Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 1, 2007 10:50:51 GMT -5
So if I come into your store with a bWo or StevieCorp! shirt, can you get me a discount? I could be Vince. I'm always in a suit, I can do the swagger, and I can always drop a "YOU'RE FIIIIIIIRED" if needed. Yeah I'd find a way to get you a discount. Normally I only do that for hot chicks I know. Done and done. EVERYONE TO THE KIDNAP BUS!!!
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Post by thesunbeast on Mar 1, 2007 10:59:53 GMT -5
I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. At my last job, (which I quit, not fired) I had this long standing Austin/Mcmahon rivalry with this a**hole of a boss. He was like the mr mcmahon charactor on tv times 10. He loved to embarass people in front of others and was never happy. Once, he screamed across the entire facility at me " GET YOUR BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANKETY BLANK A** OVER HERE!" I would reply with "WHAT!?" He would say "Don't Be a blankety blank blank, get your m***** F****** a** over here" I'd say "what!?" "You want me to get over there?" "what!?"
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Just Jay
Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Mar 1, 2007 12:25:13 GMT -5
I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. At my last job, (which I quit, not fired) I had this long standing Austin/Mcmahon rivalry with this a**hole of a boss. He was like the mr mcmahon charactor on tv times 10. He loved to embarass people in front of others and was never happy. Once, he screamed across the entire facility at me " GET YOUR BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANKETY BLANK A** OVER HERE!" I would reply with "WHAT!?" He would say "Don't Be a blankety blank blank, get your m***** F****** a** over here" I'd say "what!?" "You want me to get over there?" "what!?" lol, a fantastic example. I'm not sure former WWF wrestlers count, but I consider myself to be the Iron Sheik. Why? Because there's this obnoxious British dude that's hitting on my soon to be woman, and I feel that he is well deserving of a sodomizing Camel Clutch. When I'm not in college, I'm at work. And when I'm at work, I'm often act like Domino, constantly OOOOHHHH ing whenever I make me entrance.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Mar 1, 2007 12:27:04 GMT -5
Apparently I'd be Heidenreich, according to you people due to my regular rugged man-love. But as I know nothing about him and you lot won't tell me, I'll never know why.
In which case I'd be Mick Foley, because in primary school I used to take chokeslams on the concrete playground. I'm now 18, and I have had major back issues for several years; I'm on painkillers all the time. HMMMMM. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Mar 1, 2007 13:08:06 GMT -5
Jimmy Rave. I work hard, but I almost always have a small scowl/smirk on my lips at all times, because I know I'm better than this.
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Post by skskillz on Mar 1, 2007 13:38:41 GMT -5
I'm Randy Savage. People at work pretend I don't exist.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 1, 2007 14:05:48 GMT -5
Test....because I dont have a job and I was on steroids at one point
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Mar 1, 2007 15:01:12 GMT -5
Khali.
Bigger than everyone.
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Post by Brother Photino on Mar 1, 2007 15:10:47 GMT -5
Kenny Dykstra
Because I'm 20 years old
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Post by S-Chrome on Mar 1, 2007 15:13:43 GMT -5
Nathan Jones: I tower over my co-workers, but I don't pose much of a threat.
Eric Bischoff, WWE: I think I call the shots but someone's always above me.
Kevin Nash: Because I'm only good for my height and my humor.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,485
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Post by H-Fist on Mar 1, 2007 15:20:24 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly. I'm bleached blonde, good at what I do, and liked by the boss. I can also come off as an asshole and would be out of place both as a jobber and as a main eventer.
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4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 27,930
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Post by 4real on Mar 1, 2007 15:21:59 GMT -5
Ken Shamrock, cos i constantly think i'm gonna SNAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
And also Vince/Regal/Slaughter 90's heel, cos i constantly have a look of disdain on my face.
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Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
Posts: 966
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Post by Shake A Leg on Mar 1, 2007 15:41:58 GMT -5
I'm kind of a mix between the Undertaker because I'm kinda mysterious and don't do much and Christian Cage because I really like to say sarcastic things.
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
Posts: 1,375
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Post by oltrelamorte on Mar 1, 2007 16:12:07 GMT -5
When I was in school, I was a combination of Mike Enos & Wayne Bloom.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Mar 1, 2007 16:18:06 GMT -5
Does Crow Sting count?
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djcdm
AC Slater
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Post by djcdm on Mar 1, 2007 16:27:28 GMT -5
I am Lashley big strong and making white ppl hate me.
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Mar 1, 2007 17:49:16 GMT -5
Rick Rude
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Post by dirtydickraines on Mar 1, 2007 18:00:07 GMT -5
Joe Bobaganoosh
I do whatever it is I'm suppose to do, and still, nobody knows who I am.
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Mar 1, 2007 18:54:12 GMT -5
I'm also Kenny Dykstra because I'm 20 years old.
In terms of actual work, i'd say i'm Shelton Benjamin. I'm a great worker with the occasional botch, yet i'm always overlooked.
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Post by wrath on Mar 1, 2007 18:56:24 GMT -5
Rico. Where ever I go, rainbows and flowers and joy follow. And spin kicks.
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