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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 3, 2007 17:55:22 GMT -5
 Cena: So wait, you're telling me that it's customary to give the Wrestlemania opponent you defeated a rematch? HBK: Yep, it's been like that for years. Cena: Ohhh. So why didn't Bret get a rematch? IWC: How unprofessional for Cena to shoot on Shawn like that! He doesn't respect the business!  RVD: Dude, why is Robbie wearing Eugene's jacket? Robbie: I'm Robbie! Elijah: And I'm gonna break my neck. Eugene: And I wish I had stayed in college...  No one expected Samoa Joe to debut on the first Raw after Wrestlemania.  Leela: Hey! That guy has a sign dedicated to me Bender: Nah! That says "Raw is Lelo. Bender is Great!"  Jeff: Why are you holding my hand? Matt: Sorry SORRY! With that hair, you looked just like.....her Jeff: Man! What have I told you? You've got to move on Matt: But...she might come back, someday...  Coming this summer to Epcot Center, Captain EMO: in 3D!  Vince: Let's win one for the Mizzer!  Lillian: What's the frequency, Kenneth? Vince: Huh? My name is Vince. Stop hitting me.  Lashley was impressed with Vince's Hardcore Dancing skills.  The New Three Stooges starring Vince McMahon as Curley and a certain Hardy brother as Shemp Hardy.  Vince did this as a warning to show how easily Sabu could be replaced.  Vince: No! GIVE ME MY WATCH BACK!!!!! Bobby: Vince, calm down, it's just a magic trick, it hasn't REALLY disappeared. Vince: I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!!  Chris Hansen was really trying hard to hide from the sexual predators he was trying to catch.  Carlito just realized that he picked up a Drunk Kelly Kelly instead of Torrie.  Grisham: Umm, sir! You've been staring into the camera for 5 minutes now....and why are you rubbing yourself like that?  Melina: JESUS CHRIST! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR RING OFF! NOT COOL!!!! WHY ARE YOU REALLY HITTING ME?  Your Women's Title Match for Wrestlemania 24. Mickie James vs Katie Vick  New to WWE Shopzone, The Great Khali Blowup Doll.  Lita: I LOVE YOU! Edge: I know *seconds later Edge Solo is frozen in carbonite*  Estrada: What is it with joo Southsea Island Boys and Como Se Dice? screwing your girlfriend's to death by accident? I gotta call Vince  Umaga steps in a thorn and begs Lashley to pull it out for him. Sadly it was a Kevin Thorn. *moment of silence*  Why is Armando screaming? Well.....can you see Lashley's head? There's your answer |
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Apr 3, 2007 18:03:12 GMT -5
Vince: What was I thinking pushing you?! DESTRUCITY!!!! Edge: I got to stop hanging with RVD |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 3, 2007 18:03:16 GMT -5
The Rockettes just aren't what they used to be anymore. Matt: Ah can see maw from herr! Jeff: Hey maw! Get off the dang roof! "Hey i just got out of the shower, what did I miss? Huh? Why? But we only were supposed to do ONE battle royal!" Bobby Lashley and Armando Estrada in "Blades of Glory 2" |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 3, 2007 18:17:23 GMT -5
In yooouuur eyes...Now was not the best time for Elijah to practice his cartwheeling routine for the cheerleading championships. Snitsky later sued for gimmick infringement. Mommy told Trevor not to walk in front of the swingset while Jeffy was swinging. Trevor didn't listen. Jeff: YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM! Matt: Yarr, thar be the white whale! Where's me gold doubloon? "Who loves ya baby? You're beautiful." "Vince McMahon, New York Times. How do you feel President Coolidge is doing?" Vince: I accidentally glued myself to...um, myself. "CURSE YOU MAGNETO!" XTreme Peek-A-Boo, this summer on Spike. "Duh, ice cream..." This Raw was so bad, even Khali started yawning. Estrada shows Umaga how to do a proper Jeff Hardy impression.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2007 18:19:31 GMT -5
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 3, 2007 18:29:22 GMT -5
SHAWN: (Whispering) "I tried that herbal mud mask you suggested and it was FABULOUS! (Speaking loudly) I AM NOT happy with the outcome at Wrestlemania!" CENA: (Whispering) "You're welcome, sweetie. (Yelling back) The champ is still here!" BURKE: "Okay, Nick. Don't move. I'm going to springboard off your shoulder. Just stay completely still." EUGENE: "Who took my vodka?!" BURKE: "Eugene! F**k!" Millions of viewers wished they were Jeff Hardy, not having to see the "Trevor Murdoch crotch shot". JEFF: "The Wellness Program rocks! Say no to drugs!" MATT: "So you won't be hanging out with RVD after the show?" JEFF: "....way to ruin the moment, ASS!" MATT: "I'll take a Whopper without the pickles and a large Coke!" JEFF: "Matt...we're not at Burger King yet." MATT: "All right, then I'll take a McDLT with an orange soda!" JEFF: "...come on, Matty. Back to the dressing room." The McMahon Fedora - the stylish hat for men who pray to God it all grows back. LILLIAN: "...all of a sudden, I want to play billiards." MCMAHON: "Stop it!" LILLIAN: "Sorry, Mr. McNob." MCMAHON: "That's better. I...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!" MCMAHON: "It's okay, Lillian. I just wanted to see how it would feel to have my head up someone ELSES ass for awhile, and since you were here...." A new collaberation from Timbaland! Todd Grisham's new album "How Am I Still Employed Here?" Featuring "Ain't No One Can Screw Up A Promo Like I Do" and "I'm Bringing Sucky Back" EDGE: (Coughing) "I....*cough*...*cough*...I'm just a.....*cough*...a little punch...*cough*...punchy from....*cough*...okay, kill the friggin' smoke machine!" The Double Double E's Make A Wish Contribution? Armando Estrada gets to touch Bobby Lashley's junk! Look how happy they've made him! Thank you, Double Double E! |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 3, 2007 18:44:29 GMT -5
Vince: What are you doing with Viscera's underpants? |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Apr 3, 2007 18:47:23 GMT -5
RVD: Holy crap! That dragons got Elijah! Jeff: Did I just travel through time? Matt: You freaking' kids knock that ball into my yard one more time.. "Kick me off the force will ya'!" The legacy of Mr Perfect lives on! Lashley: ..and when I whip the towel off Linda... Vince: OH GOD! PUT IT BACK! Your.. your my best (hic) friend.. I love yooou..."And I came here to hear a "Whooo", because I'm Ricky Bobby" Todd: Alright. Time to leave. I think you've had enough.. Mickie: Damnit! Gwen Stefani does NOT SUCK! Kane's replacement really didn't get over well. Bobby Lashley: Human Roller coaster. |
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Apr 3, 2007 18:52:03 GMT -5
Vince: But if you put on that cape...NO! NOT SUPER-LASHLEY! |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 3, 2007 18:54:02 GMT -5
Did somebody call for the baaaaddest private detective in town? |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 3, 2007 19:01:45 GMT -5
"Anyone else really got the munchies? Just me?"
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Post by doclindgren on Apr 3, 2007 19:07:44 GMT -5
When child birth goes wrong. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 3, 2007 19:09:20 GMT -5
Cena: you know, if we were back stage..... HBK: i told you last night, i dont go in for that sort of thing. WARNING: low flying elijah burke's in this area murdoc: he's mine you two timeing hussy. wwe films present: Attack of the purple haired mannequins, coming to a cinema near you soon..... Matt: finally i got myself a wwe belt, all on my own..... just wait until i get near a computer with net access. matt: i can see the pub from here! jeff: maybe if i sneak away he wont notice i've gone. *Vince thinking* not one person has even noticed my new hat. Lillian: oh no i'm not falling for the "its a microphone really" trick again Vince: damn it. Lashley found it funny that vince forgot someone put glue on his head, again. johnny ace re-hired jeff jarrett....... oh god not again..... vince thinking *if i cant see them, they cant see me..... * Vince re-enacts the bullfight he saw last time the wwe was in spain with the help of lashley, much to the dismay of the crowd. lillian: damn it vince just accept it, i said no.... now give me back my skirt. Carlito: i knew if i did what that fan did before the start of mania's main event i would get on tv. torrie: they just cut to a comerical. carlito: dat.... dat's not cool. Grisham: and here we have proof that if you let vince wipe your memory you can too drool like this, in front of a live televised audiance. Mickie james's hate for ewoks got out of hand when melina forgot that raw only did costume theme matches for halloween mickie: oh come on i really did catch a fish this big..... and its not that damn boring.... here we have khali demonstrating the all new "smell like a wwe star" deoderant, available now from shopzone for $75.95 Edge: ok bonus points for anyone who can tell me where randy orton and r.v.d are right now! Estrada: what do you mean oh my god i killed kenny....... he's back stage i saw him like te...... oh god not again..... VIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEE........... Umaga fell of his new life size bobby lashley surf board seconds after stepping on it. Goro wins......... Fatality........ |
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Post by tequilamokinbrd on Apr 3, 2007 19:29:29 GMT -5
Cena:...and you know what's even better than the spinning? It glows in the dark HBK: No way. Cena: Dude, IN...THE...DARK HBK: Let's get Edge's sex show bed, I wanna hold it under the covers RVD: Really athletic black guys don't just fall out of the sky you know! Robbie(points to burke): Then what's he? RVD: Beautiful big breasted women with dimebags don't just fall out of the sky you know! It's the Blue Collar Tae Kwon Do Tour! Murdoch: Oh know you don't randomly appearing in and falling from the sky Jeff Hardy, RVD told me what happened with Burke a few pictures up. Hardy: Did you just no-sell the 4th wall? Murdoch: There's a lot you don't know about me Jeff Hardy. Jeff: Ok so what belts did we just win? Matt: The Raw Tag Belts Jeff, this is Raw. Are you even paying attention? Jeff: Nope...y'know Jeff Jarrett used to let me smoke weed... Matt: Jeff Jarrett's not here Jeff! Matt: THATS him, that's the guy that slept with my girlfriend Jeff. Jeff: Want for me to end his life via ladder spot? Matt: Yeah...a sick crazy ladder spot. Jeff: THEN can I smoke a little weed with RVD? Matt: No you can NOT smoke a little weed with RVD! While everyone is looking at his hat, no one is thinking about where his hands are...his filthy filthy hands. Lillian: Next Question! Vince: Vince McMahon, Titan Tribune. Care to comment on Bobby Lashley's exposing of your cottage cheese booty cheeks that Tequilamokinbrd would still hit all day and on a Sunday? Lashley: Don't worry, it's just a magic trick Vince, your hair is in my trunks, just reach in and get it, and if it feels more like a tube of skin and muscle, ignore that and keep holding it. "Well maybe if I do that "you can't see me" thing Cena does all around my head...." After standing directly in front of a lisping Cody Rhodes during a promo, Vince needed to dry off. "Ole!" Vince: Is this some kind of a bald head shine brush? Certainly feels good on the skin... Carlito: A drunk Bush daughter? Now THATS cool. Timbaland: Yo man, I thought you were just gonna hype my album, why you gotta have me talkin while I'm all blazed up? I was JUST with Jeff Hardy and RVD. Mickie: Your...theme...music...is...so...obnoxious! Mickie: Is THIS how Orton does it after he's done with you at night? HKSDKSDDJERKDAHHH! OLD SPICE!!! Edge is such a team player, he stood in for the running late Undertaker at dress rehersal. Estrada: Why are joo hitting me? He's the one who came up with the gimmicando, no one force joo to come out here every week and act like an animal! Umaga is gassy, and no one knows that better than Bobby Lashley. Lashley: That's it Estrada, just push the plunger and you're gonna fly. Estrada: Whee! Joo gonna make me fly! |
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Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Apr 3, 2007 21:22:48 GMT -5
Tazz called out for gimmick infrigment with the "towel over head" thing on Vince! Damn vince! OLE TORO! BRIAN, NO! "Yea uh so I wear a size 36 in underwear and uh....Oh Snap! im on TV? Hi mom! Mickie James tried to do a little spin and an Orton pose after beating up a blowup sex doll. Estrada tries to teahc Umaga the Macarena but it seems Umaga was busy doing the Moskau dance instead.... Umaga: MOSKAU! MOSK.....Damn it Lashley, get outta here.... Lashley: ......NOOOOOO........ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 3, 2007 22:26:43 GMT -5
Vince: Ahhh Bobby! Why did you have to snap me on the head with a wet towel? I'm going to have a welt there you idiot. |
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Apr 3, 2007 23:56:29 GMT -5
RVD: Really athletic black guys don't just fall out of the sky you know! Robbie(points to burke): Then what's he? RVD: Beautiful big breasted women with dimebags don't just fall out of the sky you know awesome Dogma reference....... snoogins |
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Apr 4, 2007 1:03:45 GMT -5
Lashley: That's it Estrada, just push the plunger and you're gonna fly. Estrada: Whee! Joo gonna make me fly! You deserve a medal. Someone get him a medal!! |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 4, 2007 1:08:53 GMT -5
Lashley: That's it Estrada, just push the plunger and you're gonna fly. Estrada: Whee! Joo gonna make me fly! I haven't laughed that much in years... |
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Post by tequilamokinbrd on Apr 4, 2007 10:37:49 GMT -5
Thanks for all the love!
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