"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 19, 2007 16:32:37 GMT -5
Because I said so. ;D If that answer isn't good enough, then, um ... he'd outsmart him. Monkeys are at least smart enough to not get turned into glue or jello. Don't get me wrong, a monkey is no dolphin, but they're still smarter than a horse. Horses are dumb. They lack physical power though. As well as lacking those massive jaws and that unending appetite for carrots and apples. Hmm .. perhaps you and I should McMahon/Trump this idea? I'll train the monkey, you train the horse, and let's let them loose!! Oh, wait. They have laws against that kind of thing, don't they? Bah ... nuts to it then. Monkey wins after outside interference from Zebra, who has always been jealous of Horse's one solid color.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2007 16:34:37 GMT -5
I'd be more interested in the Women's title feud if A) Melina wasn't getting the Batista-esque unlimited chances (though i'll admit technically she's earning them) B) Melina could do a proper backbreaker C) ...well there is no C I just have those 2 points and that's it. Welp, let me put it this way: I hair pull backbreaker ain't gonna be the most polished-lookingfinisher in the world. I find it hard enough to do a ura-nage, much less one where the only grip you get is on the hair. However, that questionable finish makes me wonder: why have her win the match before the title match with a non-finisher? I don't often recall a person winning that way before the title match and not winning the belt afterwards.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2007 16:37:31 GMT -5
They lack physical power though. As well as lacking those massive jaws and that unending appetite for carrots and apples. Hmm .. perhaps you and I should McMahon/Trump this idea? I'll train the monkey, you train the horse, and let's let them loose!! Oh, wait. They have laws against that kind of thing, don't they? Bah ... nuts to it then. Monkey wins after outside interference from Zebra, who has always been jealous of Horse's one solid color. SWERVE! The chimpanzee comes out and attacks the monkey after the match, being tired of being called a monkey, when it in fact is an ape. Setup for a hardcore tag match between Monkey/Zebra and Horse/Chimp. BOOK IT, WWE!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 19, 2007 16:38:58 GMT -5
Hmm .. perhaps you and I should McMahon/Trump this idea? I'll train the monkey, you train the horse, and let's let them loose!! Oh, wait. They have laws against that kind of thing, don't they? Bah ... nuts to it then. Monkey wins after outside interference from Zebra, who has always been jealous of Horse's one solid color. SWERVE! The chimpanzee comes out and attacks the monkey after the match, being tired of being called a monkey, when it in fact is an ape. Setup for a hardcore tag match between Monkey/Zebra and Horse/Chimp. BOOK IT, WWE! Nice. I surrender to your superior fantasy-animal-booking prowess. Touche, my good man.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Feb 19, 2007 16:46:44 GMT -5
The monkey. Oh! You were talking about Mickie and Melina? I dunno then. But monkey defeats horse every time. I think it could be either of them, really. They both strike me as pretty tough women, unlike "some" who break their bones doing promos. And how does a monkey beat a horse, my good sir? A monkey could never beat a horse. All the horse has to do is warm up the band and give the monkey a superhoof to the chin. 1....2.....3 and the horse has it's hoof raised in victory.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 19, 2007 16:56:52 GMT -5
This has nothing to do with anything but I saw a hilarious video yesterday of a goat riding on the back of a horse
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Post by balmudo on Feb 19, 2007 17:31:30 GMT -5
Broken down?February 19, 2007One night after No Way Out, wild twists and turns abound on the Road to WrestleMania as Raw returns to Bakersfield, Calif., and its regular Monday night time slot. Cena, HBK’s “Way Out” WinJohn Cena and Shawn Michaels were true to their word at No Way Out—Cena battled alongside HBK as hard as he will against him when they meet at WrestleMania 23, while The Showstopper had the WWE Champ’s back during their unbelievable victory against World Champion Batista and Undertaker Sunday night. So what’s next for the World Tag Team Champions? Will they remain allies going into Bakersfield tonight, or will their mutual respect for one another begin to crumble under the weight of championship gold? “Bank” qualifiers applyWith WrestleMania 23 looming, it’s time to get a championship contract in place—specifically, inside a briefcase latched over the ring within Detroit’s Ford Field. The first round of “Money in the Bank” Qualifying Matches begins in Bakersfield tonight, with Edge squaring off against ECW’s Rob Van Dam. Since the Rated-R Superstar and the ECW Original were the respective “Bank” winners of the past two WrestleManias, this encounter ensures that one will not earn a bid into the match at the granddaddy of them all. Who will be the first to cash out? Girls’ Fight OutAs announced last week, Melina meets Mickie James for the Women’s Championship tonight on Raw. The primal-screaming Diva’s first attempt two weeks ago proved unsuccessful, but she may have earned an A-list advantage after scoring a pinfall over the Women’s Champion in last week’s Mixed Tag Team Match. Will Melina’s success carry over from the red carpet to the ring, or can Mickie keep the gold around her waist? Be sure to watch Raw live this Monday night when it seriously turns up the California heat at 9/8 CT on USA Network. Wow. You even put the logo in there and everything. Fancy! Also, there needs to be more Mickie/Melina stiff brutality. Yeah it's kinda unprofessional, buts it's cool and exciting. And it makes the men on the roster look like the safe-style wusses that they are.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 19, 2007 18:04:51 GMT -5
it's gonna take me a while to get back into the routine. it feels like half the week was taken away since Raw was on Thursday and all. i woke up Friday thinking it was Tuesday
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Post by BRV on Feb 19, 2007 18:28:32 GMT -5
Cena!!! Orton!!! It's WWE Raw only on USA!!!
(screaming that in the way that NBA on NBC used to display their matchups)
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 19, 2007 18:44:55 GMT -5
Would a Barbershop Quartet stable get over on Raw or Smackdown?
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Post by The QC Loser on Feb 19, 2007 18:59:25 GMT -5
Ok i m obviously the munkay so break out the baby oil and bring me mickie
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Post by MGH on Feb 19, 2007 19:17:36 GMT -5
Man, for the last 2-3 weeks I've actually looked forward to Raw. I'm glad they turned this show around. I just hope it lasts after Mania
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 19, 2007 19:35:00 GMT -5
I don't why but, I think Cena and Michaels lose the Tag Belts tonight, so they can build some heat between the 2 for Wrestlemania. Maybe a multi-team gauntlet or match. Would be nice and logical, so there's a 75% chance that won't happen. I don't think it'd be logical when Cena is already in a match with Orton
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 19, 2007 19:38:42 GMT -5
at 8:00 on Deal or No Deal: "A self-proclaimed Korean cowboy tries to win $1 million." Jimmy Wang Yang is on Deal or No Deal tonight?!?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 19, 2007 19:44:27 GMT -5
at 8:00 on Deal or No Deal: "A self-proclaimed Korean cowboy tries to win $1 million." Jimmy Wang Yang is on Deal or No Deal tonight?!? Man when you keep failing to win the cruiserweight title you fall pretty hard...poor Jimmy.
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Post by balmudo on Feb 19, 2007 19:50:18 GMT -5
Would a Barbershop Quartet stable get over on Raw or Smackdown? "Hello muh baby, hello muh honey, hello my TAKE THAT SUNUVABITCH LUBE IT UP REALLY NICE TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR Goodbye my Coney Isle babe!"
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 19, 2007 19:51:33 GMT -5
Good one, even though that's not at all what I was getting at. And come on! A horse vs. monkey match would be HUGE! Plus, then maybe they could go back to the WWF name. So there. Even though I do not liken them to animals(besides them being humans, which techincally are animals) in the least, a stiff zoo-wide street fight would be pretty awesome. Speaking of stiff fighting, I wonder who'd win if they had a shoot fight. The horse, cause they shoot horses, don't they?
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 19, 2007 19:52:01 GMT -5
Would a Barbershop Quartet stable get over on Raw or Smackdown? "Hello muh baby, hello muh honey, hello my TAKE THAT SUNUVAcomplain and/or rude female LUBE IT UP REALLY NICE TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR Goodbye my Coney Isle babe!" Clearly, the four Spirit Squad men have found their new gimmick.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 19, 2007 20:00:14 GMT -5
Would a Barbershop Quartet stable get over on Raw or Smackdown? "Hello muh baby, hello muh honey, hello my TAKE THAT SUNUVAcomplain and/or rude female LUBE IT UP REALLY NICE TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR Goodbye my Coney Isle babe!" OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWS KING THE Y HIT THE "GOOD BYE MY CONEY ISLAND BABY" OFF THE 20FT LADDER!!!!!!
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 19, 2007 20:01:06 GMT -5
at 8:00 on Deal or No Deal: "A self-proclaimed Korean cowboy tries to win $1 million." Jimmy Wang Yang is on Deal or No Deal tonight?!? Man when you keep failing to win the cruiserweight title you fall pretty hard...poor Jimmy. But if he wins then he's got a new gimmick: The Million Dollar Wang
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