infrared
Don Corleone
Better than your favourite band.
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Post by infrared on Apr 22, 2007 18:39:11 GMT -5
I just don't like how he mindlessly pounds certain soundbites into the ground. Like when Terkay was around and would beat up someone, Cole would call him a "big bully" ad nauseam. I'm sure this term will be used to describe a future heel hoss. And the argument that someone in the back (Vince) is telling him to say things, too true but the way that Cole spins it, he sounds like a moron. Ooh - also "How does something like that feel JBL?" Every Smackdown. Makes me wish JBL would take him in the ring and give him a little taste of the action so he won't have to ask every night. Sorry, I don't like Cole. Remember when JBL told Cole to Shut Up? He speaks for us! Anyway, you know who would do great with JBL? Styles. Or Jim Cornette, I could imagine it... JBL: Welcome to Smackdown, JBL and Jim Cornette here at... Cornette: HEY!!! IT'S JAMES E CORNETTE NITWIT!!! JBL: SHUT UP YOU KENTUCKY FRIED IDIOT!!! Cornette: NO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!! JBL: I'M THE FREAKIN' PLAY BY PLAY GUY I HAVE TO CALL THE ACTION!! Cornette: I'M THE COLOUR COMMENTATOR, I'M SUPPOSED TO GET YOU OVER!!! JBL: I'M ALREADY OVER AS A COMMENTATOR YOU DUMBASS!! Cornette: WELL, I'M OVER AS A MANAGER, INTERVIEWER AND DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY, SO SHUT UP!! JBL: I COULD BUY YOU OUT EASIER THAN MICHAEL COLE AND TEDDY LONG COMBINED AND STILL AFFORD TO GET A GUY TO MOW MY LAWN!!!
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 22, 2007 18:39:43 GMT -5
It always seems to me like Cole doing commentary for four year olds
I was partial to the JR/Heyman combo and probably haven't really liked lawler since he came back, maybe even a bit before. Heyman brought that much needed heelishness to Raw commentary, from what I've seen of him JBL does a good job at it too
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 22, 2007 19:35:14 GMT -5
Cole is really Todd Pettingill-y for me.
He was only good when DX used to give him wedgies and wet willies.
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