Ace Baretta
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Post by Ace Baretta on Mar 28, 2007 14:47:54 GMT -5
So wait....is the boogar sugar what did Matthews in?
Columbian Rocket Fuel?
Pixi Stix?
OooEee?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.... cocaine?
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 14:51:20 GMT -5
So wait....is the boogar sugar what did Matthews in? Columbian Rocket Fuel? Pixi Stix? OooEee? It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.... cocaine? It was the Skittles, Ace! GAH, get with the program! They were so FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY DELICIOUS BAH GAWD THEYRE FRUITY AND SO DAMN DELICIOUS FRUITY SKITTLES!!!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 28, 2007 14:52:54 GMT -5
So wait....is the boogar sugar what did Matthews in? Columbian Rocket Fuel? Pixi Stix? OooEee? It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.... cocaine? It was the Skittles, Ace! GAH, get with the program! They were so FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY DELICIOUS BAH GAWD THEYRE FRUITY AND SO DAMN DELICIOUS FRUITY SKITTLES!!! He just couldn't kick the Skittles. AND JR IS THE PUSHER!!!!!!!
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 14:57:28 GMT -5
It was the Skittles, Ace! GAH, get with the program! They were so FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY DELICIOUS BAH GAWD THEYRE FRUITY AND SO DAMN DELICIOUS FRUITY SKITTLES!!! He just couldn't kick the Skittles. AND JR IS THE PUSHER!!!!!!! Wow...I wonder if this will get his Hall of Fame induction nullified... Jim Ross: I like shilling Skittles from MY ASS! BOOM BOOM!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 28, 2007 14:57:59 GMT -5
It was the Skittles, Ace! GAH, get with the program! They were so FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY DELICIOUS BAH GAWD THEYRE FRUITY AND SO DAMN DELICIOUS FRUITY SKITTLES!!! He just couldn't kick the Skittles. AND JR IS THE PUSHER!!!!!!! Book this gimmick NOW! (cut scene to the locker room, where JR sneaks in and dopes up HHH's water bottle with Skittles, sneaks out)
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 28, 2007 14:58:29 GMT -5
He just couldn't kick the Skittles. AND JR IS THE PUSHER!!!!!!! Book this gimmick NOW! (cut scene to the locker room, where JR sneaks in and dopes up HHH's water bottle with Skittles, sneaks out) YES!!!!!!!!!
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Post by gabou142 on Mar 28, 2007 14:59:16 GMT -5
come on, somebody must NOSE how to end this thread!! With us talking about WRESTLEMANIA: THE ARCADE GAME? You NOSE that you are right!! Razor was the man in that game, everybody NOSE that!!
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 14:59:34 GMT -5
Book this gimmick NOW! (cut scene to the locker room, where JR sneaks in and dopes up HHH's water bottle with Skittles, sneaks out) YES!!!!!!!!! Randy Orton deflated because JR cut off his supply of Skittles...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 15:02:16 GMT -5
Randy Orton deflated because JR cut off his supply of Skittles... Remember when Masters got skinnier? Jim Ross didn't quite have enough skittles for the whole roster.
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 15:03:56 GMT -5
Randy Orton deflated because JR cut off his supply of Skittles... Remember when Masters got skinnier? Jim Ross didn't quite have enough skittles for the whole roster. Well, he gained those 50 lbs back so JR must have gotten in a new shipment...Had to sneak those past Vince...GOD, it's going to be so much harder now that Skittles Illustrated has started cracking down on them....
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 28, 2007 15:05:26 GMT -5
This is genius. If this catches on, I'll bet Skittles becomes the new synonym for steroids round these parts.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 15:07:17 GMT -5
Remember when Masters got skinnier? Jim Ross didn't quite have enough skittles for the whole roster. Well, he gained those 50 lbs back so JR must have gotten in a new shipment...Had to sneak those past Vince...GOD, it's going to be so much harder now that Skittles Illustrated has started cracking down on them.... You know, rumor has it those boxes of Just For Men have been used as "front boxes" for shipping skittles. Don't be fooled. Skittles aren't just for men; they're an evil to society. Even though they are FRUITY and DELICIOUS.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 28, 2007 15:07:36 GMT -5
This is genius. If this catches on, I'll bet Skittles becomes the new synonym for steroids round these parts. Skittles don't leave track marks, BAH GAWD!!!!
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 15:10:04 GMT -5
Well, he gained those 50 lbs back so JR must have gotten in a new shipment...Had to sneak those past Vince...GOD, it's going to be so much harder now that Skittles Illustrated has started cracking down on them.... You know, rumor has it those boxes of Just For Men have been used as "front boxes" for shipping skittles. Don't be fooled. Skittles aren't just for men; they're an evil to society. Even though they are FRUITY and DELICIOUS. It's because they're FRUITY and DELICIOUS that they ARE a danger to society! They have sex appeal, help people bulk up, and they make you feel great! And they're colorful! What more could someone want?!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 15:10:45 GMT -5
You know, rumor has it those boxes of Just For Men have been used as "front boxes" for shipping skittles. Don't be fooled. Skittles aren't just for men; they're an evil to society. Even though they are FRUITY and DELICIOUS. It's because they're FRUITY and DELICIOUS that they ARE a danger to society! They have sex appeal, help people bulk up, and they make you feel great! And they're colorful! What more could someone want?! But that's the big problem--what are the SIDE EFFECTS of this alleged miracle-pill?
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 15:12:33 GMT -5
It's because they're FRUITY and DELICIOUS that they ARE a danger to society! They have sex appeal, help people bulk up, and they make you feel great! And they're colorful! What more could someone want?! But that's the big problem--what are the SIDE EFFECTS of this alleged miracle-pill? They give you Skittlerage....Anyone who eats them has the tendency to scream at the top of their lungs, like so: BAH GAWD THEY'RE SO DAMN FRUITY AND DELICIOUS!! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT!11 STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD SHE'S JERKIN' EDGE OFF THE LADDER BUY MY DAMN BBQ SAUCE STONE COLD!!!!111
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 15:15:34 GMT -5
But that's the big problem--what are the SIDE EFFECTS of this alleged miracle-pill? They give you Skittlerage....Anyone who eats them has the tendency to scream at the top of their lungs, like so: BAH GAWD THEY'RE SO DAMN FRUITY AND DELICIOUS!! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT!11 STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD SHE'S JERKIN' EDGE OFF THE LADDER BUY MY DAMN BBQ SAUCE STONE COLD!!!!111 Or, in the cases of some people, make them slow. "Well.......Edge, we were partners.........but when this match is said and done.........you're going..................to............wish we.....were.......all partners.....SHUT UP!"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 28, 2007 15:38:11 GMT -5
They give you Skittlerage....Anyone who eats them has the tendency to scream at the top of their lungs, like so: BAH GAWD THEY'RE SO DAMN FRUITY AND DELICIOUS!! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT!11 STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD SHE'S JERKIN' EDGE OFF THE LADDER BUY MY DAMN BBQ SAUCE STONE COLD!!!!111 Or, in the cases of some people, make them slow. "Well.......Edge, we were partners.........but when this match is said and done.........you're going..................to............wish we.....were.......all partners.....SHUT UP!" or in the case of the PUNJABI Fruit variey of Skittles, they'll make you say crazy thing slike "JINASDRESFDERPZSFDAWEAWGH!! KHALI!!"
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Post by catwoman on Mar 28, 2007 15:54:48 GMT -5
Or, in the cases of some people, make them slow. "Well.......Edge, we were partners.........but when this match is said and done.........you're going..................to............wish we.....were.......all partners.....SHUT UP!" or in the case of the PUNJABI Fruit variey of Skittles, they'll make you say crazy thing slike "JINASDRESFDERPZSFDAWEAWGH!! KHALI!!" Whoa, Khali's a Skittlehead too? Damn...never saw that one coming!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 15:55:54 GMT -5
or in the case of the PUNJABI Fruit variey of Skittles, they'll make you say crazy thing slike "JINASDRESFDERPZSFDAWEAWGH!! KHALI!!" Whoa, Khali's a Skittlehead too? Damn...never saw that one coming! I've heard he is. Explains his ability to speak normal English at times.
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