armbar but slighty modified  wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves2/PalancaTornado.wmv |
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Post by The Wrestling Rambler on Feb 10, 2007 16:29:51 GMT -5
Mistico won't be allowed to wrestle how he wants and they'll end up making his finisher the the headlock or something. Thats' exactly it. As good as Mistico is now, Vince would never let him wrestle the way he really can, and would force him to adapt to WWE's Safe-Style. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2007 16:37:11 GMT -5
Dammit not Shocker! He blew in TNA and he'll blow in the WWE
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Post by Harmonica on Feb 10, 2007 16:47:59 GMT -5
Dammit not Shocker! He blew in TNA and he'll blow in the WWE I'm not a big fan of shocker he is okay. but what I want to know is why is Leslie Nielson pregnant. Are they making another Naked Gun |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 10, 2007 17:30:27 GMT -5
I fear an Ultimo Dragon-esque run for Mistico.
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Post by samachine on Feb 10, 2007 17:34:20 GMT -5
How many stupid marks are gonna write off Mistico as a "Rey Mysterio wannabee" though? Valid point, sadly. Even though, at this point, he's probably twice the wrestler Rey is, from a lucha standpoint. Well obviously, Rey's knees have gone to hell. Mistico won't be allowed to wrestle how he wants and they'll end up making his finisher the the headlock or something. Thats' exactly it. As good as Mistico is now, Vince would never let him wrestle the way he really can, and would force him to adapt to WWE's Safe-Style. Luchas not against safe style. It's against 'strong style' and more headdrop moves. Luchas probably one of the most safest wrestling styles in existance. |
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Post by STMP on Feb 10, 2007 17:37:33 GMT -5
Valid point, sadly. Even though, at this point, he's probably twice the wrestler Rey is, from a lucha standpoint. Well obviously, Rey's knees have gone to hell. Thats' exactly it. As good as Mistico is now, Vince would never let him wrestle the way he really can, and would force him to adapt to WWE's Safe-Style. Luchas not against safe style. It's against 'strong style' and more headdrop moves. Luchas probably one of the most safest wrestling styles in existance. Yeah, unfortunately the WWE doesn't get that and only bans the moves that 'look' dangerous. Most injuries happened because of simple botches. The only lucha botch I can think of is a light concussion Chavo had after someone (Kidman or London) did a SSP and accidentaly hit his knee against Chavo's head. |
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Post by samachine on Feb 10, 2007 17:39:43 GMT -5
Well obviously, Rey's knees have gone to hell. Luchas not against safe style. It's against 'strong style' and more headdrop moves. Luchas probably one of the most safest wrestling styles in existance. Yeah, unfortunately the WWE doesn't get that and only bans the moves that 'look' dangerous. Most injuries happened because of simple botches. The only lucha botch I can think of is a light concussion Chavo had after someone (Kidman or London) did a SSP and accidentaly hit his knee against Chavo's head. But see the SSP isn't lucha either. It's puroresu, lucha is more armdrags, dropkicks, springobard things. If they let Nitro do the stuff he does they should be fine with Mistico doing his stuff, cause they can't do crazy stuff off the turnbuckle, but if youll watch Londrick matches, doing it off the mat is fine, which honestly Mistico rarely goes higher than the second rope. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2007 17:40:54 GMT -5
If these guys are signed...... Writer: "Ok, Helms your gonna defend that title tonight" Helms: "..........defend it? You mean that can happen?" Writer: "Yes, we have a division now, we hired some more guys" Helms: "But..Ive got really used to wearing it and carrying it around over this last year" Writer: "Ok, well maybe you'll have it again later on" Helms: "But.......I NEED it." Writer: "Trust me, you'll be ok" Helms: "NO you dont understand! I havent done anything without this belt for the last 14 months!" Writer: "Well, your gonna have to learn to be without it. Your dropping it to Mistico tonight" Helms: "Who?" Writer: "He's one of the guys we.....*Writer is nailed with a shining wizard* *Helms runs out of the building clutching his belt* I would mark if that happened on tv somehow... |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 10, 2007 17:43:57 GMT -5
Yeah I don't know why people are saying that Mistico wouldn't work in WWE. I mean he already wrestles a much more WWE style than say Ultimo Dragon. He should be successful. At least not many are doing the lame argument that because he wears a mask people will think he's a mysterio rip off. Mysterio and Mistico's styles are so diffrent not even close.
Anyway back to Perro Aguyo Jr? Has anyone seen his matches? Is he good?
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Post by adamclark52 on Feb 10, 2007 17:57:09 GMT -5
Hey, look, over the horizon. Is that a Cruiserweight division? No, it's three ECW jobbers for Lashley to EAT!!!! |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 10, 2007 17:58:12 GMT -5
Hey, look, over the horizon. Is that a Cruiserweight division? No, it's three ECW jobbers for Lashley to EAT!!!! If they ever did that to Mistico I would be so pissed! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2007 17:58:50 GMT -5
Great news for WWE, it's 3 new cruisers they can use to put over the current hoss being pushed.
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Post by royboy8 on Feb 10, 2007 17:59:31 GMT -5
Words can't describe how awesome it would be if these three came in to Smackdown
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Feb 10, 2007 18:04:06 GMT -5
Dammit not Shocker! He blew in TNA and he'll blow in the WWE I'm not a big fan of shocker he is okay. but what I want to know is why is Leslie Nielson pregnant. Are they making another Naked Gun I too would like to know. I thought at first it was a sequel to the critically-acclaimed Junior.  |
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Feb 10, 2007 18:07:59 GMT -5
Damn! I was hoping one fo the three potential hirings to be Colt Cabana. Oh well.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 10, 2007 18:10:14 GMT -5
Damn! I was hoping one fo the three potential hirings to be Colt Cabana. Oh well. Either that or Matt Classic. |
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Post by Christianv2 on Feb 10, 2007 18:21:11 GMT -5
This sounds great. WWE may have just restarted the Cruiserweight Division. We need to start some sort of fund, in which that every time this is said, we have to pay 1 dollar, we would have been able to buy our own CW division by now |
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